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Serious Autistic trait: obsessed with laser tag

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From my observations as an avid laser tag player, I have discovered that all of the four best players I can recall (across many dozens, possibly hundreds of games) are autistic.

Why do a high proportion of autists love laser tag?

1. We are highly proficient due to our obsessive focus on our special interests and we excel at strategy and discerning patterns in the game

2. It’s a non-contact sport, reducing the importance of physical power (physical size can also be a disadvantage in laser tag, reducing stealth, speed, agility, co-ordination, balance, reflexes and stamina, which are more important than strength in the game)

3. It’s highly individualistic (at a public lobby level), reducing the importance of teamwork

4. Social status, social nous and social confidence are greatly mitigated as factors in the game

5. There is a “revenge of the nerds” dynamic, where the typically persecuted autist can simulate shooting normie males and females of all ages besides the very young and very elderly (normies often find the laser tag prowess of the autist frustrating and do not expect to have such an intense opponent when they go in)

6. It’s an athletic and social outlet for those who may not enjoy many traditional athletic or social pursuits

7. Laser tag has clear objectives and rules, which minimises subjectivity

8. Through its repetitive structure and consistent metrics it provides barometers for objective progression over time

9. The strategies perfected in countless hours playing FPS games transition well to the laser tag arena, providing autistic gamers with an immediate advantage
 
what is that
 
never played it before
 
I always wished I could play it :(

I asked my mom pretty much everyday since I was a kid but there's no shit like that where I live

It looks so cool.
 
never played it before
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From my observations as an avid laser tag player, I have discovered that all of the four best players I can recall (across many dozens, possibly hundreds of games) are autistic.

Why do a high proportion of autists love laser tag?

1. We are highly proficient due to our obsessive focus on our special interests and we excel at strategy and discerning patterns in the game

2. It’s a non-contact sport, reducing the importance of physical power (physical size can also be a disadvantage in laser tag, reducing stealth, speed, agility, co-ordination, balance, reflexes and stamina, which are more important than strength in the game)

3. It’s highly individualistic (at a public lobby level), reducing the importance of teamwork

4. Social status, social nous and social confidence are greatly mitigated as factors in the game

5. There is a “revenge of the nerds” dynamic, where the typically persecuted autist can simulate shooting normie males and females of all ages besides the very young and very elderly (normies often find the laser tag prowess of the autist frustrating and do not expect to have such an intense opponent when they go in)

6. It’s an athletic and social outlet for those who may not enjoy many traditional athletic or social pursuits

7. Laser tag has clear objectives and rules, which minimises subjectivity

8. Through its repetitive structure and consistent metrics it provides barometers for objective progression over time

9. The strategies perfected in countless hours playing FPS games transition well to the laser tag arena, providing autistic gamers with an immediate advantage
I think many autistics can be good fighters and combatants too. Use this info however you will.
 
this is not known in the third world
 
This is relatable.
 
Never played it. Too high inhib, plus team sports scare me. Not athletic enough either.
 
I've only played it a few times but I enjoyed it quite a bit.
 
I have 0 talents. I nevet played it, but i would also most likely suck ass at Lasertag too
 
In the club I was playing at, it was quite the opposite

The best player looked like a younger Channing Tatum, most of the players were high schoolers or guys in their first/second year of uni, (who had gfs and talked about sex). There was even a couple in the club (the guy being way taller ofc)
 

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