SuicideFuel "Be normal, get a good job, get MARRIED, have kids" Well let me drop the (WEDDING) suicide pill on you guys today. Impossible to be normal/ascend.

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I have posted about this before but I believe some newfags have to handle this brutal suicide pill.

Think about it. Your that outcast with a shitty social life. HOW THE FUCK can you ever be a normal guy in this world.

How would your wedding day look? Your an anti-social incel. You wouldn't have a best man. You wouldn't have a group of groomsmen to stand there with you.

You don't have a fucking social life. Who would be in that audience supporting your big day? The answer is fucking nobody.

If your lucky you have a big family but if your not lucky you have only a handful if that of family members who would be at your wedding.

How The Fuck would that look to everybody. The girl would have her maid of honor and a bunch of bridesmaids and friends showing up while you have maybe 3 people show up for you.

If being incel wasn't bad enough you have to think about this one as well. Even if you find a girl, you have no social life and your wedding would look depressing as fuck.

Time to make model cars and play vidya it is over for us.
 
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generally speaking the reason why older loser virgins marry single moms is because their lives are chaotic with kid stuff and all of their social life so that gets tackled onto your life which gives a lot of these cucks some meaning in their lives (plus some sex) when they do stuff like drop off little Jimmy to soccer practice and cheer him on while the mother is on a secret date

a wedding is 100% for a woman to show off to her family and friends. nobody cares for the mans side anyway.
 
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luckily, atleast here in Germany it´s not required to have a wedding to get married. You can just show up with your wife, fill out some forms and then you are married.
 
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jfl if you're on this site and still think you could marry someday.
 
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bluecollarCEL said:
maybe 3 people show up for you.
I'm wondering how many people will be at my funeral.
 
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Life is a scam.
 
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Marriage is just man-made and for cucks and betabuxxers.
 
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Getlooksordie said:
luckily, atleast here in Germany it´s not required to have a wedding to get married. You can just show up with your wife, fill out some forms and then you are married.
They all want their princesses wedding.
 
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MSCW said:
They all want their princesses wedding.
I will be looking for a wife abroad, so she will only care about the greencard.
 
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You're bringing food directly to Chad.
 
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Eiffel Tower IQ, great example of a blackpill
 
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Just have a huge family theory. I have hundreds of cousins that I've never seen before who would come to my wedding if I invited them.

However, I'd never get married because it's a fucking scam. Maybe us incels are protected from the evils of women? Would you rather be a normie who has everything taken away from him after 1 year of marriage and starfish sex... or an incel who never has to go through that shit?
 
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My manlet cousin's wedding was basically this.

His best man was a childhood friend that obviously moved on in life with his Becky GF babbling about drugs. He had to ask me to stand up for his wedding because he had so few options (I declined.)

Meanwhile, his looksmatched cunt wife had tons of friends, rich family members that stood for her wedding and ignored our side of hideous deformed dumb Polack genetic shit. This cunt cheated on him in college, everyone knows it, but he settles like a good wagecuck taking care of their kids while she's "finding herself and her career".

If you guys could see this marriage, many of you would rage. It's so hearbreaking. My cousin is a genuinely great guy. But, he looks similar to me except for being a foot shorter. Pure PURE genetic shit that has no choice but to be stomped on by a female to receive any human validation.
 
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"(I declined.)"
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Getlooksordie said:
do you have a better idea?
I'm running out of copes myself.
 
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Grotesque said:
My manlet cousin's wedding was basically this.

His best man was a childhood friend that obviously moved on in life with his Becky GF babbling about drugs. He had to ask me to stand up for his wedding because he had so few options (I declined.)

Meanwhile, his looksmatched cunt wife had tons of friends, rich family members that stood for her wedding and ignored our side of hideous deformed dumb Polack genetic shit. This cunt cheated on him in college, everyone knows it, but he settles like a good wagecuck taking care of their kids while she's "finding herself and her career".

If you guys could see this marriage, many of you would rage. It's so hearbreaking. My cousin is a genuinely great guy. But, he looks similar to me except for being a foot shorter. Pure PURE genetic shit that has no choice but to be stomped on by a female to receive any human validation.

another display of value of looks matched female being 1000x higher than her male counterpart
 
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my parents have many friends, l will invite them and their family....if l marry
 
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normies are just so ignorant to the fact that some ppl just cannot act or be "normal" if their lives depended on it
 
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i can tell you about some circus weddings i've been to:
- groom invites a few people from work and male relatives, some dude from work that isn't really much of a friend becomes his best man
- everyone pretends the stepdaughter of the groom (bride is a single mom) doesn't exist and hope nobody asks
- people leaving incredibly early, especially the more personally successful ones, they don't have time to stick around
- very few interactions in general between people, just running out the clock until it's late enough

basically it doesn't matter if a wedding is a ridiculous sham, it can still go on just fine
 
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Less people to see you castrate yourself tbh. You’re overthinking this too much, she’d probably never stay with you let alone marry you if you had no friends. Remember, only Chads can be friendless without being “creepy” to women.
 
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Who want kids and stressful live? Incel and normie just want casual sex like chad. Fucking whores
 
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reminds me of this video
 
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Wouldn't want to be another traditional cog in this shit society anyway
 
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Wedding ? Marriage ? Tying knot ? KEK. anyone who gets married is a cuck. Doesn't matter jow much of a Chad you're. Even if you're a 10/10 and marry a 4/10 the power dynamic will be tilted towards her.
 
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The most important thing for the groom isn't his, IT'S THE PRE-NUP!
 
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nice_try said:
jfl if you're on this site and still think you could marry someday.
 
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Marriage is subtle cuckoldry
 
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marriage is negative iq
 
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Pumkin said:
a wedding is 100% for a woman to show off to her family and friends. nobody cares for the mans side anyway.