I know this 5’2 balding Indian janitor that proves beauty is subjective. His eyes are the first horror you encounter — grotesquely bulging, bloodshot, and leaking thick, yellow pus that drips down his face in filthy streaks. His left eye is the worst, its cornea ulcerated and cloudy, a yellowish, oozing mess that could rupture at any moment, sending infected fluid spilling down his face. His skull, deformed by Cloverleaf Skull Syndrome, is an abomination, twisted and crushed into a nightmarish shape, the bones fused together so early that his face is an unrecognizable, mangled mass, with every feature horribly distorted. His brain is suffocating inside, causing severe neurological impairments, and he staggers as his body fights to function. His body is emaciated, severely underweight, with twisted bones sticking out at odd angles due to starvation, the skin stretched so thin it looks ready to tear at any moment. His legs are grotesquely bowed, sticking out at unnatural angles, with exposed bones jutting painfully through the skin, covered in painful lumps, grotesque warts, and hard cysts that ooze a mixture of pus and blood. His chest is dunked inward, a sunken, hollow pit of skin and bone, covered in deep, gaping wounds and swollen cysts that leak thick, foul-smelling yellow pus. His chest is riddled with open sores, massive warts, and painful moles, leaking infected pus that trickles down and creates raw, angry patches of skin. His nipples are swollen, discolored, and constantly leaking fluids, adding to the disgust. His arms are just as repulsive, grotesquely swollen with massive boils the size of softballs, oozing yellowish fluid that drips down his arms like putrid rain. His fingers are bent and twisted, with broken, crooked joints and blackened nails falling off in chunks, exposing raw, bleeding flesh. His hands are unrecognizable, swollen and bloated, with skin stretched so tight over the twisted bones that it looks ready to tear. His sagging buttocks are covered in boils and cysts so large they appear ready to burst, leaking rancid, infected fluid that drips down to the floor. His teeth are decayed, blackened, and rotting in his mouth, with jagged, missing pieces and exposed gums that look like they’ve been eaten away by infection. His feet are swollen, misshapen, and cracked, with skin peeling off in chunks to expose raw, oozing flesh underneath, covered in thick, twisted toenails or missing altogether. His toenails are discolored and twisted, leaving open, festering sores that never heal, with exposed, decaying skin hanging off in sickening strips. His entire body is a grotesque, deformed mess, leaking infected, thick pus from every surface, making every movement a grotesque, sickening display of sickness and decay, but because beauty is subjective, he is constantly being chased by hot models.
