There is this old english guy at my moms workplace and a yugo foid that works with him in the factory. The english guy is pretty based he sleeps during work sometimes, comes late to work, takes a shit and doesnt flush etc. But today he took a shit and put the toilet cleaning brush inside so it got stuck. Then his coworker, the yugo foid needed to take a shit and pulled it out and the shit and piss got on her clothes, face etc. 
