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Be real with me: Is escort-celing worth it?

mylifeistrash

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Seems you gotta pay $300-$500 per HOUR just to have condom sex with a busted whore who is near age 30.

That's sounds fucking awful.
Even elliot spitzer, that NYC governor from 10 years ago was paying an average 25 year old Hispanic whore 6k per hour.

A year ago, I thought fucking escorts was alpha as fuck, but after spending a year on here reading about it, it sounds worse than hell.



So how much $ per hour of value of is a Chad who fucks an 18 year old bareback getting? He must be getting $10k to $20k per hour worth of sex
 
I always wanted to try an escort as well tbh. NGL the one night I spent researchmaxxing on getting an escort I almost got 2 trojans jfl. That being said you are right, I think most of them are not worth it. I'd like to try one one day though.
 
Short term yes providing you get a Stacy - Thot. Long term no as it will burn your pockets & just be repetitive & boring. You're not going to do it bareback coital penetration in the near future so that's why it gets boring & repetitive.
 
I would recommend once if your a virgin and have hangups about still being a virgin.

If you had an addictive personality don’t do it, I’ve blown through enough money between hookers and massage parlors to buy a bmw 5 series in cash. It becomes something you do when you’ve had a bad day/week, a form of escapism....and when you’re an incel stuck in a dead end job every week is a bad week, so yeah....
 
I would recommend once if your a virgin and have hangups about still being a virgin.

If you had an addictive personality don’t do it, I’ve blown through enough money between hookers and massage parlors to buy a bmw 5 series in cash. It becomes something you do when you’ve had a bad day/week, a form of escapism....and when you’re an incel stuck in a dead end job every week is a bad week, so yeah....

This is to the point. Couldn't have said it better myself.
 
It depends on how much value you place on getting your dick wet and losing your virginity
 
The cost is increasing because demand is increasing. If prostitution is legalized it would be cheaper.
 
I looked into it a while back, it's way too expensive honestly
 
It depends on how much value you place on getting your dick wet and losing your virginity
does your dick even get that wet if you are wearing a condom? Seems like suicidefuel never getting to fuck without one.
 
id rather try lucid dream sex (though that might be more applicable for me anyways since im more into JBs as well as fantasy stuff like hentai)

it just seems way too expensive to me, and like i should get drugs instead. though i dont know much about the subject
 
Where I live it's a good price, and they are beautiful girls. As I said here I do celibacy for spiritual purposes, so I go to escort like three times a year just to have some human contact.
 
I wanna lose my V-card soon, so yeah. But I'll only choose a good looking escort because I want my money's worth, and it's something that I deserve.
 
No.

I mean, it’s worth doing just to lose your V, but sex is shit unless the foid wants you.
 
No it's not. Sex is pointless if you don't get the validation of the girl actually wanting your dick.
 
It's even worse in Toronto, you have to pay to fuck this.
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No it feels like work.
Only go like 2 or 3 times to see what holes feel like、but its really boring. They ignore you while you are balls deep inside、play with their nails and watch tv
 
Where I am it is so bad. Hambeasts charging you a 100$ for half hour. Plus very risky.

But If it is legalized in your area, then go for it.
 
It probably depends on the country, I've seen lots of cute students in their early 20s on European escort sites. But I've never actually tried it yet so I'm not sure what the experience is like.
 
Id try it at least once.
 
No man, it's not worth it.
 
There are some really hot ones for 200-250 euros an hour here. Thinking of maybe going once. It feels shitty to pay for condom sex though.
 
If you compare yourself to Chad you will come to the conclusion that you are not Chad and every thing in this planet is not worth it because you are not Chad. Chad can have everything for free and he can enjoy things better than us. The end, kill yourself because you are not Chad.

Or, you can accept you are an incel and start enjoying the little things, like having sex with a hot girl, which is not bad after all.
 
does your dick even get that wet if you are wearing a condom? Seems like suicidefuel never getting to fuck without one.

Bro, if you're wearing a condom you literally can't feel shit when you put it in. It just feels warm, that's it. There's a good reason so many men don't want to wear condoms with their gfs and wives
 
No, most escorts are scammers and catfishers, posting photos of model tier innocent teens, when in reality they are ugly fat old single mothers covered in tatoos and piercings.
 
I watched some movies and know that in other ages the vast majority of men has to went to hookers , that's it. Prostitution is always an option. Some ppl here have to forget the "romantic" issue. We lost that shit in our teens and young adulthood , forget that romantic issues and concentrate in the body of the souless foid.
 
Its worth it if you want to get the "virginity" over with, but you still will be technically virgin as prostitutes arent real sex. But what matters is sex and relationships, something escortcelling cannot provide
I would recommend once if your a virgin and have hangups about still being a virgin.

If you had an addictive personality don’t do it, I’ve blown through enough money between hookers and massage parlors to buy a bmw 5 series in cash. It becomes something you do when you’ve had a bad day/week, a form of escapism....and when you’re an incel stuck in a dead end job every week is a bad week, so yeah....
The cost is increasing because demand is increasing. If prostitution is legalized it would be cheaper.
in australia its legal and its still not cheap ( although i guess australia is a little bit different as everything is fucking expensive here)
 
In amsterdam u can get decent red light whores for 100 an hour
Decent i mean 8+, 25yo
Never built up the courage cus scary
 
Escorceling is expensive af in the US because it is illegal here. If you are an america-cel your best option is to go down to mexico and bang whores for $30.
 
Escortcelling is just cucking IMO
Escorceling is expensive af in the US because it is illegal here. If you are an america-cel your best option is to go down to mexico and bang whores for $30.
and get aids
 
No bro, fuck paying holes for lifeless sex.
 
According to the stats you gave, no, it isn't. But here in Brazil it is.

Not as a lifestyle, but as an one-time experience at least.
 
I've escortcelled dozens of times. Not worth it. Hookers are one of the two main reasons for me being a misogynist, the other one being my mother.
 
For the price of 2 escorts I can fuckin buy 2 T bows. What a waste of money
 
Never tried it, to each their own.
 
Escortcelling will just make u feel empty tbh
 
In amsterdam u can get decent red light whores for 100 an hour
Decent i mean 8+, 25yo
Never built up the courage cus scary
It’s over for high inhibs in a escort city
 
Depends on were you live in europe its definitely worth it. Here you pay 70-100 euro for half an hour. Most whores blow without condom but i wouldnt recomend it, in some places they do it without but for me thats to dangerous.
 
Lmao not all of them are so expensive.
 
I think it's better to save money for a buying a doll tbh.
 
id rather try lucid dream sex (though that might be more applicable for me anyways since im more into JBs as well as fantasy stuff like hentai)

it just seems way too expensive to me, and like i should get drugs instead. though i dont know much about the subject
there's a device that induces lucid dreaming. Gotta try it since i can't lucid dream
 
Seems you gotta pay $300-$500 per HOUR just to have condom sex with a busted whore who is near age 30.

That's sounds fucking awful.
Even elliot spitzer, that NYC governor from 10 years ago was paying an average 25 year old Hispanic whore 6k per hour.

A year ago, I thought fucking escorts was alpha as fuck, but after spending a year on here reading about it, it sounds worse than hell.



So how much $ per hour of value of is a Chad who fucks an 18 year old bareback getting? He must be getting $10k to $20k per hour worth of sex
My experiences have been negative. But friends have had better experiences. If you get an enthusiastic one it can be good.
No.

I mean, it’s worth doing just to lose your V, but sex is shit unless the foid wants you.
Truth.
 
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I was thinking about going to a massage parlor. I hear it’s better than escortceling in every way.
 
I think its expensive but i might try something similar.
 
These prices are too high. You probably live in some pussy-worshipper country like the pussy-whipped states of america or anywhere in the anglo-saxon world. Come to South America and you'll see prostitutes with much better prices.
 

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