Autistic stories thread

[Deleted member 6537]

You can post about what autistic shit you've done or you've witnessed. Allow me to tell mine.
When I was younger I was.. err.. let's just say I was an autist of the highest caliber. I remember one time when my older brother brought his friends home, I kept showing them yuri art and pissing my pants for no other reason than because it felt good. They found me an autistic pest.
I can say these here because I'm hiding behind an anime avatar.

One time I had an acquaintance at school, I was 12 at the time or so. I told him to "google Gardevoir" just for keks, we both liked Nintendo at the time. When he did he was like "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE ME DO".

I will update this thread with more autism stories.

 

[Deleted member 24125]

i always doodled in class and looked out the window

 

[Egbertjack]

A senior girl was hitting on a friend of mine in middle school while we were walking (to some teacher or some shit) and completely ignoring me.

I felt awkward and said something autistic along the lines of "Whooaaaa what's going on?"

She looked at me kind of off-handedly and asked about me "Oh sorry, tell us about yourself".

My 300IQ kicked in and I literally said "No thanks, I'm gay." to which even my friend looked at me confused.

I still gag when I think back to this.

 

[Atavistic Autist]

During my middle school years, I psychologically defended myself against bullying by becoming a jester

I think this was actually salutary in retrospect, because it made me extremely self-critical, which is the prerequisite for learning and wisdom.

I am constantly examining my foibles and follies, which is not the mindless "confudeense" or psychopathic narcissism that normgroids and foids value, but it does lead to revealing introspection and internal monologue.

 

[Deleted member 18214]

THEY ARE TOO EMBARRASSING OK

 

[Deleted member 23712]

You can post about what autistic shit you've done or you've witnessed. Allow me to tell mine.
When I was younger I was.. err.. let's just say I was an autist of the highest caliber. I remember one time when my older brother brought his friends home, I kept showing them yuri art and pissing my pants for no other reason than because it felt good. They found me an autistic pest.
I can say these here because I'm hiding behind an anime avatar.

One time I had an acquaintance at school, I was 12 at the time or so. I told him to "google Gardevoir" just for keks, we both liked Nintendo at the time. When he did he was like "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE ME DO".

I will update this thread with more autism stories.

Got my 40 when I’m shittin on the toilet

 

[Dionysus]

I exist in any space with other people

 

[Personalityinkwell]

THEY ARE TOO EMBARRASSING OK

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

I'm too embarrassed to say

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

In 2018, I joined incels.co. Doesn't get more autistic than that.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

In middle school I played alone in lunch time cuz I couldn't find my autistic friends.

 

[Weed]

I was like 10 at that time and I used to live in a commie block. So you've got a corridor that goes to kitchen then my grandma's room.
My friend came home and I thought it wluld be funny to literally piss on my floor. So I was in my kitchen's side and he was in the corridor and he couldn't see me cuz I was behind a wall. So I just started pissing on the corridor floor while loling.
No idea why I did it

 

[Deleted member 24529]

So I have a IBS and can't eat certain foods or else I get painful diarhheas. I was at a femily reunion/party for someone's birthday, forgot who it was. I was sitting with my head down looking into my smartphone as I always do since I don't connect with anyone from my """""""family""""""". Out of nowhere, my cucked cousin's gf (yes, he is a litteral cuck, she has a daughter with another man) said out loud from another end of the table "Hey, anon, aren't you hungry?" and I took it as her try to shame me and make me look pathetic, so angrily, with a shouting tone I said loudly "Yes, I am very hungry, but I can't eat any of these foods because of my ILLNESS". Everyone went silent for 4 seconds but it felt like it lasted 10 minutes, total awkwardness and then everything went to normal. I had maaaaaaaaaaaany autistic meltdowns of even higher magnitude, but I don't really remember anything with many details.

 

[ihaveno1]

In 2018, I joined incels.co. Doesn't get more autistic than that.

tbh

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Interesting stuff itt

 

[Yerberito]

Brutal sperg storys

 

[TallCelFag]

Just read the entire wikipedia articles on the Holy Roman Empire & the thirty years war (I'm a historycel). Imagine normies talking about shit like that JFL.

 

[Numb]

I once called a cashier a 'foid' nuff said

 

[bigantennaemay1]

I used to have meltdowns and sperg-outs when I was younger and overwhelmed by anger or anxiety. I also say cringey and embarrassing things all the time, impulsively, though I've gotten a little bit better at controlling that in recent years. Actually, I still sperg out, too, but only when I'm alone; sometimes the, uh, "energy," I guess, just builds up, and I have to let it go. I also remember the first time I asked a girl out, went complete autist and just straight asked her "hey, you uh, wanna go out on a date sometime?" At least it wasn't a brutal rejection.

Sometimes I don't have a filter and say some awful shit around the wrong people. And then I get weird looks and people ask wtf is wrong with me. I also used to bite my Game Boy when I was younger whenever I'd get angry at a game I was playing. I left teeth marks in the screen.

And I'm sure there's plenty more autistic sperg shit I've done throughout my life that I can't remember at the moment. I'm surprised I'm as "high-functioning" as I am, 'cuz I sure didn't used to be.

I once called a cashier a 'foid' nuff said

At least you didn't call her a toilet.