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Poopless One

Poopless One

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If he simply turned into a grizzly bear foids would choose him immediately due to his perSONality

(Couldn't decide between Theory or Media flair)
 
when in doubt, whitepill tag
 
:forcedsmile: choosing the bear
 
If he turned into a dog or a horse he wouldn’t be able to stay single if he tried.
 
Baby Animals Fighting GIF
 
If he turned into a dog or a horse he wouldn’t be able to stay single if he tried.
He tried turning into a dog for foid attention in that one episode and they shoo'd him away due to colorism (and also cause he smelled terrible)
 
He can even transform separate parts of his body.

If he really felt like it he could rape people with a prehensile armadillo penis.
 
time for a Lore Drop folks - back in 1965 when Gar debuted in issue 99 of Doom Patrol he actually did have some genuine incel energy going on:
DoomPatrol99

Jill the blonde who stands up to him against his bully Dave Lannen (mocked his green skin) turned down his invitation for a date even though they'd known each other for MONTHS

This didn't last long though since he did end up dating Jill in high school eventually, prior to joining the Teen Titans.

Guy's been through some rough shit though. After his parents died he was raised by a Chad tribal chief named King Tawaba, a man that Slade says he was friends with and that Tara murdered after Slade refused the kill contract due to their friendship.

It's unclear if that's true though, I assume Tawaba was assassinated but not who actually killed him.
 
time for a Lore Drop folks - back in 1965 when Gar debuted in issue 99 of Doom Patrol he actually did have some genuine incel energy going on:
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Jill the blonde who stands up to him against his bully Dave Lannen (mocked his green skin) turned down his invitation for a date even though they'd known each other for MONTHS

This didn't last long though since he did end up dating Jill in high school eventually, prior to joining the Teen Titans.

Guy's been through some rough shit though. After his parents died he was raised by a Chad tribal chief named King Tawaba, a man that Slade says he was friends with and that Tara murdered after Slade refused the kill contract due to their friendship.

It's unclear if that's true though, I assume Tawaba was assassinated but not who actually killed him.
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