One of my elder relatives wanted me to put a 100 rupee bill in my mouth so that a transgender woman could take it out with theirs.
He's funny as hell, he insulted his wife often and then made her do things like clean his shoes.
I would disown him.
Fuck trannies ngl most of them rope anyway.
And he would fart directly into little girls' faces (the kids of his nephew). 
Giga based, low inhib moggs me to hellHe's funny as hell, he insulted his wife often and then made her do things like clean his shoes.
Yeah, he's cool af. He's in his mid-50s. He even raced somebody on a highway, he was driving so fast and I didn't even have my seatbelt on. He would often take me out for dinner at an expensive restaurant, as well as his wife and other family members. But I had a fight with his wife, I posted the story here. Which is lame because now I haven't talked to him. When I was arguing with his wife, he didn't even get mad at me, so that's cool. Jfl.
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wtf why?One of my elder relatives wanted me to put a 100 rupee bill in my mouth so that a transgender woman could take it out with theirs.
what did you fight about, what's the thread?
Sure. He's not my uncle, he's my grand-uncle. He works at an office that he owns himself, it specializes in visas to Saudi Arabia - which, in a country like Pakistan, is a $$$ maker, trust me - and the first time I visited his office, his deaf nephew was there as well - this guy is in his 30s and has three kids; all daughters, one of them looks absolutely subhuman - and my grand-uncle has employed him as well. My grand-uncle then proceeds to show me the laptop his nephew was using and I literally see a bunch of 3D animated heads from Google Images, then my grand-uncle says "This is all he does all day, and at the end of his shift when he goes home and his wife wants to talk to him, he says "I worked hard today, shut up!" I don't know why, but I thought that was hilarious.
(His deaf nephew is also married to a deaf femorrhoid and I made her cry, posted a story about it here) - I got more stories in which he talks about his own wife, it's freakin' hilarious, can't believe he actually said it to me.
Why? was he daring you? Im sorry i didnt read later posts, he was obviously joking.One of my elder relatives wanted me to put a 100 rupee bill in my mouth so that a transgender woman could take it out with theirs.
https://incels.is/threads/am-i-the-asshole-co.224445/ Here you go.
Just hajjmaxxx bro. And your grand uncle must come to realize that 2d is superior to 3d foids.Sure. He's not my uncle, he's my grand-uncle. He works at an office that he owns himself, it specializes in visas to Saudi Arabia - which, in a country like Pakistan, is a $$$ maker, trust me - and the first time I visited his office, his deaf nephew was there as well - this guy is in his 30s and has three kids; all daughters, one of them looks absolutely subhuman - and my grand-uncle has employed him as well. My grand-uncle then proceeds to show me the laptop his nephew was using and I literally see a bunch of 3D animated heads from Google Images, then my grand-uncle says "This is all he does all day, and at the end of his shift when he goes home and his wife wants to talk to him, he says "I worked hard today, shut up!" I don't know why, but I thought that was hilarious.
What did you think of the story? I got another one for you if you wanna hear. This one is pretty funny.
I like it
I can totally see that happening. Must have felt weird to you. They can get very nasty tbhOne of my elder relatives wanted me to put a 100 rupee bill in my mouth so that a transgender woman could take it out with theirs.
No. I thought it was hilarious, but I refused. Multiple times. My relative really wanted me to do it hahahaha.
