LifeFuel Been escortceling

[anondump]

Ive seen one escort every weekend for the past 3 weeks.
Nothings stopping you from escortceling yourself.
It might take your mind off things for a little.
I feel a little less homicidal now.
I used adultsearch.com btw.
It cost me like $180 an hour
Fuck it.
I work with my parents and mostly bullshit while at work anyways.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Give us a brief rundown of how it went..was she nice etc?

 

[Evil Genius]

nice

what does sticking your dick inside a pussy feel like?

 

[Letmego]

Were they nice? Was it enthusiastic or should i just fuck a jar of Jif?

 

[Blackpill101]

How was the sex, especially your first experience?

 

[anondump]

How was the sex, especially your first experience?

It wasnt my first expirience escorceling heh heh.
I called the same number but got a different one each time for some odd reason.
They told me it was 3 of them i guess.
This last one was tonight and she was 30 odd yrs old.
She was the most down to earth one.
She came well dressed and all.
She told me she wanted to get comfortable first so she gave me a massage.
Then i put on the rubber and did it cow girl and missionary.
She seemed into it.
Then she said she wanted doggy and freaked out a little bit cause im not used to it and went soft.
Then we chatted a little bit.
It was aight.

 

[Blackpill101]

It wasnt my first expirience escorceling heh heh.
I called the same number but got a different one each time for some odd reason.
They told me it was 3 of them i guess.
This last one was tonight and she was 30 odd yrs old.
She was the most down to earth one.
She came well dressed and all.
She told me she wanted to get comfortable first so she gave me a massage.
Then i put on the rubber and did it cow girl and missionary.
She seemed into it.
Then she said she wanted doggy and freaked out a little bit cause im not used to it and went soft.
Then we chatted a little bit.
It was aight.

It's over when you're not used to these sex position words such as "missionary." What was your first experience like (the first time you had sex)?

nice

what does sticking your dick inside a pussy feel like?

I really wanna know this as a tight foreskin cel.
Does it hurt?

 

[anondump]

It's over when you're not used to these sex position words such as "missionary." What was your first experience like (the first time you had sex)?

I really wanna know this as a tight foreskin cel.
Does it hurt?

The only thing that hurt is when they suck my dick.
She pulled foreskin back hard.

 

[Blackpill101]

The only thing that hurt is when they suck my dick.
She pulled foreskin back hard.

Is the sex itself hurtful? Do you have a tight foreskin yourself like me?

 

[SuperPerfectCel]

"While we are not experts in every country’s laws, we have been informed that there is a law pending in the United States regarding Sex Trafficking. We are fully in support of all efforts to curtail illegal prostitution, sex trafficking and keeping children safe."

It's over for Americels.

 

[IncelmaBinHardon]

The normans, especially the foids, live in fear of more of use waking up to the virtues of escortcelling.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

ayy man thanks for the tip.

 

[Mr100]

Is the sex itself hurtful? Do you have a tight foreskin yourself like me?

I have a tight foreskin so understand your fear - put a condom on at start of escort session and protect your foreskin - these girls jerk you up and down without a thought. You can also tell her at the start - hey I have a tight foreskin - she'll get the message.

It wasnt my first expirience escorceling heh heh.
I called the same number but got a different one each time for some odd reason.
They told me it was 3 of them i guess.
This last one was tonight and she was 30 odd yrs old.
She was the most down to earth one.
She came well dressed and all.
She told me she wanted to get comfortable first so she gave me a massage.
Then i put on the rubber and did it cow girl and missionary.
She seemed into it.
Then she said she wanted doggy and freaked out a little bit cause im not used to it and went soft.
Then we chatted a little bit.
It was aight.

my advice.

you pay so you should dictate what happens - not her. forget the massage - that's just time wasting.
I like to get the girl sitting on my knees at the start and kiss her neck, shoulders, face if that is allowed - and play with her tits etc. Then I get her to strip off and check her out - touching sensitive areas. then some good foreplay and kissing on the bed - maybe some spanking. OWO if she offers that but not until completion. I'm a big guy and if she's small I get a kick out of having her lie down on her belly and laying on top of her. I usually book 30 minutes and penetrate in the last 5 minutes cause I dont last long. I like to finish with a vigorous shag doggy style.

$180 for an hour is too much. Find a 30 minute girl and pay $80 no more if you can.

remember - you pay - its your time not hers - make the most of it

 

[chadlandic]

damn seeing one escort every week would probably make me catch feelings

 

[RichCel]

Escortcelling is good cope.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

I could afford to escortcel regularly but I’ve only done it once. It was shitty IMO. Sex is basically kinda boring.

 

[Lord Of Skulls]

Escortcelling is good cope.

If you like an empty wallet, painful diseases, and possible legal troubles then yes. And may Saint Elliot help you if she turns out to be an undercover cop. They're all over Vegas and most incels are low IQ enough to fall for the most obvious traps there.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

If you like an empty wallet, painful diseases, and possible legal troubles then yes. And may Saint Elliot help you if she turns out to be an undercover cop. They're all over Vegas and most incels are low IQ enough to fall for the most obvious traps there.

this

 

[lifefuel]

If you like an empty wallet, painful diseases, and possible legal troubles then yes. And may Saint Elliot help you if she turns out to be an undercover cop. They're all over Vegas and most incels are low IQ enough to fall for the most obvious traps there.

Cope. they're mostly low price. they are cleaner than your average roastie (mandates of business) and the risk of serious legal consequence is quite low even if you get in trouble. Incels want to rope anyways so why would any of that shit matter lol

I'm not even saying it's good. I've never done it and have no plans to. But maybe worth a shot?

 

[Lord Of Skulls]

Cope. they're mostly low price. they are cleaner than your average roastie (mandates of business) and the risk of serious legal consequence is quite low even if you get in trouble. Incels want to rope anyways so why would any of that shit matter lol

I'm not even saying it's good. I've never done it and have no plans to. But maybe worth a shot?

Lower price ones are riskier, and some may be victims of human trafficking, if you want to risk getting caught up in that. Plus many lowiqcels or romanticels would probably end up falling in love with a hooker. Laughing all the way to the bank with her pimp boyfriend, she might actually milk the poor stupid fuck for all he has.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

Well I don´t have 180USD a week for sex.

Also the hypocrisy on this thread is insane! Bragging is against the rules but that apparently doesn´t apply to sex with escorts?

 

[JovanD]

Lol you westerners overpay so much for sex, i can have sex with decent woman for 20$ or a model-like for 50$ here.

 

[Blackpill101]

I have a tight foreskin so understand your fear - put a condom on at start of escort session and protect your foreskin - these girls jerk you up and down without a thought. You can also tell her at the start - hey I have a tight foreskin - she'll get the message.

my advice.

you pay so you should dictate what happens - not her. forget the massage - that's just time wasting.
I like to get the girl sitting on my knees at the start and kiss her neck, shoulders, face if that is allowed - and play with her tits etc. Then I get her to strip off and check her out - touching sensitive areas. then some good foreplay and kissing on the bed - maybe some spanking. OWO if she offers that but not until completion. I'm a big guy and if she's small I get a kick out of having her lie down on her belly and laying on top of her. I usually book 30 minutes and penetrate in the last 5 minutes cause I dont last long. I like to finish with a vigorous shag doggy style.

$180 for an hour is too much. Find a 30 minute girl and pay $80 no more if you can.

remember - you pay - its your time not hers - make the most of it

How does the sex itself feel with a tight foreskin?

 

[TheGoodGuy]

Seriously how is this not bragging!!? I got 30% warning ban for briefly mentioning something and then this guy can freely talk in explicit details what he did to a girl just because she was an escort!?

 

[JovanD]

Seriously how is this not bragging!!? I got 30% warning ban for briefly mentioning something and then this guy can freely talk in explicit details what he did to a girl just because she was an escort!?

Escorts seem to be a loophole, pun intended.

 

[bignuggies7]

Lol you westerners overpay so much for sex, i can have sex with decent woman for 20$ or a model-like for 50$ here.

where are you located

 

[JovanD]

where are you located

Balkans.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

Escorts seem to be a loophole, pun intended.

Well good to know

 

[Curious0]

How does the sex itself feel with a tight foreskin?

Is that even possible with serious phimosis? I had phimosis when I was young. I can't imagine having sex with phimosis, it would probably hurt.

 

[Blackpill101]

Is that even possible with serious phimosis? I had phimosis when I was young. I can't imagine having sex with phimosis, it would probably hurt.

I have that condition. Lol.

 

[Curious0]

I have that condition. Lol.

How old are you? I had it until I turned 14. Before that, I thought I had to get circumcised. But it went away automatically when I started fapping a couple of hours every day. I remember the first time I was able to pull back my foreskin, it was an epic feeling.

 

[Blackpill101]

How old are you? I had it until I turned 14. Before that, I thought I had to get circumcised. But it went away automatically when I started fapping a couple of hours every day. I remember the first time I was able to pull back my foreskin, it was an epic feeling.

I'm 19.

I'm honestly able to fuck a concrete floor with it (srs, tried it and it didn't hurt at all ). It doesn't really affect me and is so damn tight to be pulled off.

I'm just questioning if it'll be any different if I put it inside a vagina.

 

[Curious0]

I'm 19.

I'm honestly able to fuck a concrete floor with it (srs, tried it and it didn't hurt at all ). It doesn't really affect me and is so damn tight to be pulled off.

I'm just questioning if it'll be any different if I put it inside a vagina.

The most erogenous part is a part of the foreskin so it'd feel similar. You won't experience the motion of your foreskin gliding back and forth, which isn't important anyway. When I masturbate, I don't do this motion because it doesn't even feel that good. I've tried masturbating with soap and gliding my foreskin back and forth but it felt shitty as fuck.
I wonder how you clean though. You need to get that build up of smegma away somehow?

 

[Blackpill101]

The most erogenous part is a part of the foreskin so it'd feel similar. You won't experience the motion of your foreskin gliding back and forth, which isn't important anyway. When I masturbate, I don't do this motion because it doesn't even feel that good. I've tried masturbating with soap and gliding my foreskin back and forth but it felt shitty as fuck.
I wonder how you clean though. You need to get that build up of smegma away somehow?

I'm not clean kek

 

[justenditall]

Seriously how is this not bragging!!? I got 30% warning ban for briefly mentioning something and then this guy can freely talk in explicit details what he did to a girl just because she was an escort!?

it is generally accepted that hookers dont count towards losing incel status
its not about the fucking, its about getting a girl to like you

 

[Curious0]

I'm not clean kek

Do you consider getting circumcised?

 

[TheGoodGuy]

it is generally accepted that hookers dont count towards losing incel status
its not about the fucking, its about getting a girl to like you

I know that, I just don´t get why we can talk in details about how it went down. It´s like a loophole, so whenever someone wants to tell people how something feels like the guy who asked what pussy tasted like. I could just give him the answer and tell him I fucked a prostitute. Lol beat the system?

 

[Blackpill101]

Do you consider getting circumcised?

Bro... my doc won't do it

 

[justenditall]

I know that, I just don´t get why we can talk in details about how it went down. It´s like a loophole, so whenever someone wants to tell people how something feels like the guy who asked what pussy tasted like. I could just give him the answer and tell him I fucked a prostitute. Lol beat the system?

you are right
and it looks like OP got temp banned for this thread so it seems like the mods are with you

 

[TheGoodGuy]

you are right
and it looks like OP got temp banned for this thread so it seems like the mods are with you

Well too bad. I don´t actually agree with it. I think it should be allowed. I just wanted to know what the rules are since I already got 40% warning ban

 

[Mr100]

How does the sex itself feel with a tight foreskin?

If you wear a condom, this will protect your foreskin from being retracted so it feels fine.

Bareback - if the foreskin is really tight - it wont retract anyway - so that's not a problem. But otherwise it can be an issue - though once inside there's so much natural lube - you may not even notice. It varies from person to person so you will have to wait and see.

 

[Wot1994]

I'm 19.

I'm honestly able to fuck a concrete floor with it (srs, tried it and it didn't hurt at all ). It doesn't really affect me and is so damn tight to be pulled off.

I'm just questioning if it'll be any different if I put it inside a vagina.

You won't feel shit, you got numb dick

The most erogenous part is a part of the foreskin so it'd feel similar. You won't experience the motion of your foreskin gliding back and forth, which isn't important anyway. When I masturbate, I don't do this motion because it doesn't even feel that good. I've tried masturbating with soap and gliding my foreskin back and forth but it felt shitty as fuck.
I wonder how you clean though. You need to get that build up of smegma away somehow?

Nah the best part is the head, you'll understand some day (hopefully)

 

[Deleted member 4760]

Escort is a cheat but why not cheat when the game was set up against you from the start.

Good cope.

 

[RichCel]

If you like an empty wallet, painful diseases, and possible legal troubles then yes. And may Saint Elliot help you if she turns out to be an undercover cop. They're all over Vegas and most incels are low IQ enough to fall for the most obvious traps there.

If one is a low IQ poorfag like yourself then yes, those are all very real dangers.

I have been mongering literally for decades. I average 2-4 whore visits a month. Never had so much as a scare of a VD, never even came close to being busted, never spent more than I can afford. The worst that has ever happened to me is a disappointing fuck or a whore that looks worse than what she advertised. Even so, I can count bad experiences on one hand.

So yeah buddy boyo... Make some money and don't be a dumb fuck, and you'll be SHOCKED at what doors open for ya.