Incel: Rolls out of bed at noon. Has shitty cereal with old, weird tasting milk. Takes a shower and notices hair at the bottom of the shower and in his hand when he shampoos. Takes a look at his skinnyfat physique in the mirror and wonders why he can't gain any muscle despite lifting 5 days a week. Leaves his room for the first time in a few days to buy groceries hoping his NEETbucks for the week haven't run out.
While out he is stared at by small children and avoided like the plague by women. The cashier at the grocery store treats him rudely and doesn't make eye contact. Spends the entire rest of the day binge watching tv shows, fapping to porn and eating shitty Ramen Noodles. Falls asleep at 3 in the morning alone.
Chad: Wakes up at noon in his room at his parent's huge mansion to a bj from his blonde 9/10 Instagram model gf. They shower together and he bangs her doggy style in the shower. Realizes that he missed class, oh well, he'll just have some nerd take the final for him. Hops into his expensive car and meets his posse at a posh restaurant and has a delicious breakfast. Meets up with his side chick and they go shopping downtown. All expenses go on his dad's credit cards. Next he hits the gym with his bros and hits a 315 lb PR on bench.
While at the gym he has a chance encounter with his VS model ex girlfriend. She throws herself at his feet and begs him to take her back, that she'll be his perfect submissive fucktoy and let him screw around all he wants. He decides the bitch is just too much damn drama and kicks her to the curb, though he has her number in case he wants a booty call. That night he throws a wild party at his parent's mansion. He has a threesome with two sluts in the hottub and gets into a fight with his gf because of it. She of course forgives him. That night he falls asleep in his bed with his gf and 4 other random girls dog-piled on top of him.
While out he is stared at by small children and avoided like the plague by women. The cashier at the grocery store treats him rudely and doesn't make eye contact. Spends the entire rest of the day binge watching tv shows, fapping to porn and eating shitty Ramen Noodles. Falls asleep at 3 in the morning alone.
Chad: Wakes up at noon in his room at his parent's huge mansion to a bj from his blonde 9/10 Instagram model gf. They shower together and he bangs her doggy style in the shower. Realizes that he missed class, oh well, he'll just have some nerd take the final for him. Hops into his expensive car and meets his posse at a posh restaurant and has a delicious breakfast. Meets up with his side chick and they go shopping downtown. All expenses go on his dad's credit cards. Next he hits the gym with his bros and hits a 315 lb PR on bench.
While at the gym he has a chance encounter with his VS model ex girlfriend. She throws herself at his feet and begs him to take her back, that she'll be his perfect submissive fucktoy and let him screw around all he wants. He decides the bitch is just too much damn drama and kicks her to the curb, though he has her number in case he wants a booty call. That night he throws a wild party at his parent's mansion. He has a threesome with two sluts in the hottub and gets into a fight with his gf because of it. She of course forgives him. That night he falls asleep in his bed with his gf and 4 other random girls dog-piled on top of him.
