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Average school day for an trvecel permavirgin

Skelly

Skelly

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homeroom:
step on a bear trap and some a horde of normies pour live leaches on you as a prank
get jumped because you didnt give dark triad chad the homework you didn't do either

period 1:
your micropenis gets leaked and get clowned for it
car drives into the school and rams you into a wall


period 2:
get thrown in the incinerator for being late
school shooter walks in and shoots you 20 times in the arm and the rest of the class jumps you

period 3:
spend the whole class on question one of the worksheet
get thrown in the trash can

lunch:
bully pulls out an rpg and blows you up
eat from the trash can since you're too poor to afford school lunch
try to throw up but rip ass instead and your crush inhales it and fucking dies

period 4:
get a chair thrown at your head
get drop kicked by freshmen
your bag gets thrown out the window

period 5:
get caught jacking off
teacher sees and rips it off

period 6:
go on a field trip but the bus driver runs over you and force feeds you gasoline then lights you on fire
 
Mango mango mango mango
 
This sounds like an IncelTears satire of what we would think
 

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