metabuxx
Infernal Archon
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- Joined
- Oct 21, 2019
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Advice - "Why don't use take a picture with a dog and use that in dating apps. Girls dig for guys who love animals"
Real meaning - "At least there'd be something non-ugly to look at in your photo."
Advice - "Write a funny Tinder bio. Girls like guys with a sense of humor"
Real meaning - "No girl will ever be attracted to that ugly ass face of yours so why don't jestermax so that some woman spares a few moments of her precious life to laugh at your joke because that's the only attention you'll ever get."
Advice - "Try smiling more in your pictures. Don't put up a serious face."
Real meaning - "The only thing worse than looking at a picture of an ugly creepy guy is looking at a picture of a smiling ugly creepy guy. Sure, do that."
Advice - "Go to clubs and parties and try to socialize more. Maybe you'll find a girl of your taste."
Real meaning - "Aside from being a laughing stock for your parents why don't you go out and become a laughing stock for the whole world. Take it to the next level."
That's why I fucking hate people who give me advice. Its like they are condescending me and mocking me in a more cruel way than any person ever could.
I have more respect for the people who straight up tell me that I'm hideously unattractive and I'll die as a lonely virgin than a person who gives me advice on how to self improve.
Real meaning - "At least there'd be something non-ugly to look at in your photo."
Advice - "Write a funny Tinder bio. Girls like guys with a sense of humor"
Real meaning - "No girl will ever be attracted to that ugly ass face of yours so why don't jestermax so that some woman spares a few moments of her precious life to laugh at your joke because that's the only attention you'll ever get."
Advice - "Try smiling more in your pictures. Don't put up a serious face."
Real meaning - "The only thing worse than looking at a picture of an ugly creepy guy is looking at a picture of a smiling ugly creepy guy. Sure, do that."
Advice - "Go to clubs and parties and try to socialize more. Maybe you'll find a girl of your taste."
Real meaning - "Aside from being a laughing stock for your parents why don't you go out and become a laughing stock for the whole world. Take it to the next level."
That's why I fucking hate people who give me advice. Its like they are condescending me and mocking me in a more cruel way than any person ever could.
I have more respect for the people who straight up tell me that I'm hideously unattractive and I'll die as a lonely virgin than a person who gives me advice on how to self improve.