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LifeFuel ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES

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Can I drive your police car and do the siren.
 
Can I ride shotgun?
 
Interesting plot twist
full
 
:feelsLightsaber: wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo :feelsLightsaber:
 
Not mine, okay?
 
Can I drive your police car and do the siren.
How is you feelin', vro? (How is you?)
Feelin' like the Four, bitch I feel fantastic (Feelin' like a, feelin' like a)
Which one would you be though? (Which?)
Mr. Fantastic 'cause my money like elastic
Burberry trench raincoat
You smoke oregano, I'm smoking on the cat piss (Hahaha)
 
Do you think any police/FBI guys actually feel sympathy for our cause?
 
I don't have one
 
i recently killed random hookers on the sidewalk



































































in gta v
 
I can't drive it @LastGerman
 
Sure, just report to your nearest police station. I'll instruct my colleges over there to grant you your wish.
 
Can I drive the cruiser down Yonge St.?
 
:feelsPhone: Hello officer
 
this thread aged well...
or maybe not
 
Yes officer, this necropost right here.
 
Sirens would be good to make the normies in their cars to get out the fucking way
 
To the authorities I say hello, I know you really want my hobbit cock and you will get it but it will be cold and stiff as I will be in a body bag but you guys like that right, a cold body to drool over, oh by the way I am a fatty so me be heavy enjoy, just don't look at my ID hee hee.
 

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