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SuicideFuel Before you go to bed this Christmas Eve...

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Just remember that you came home to your shit apartment from a day of wage cucking to nobody (not even a pet). You will go to sleep next to nobody and wake up to a day of loneliness and TV dinners.

Meanwhile Chad Clause will embark on his yearly great journey to be a hero to boys and girls around the world. He will come home in the morning to his massive house/toy factory where he will be adored by his army of elves (who he height mogs) and awesome reindeer. He will retire to bed but right before will bang Ms. Clause.

We probably won't even get a toy under the tree because incels are on the naughty list for being sub-human.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
 
I hate Christmas. I used to love it, but loneliness and sadness has made me hate it.
 
But, I haven't wagecucked in years and I've been comfy with my fat little kitty. I'm also eating lots of chocolate and fatty foods on the road to my 6th chin.
 
Christmas is cancelled, again. My parents will send me some socks and underwear I don't need. Everyone else will be spending time with loved ones while I sit in my room and watch bojack horseman. Fuck this holiday.
 
I hate christmas.
 
Wouldn't have it any other way buddy
 
I cook my own food because i can't afford enough volume on tv dinners those things are tiny what are they for children???
 

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