LifeFuel ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES

[heroinfather]

ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY AND THEY IN TURN MUST PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT ANY POST MADE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED WITH IT WAS MADE WITH CLEAR HOSTILE INTENT. IT HAS BEEN CLEARLY STATED THAT ANY AND ALL FUTURE POSTS BY THIS IP ABSOLVE ANY ASSOCIATED PARTY FROM ANY WRONGDOING OR LIABILITY AS IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE USE OF THIS, BE IT DEVICE, IP, OR INDIVIDUAL SERVES ONLY AS A VECTOR OF SATIRE AND RESEARCH. ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED IN THIS BODY OF TEXT ARE TRUE FACTS AND LEGALLY BINDING

 

[Indari]

I'll pass it on

 

[rope2cope]

I'll pass it on

 

[NHKnigger]

I'll pass it on

 

[heroinfather]

passes me

 

[Blacktarpill]

My note to fbicels;

ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY AND THEY IN TURN MUST PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT ANY POST MADE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED WITH IT WAS MADE WITH CLEAR HOSTILE INTENT. IT HAS BEEN CLEARLY STATED THAT ANY AND ALL FUTURE POSTS BY THIS IP ABSOLVE ANY ASSOCIATED PARTY FROM ANY WRONGDOING OR LIABILITY AS IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE USE OF THIS, BE IT DEVICE, IP, OR INDIVIDUAL SERVES ONLY AS A VECTOR OF SATIRE AND RESEARCH. ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED IN THIS BODY OF TEXT ARE TRUE FACTS AND LEGALLY BINDING

 

[Hate_my_life]

About as useful as the Weekly Advice Thread on IT.

 

[heroinfather]

Jfl this is literally worthless legallyView attachment 129356

cope

About as useful as the Weekly Advice Thread on IT.

cope

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Why you give a fuck? They can fuck themselves.

 

[Nothingness]

Idiot
There is no satire if you take it so seriously

 

[FinnCel]

Same as OP

 

[Deleted member 10150]

ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY AND THEY IN TURN MUST PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT ANY POST MADE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED WITH IT WAS MADE WITH CLEAR HOSTILE INTENT. IT HAS BEEN CLEARLY STATED THAT ANY AND ALL FUTURE POSTS BY THIS IP ABSOLVE ANY ASSOCIATED PARTY FROM ANY WRONGDOING OR LIABILITY AS IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE USE OF THIS, BE IT DEVICE, IP, OR INDIVIDUAL SERVES ONLY AS A VECTOR OF SATIRE AND RESEARCH. ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED IN THIS BODY OF TEXT ARE TRUE FACTS AND LEGALLY BINDING

 

[Nothingness]

We violated nothing so keep calm

 

[Insomniac]

fuck the feds

 

[Deleted member 12355]

fuck the feds

fuck the feds

 

[Guest2]

ATTENTION ALL AGENCIES OR LAW ENFORCEMENT ORGANISATIONS WHO MAY HAVE AN INTEREST IN THE ONLINE ACTIVITY OF THIS USER, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT EVERY POST - YES, EVEN "NIGGAS ME" - IS 100% TRUTH AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. ANY VIOLENT THREATS OR ILLEGAL CONTENT POSTED BY THIS OR ANY AFFILIATE ACCOUNTS ARE ALL ENTIRELY SINCERE. PLEASE COME TO MY HOME AND TALK TO ME; I SELDOM SPEAK TO ANYONE IN REAL LIFE AND YOUR JOB SEEMS PRETTY INTERESTING SO I HOPE WE CAN GET ALONG. I'M NOT MUCH INTO FEMDOM BUT I WOULDN'T MIND A SEXY MI6 LADY ON TOP OF ME, BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE AFTER BECAUSE I'LL GET BANNED FOR BRAGGING.

Signed,
RegisterUserName

 

[Indari]

 

[Modus Coperandi]

I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT EVERY POST - YES, EVEN "NIGGAS ME" - IS 100% TRUTH AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH.

niggas me

ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY AND THEY IN TURN MUST PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT ANY POST MADE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED WITH IT WAS MADE WITH CLEAR HOSTILE INTENT. IT HAS BEEN CLEARLY STATED THAT ANY AND ALL FUTURE POSTS BY THIS IP ABSOLVE ANY ASSOCIATED PARTY FROM ANY WRONGDOING OR LIABILITY AS IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE USE OF THIS, BE IT DEVICE, IP, OR INDIVIDUAL SERVES ONLY AS A VECTOR OF SATIRE AND RESEARCH. ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED IN THIS BODY OF TEXT ARE TRUE FACTS AND LEGALLY BINDING

gay

 

[quinn24]

ER

 

[Insomniac]

ER

 

[gigacel123]

ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY AND THEY IN TURN MUST PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT ANY POST MADE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED WITH IT WAS MADE WITH CLEAR HOSTILE INTENT. IT HAS BEEN CLEARLY STATED THAT ANY AND ALL FUTURE POSTS BY THIS IP ABSOLVE ANY ASSOCIATED PARTY FROM ANY WRONGDOING OR LIABILITY AS IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE USE OF THIS, BE IT DEVICE, IP, OR INDIVIDUAL SERVES ONLY AS A VECTOR OF SATIRE AND RESEARCH. ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED IN THIS BODY OF TEXT ARE TRUE FACTS AND LEGALLY BINDING

Thanks for that, Im safe now. Go stop real criminals, FBIcels and leave us alone

 

[Deleted member 17235]

We have a lot of pathetic men here, be proud of who you are!

 

[Cuyen]

passes me

 

[Blacktarpill]

fuck the feds

 

[Emba]

Excuse me while I "pass on...."


Now I lay me down to rot...
---
Just kidding!
I want to live as long as I can so I can
SUFFERMAXX

 

[zangano1]

 

[heroinfather]

We have a lot of pathetic men here, be proud of who you are!

no

 

[StaroRavager]

About as useful as the Weekly Advice Thread on IT.

Kek

 

[Deleted member 12355]

ATTENTION ALL AGENCIES OR LAW ENFORCEMENT ORGANISATIONS WHO MAY HAVE AN INTEREST IN THE ONLINE ACTIVITY OF THIS USER, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT EVERY POST - YES, EVEN "NIGGAS ME" - IS 100% TRUTH AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. ANY VIOLENT THREATS OR ILLEGAL CONTENT POSTED BY THIS OR ANY AFFILIATE ACCOUNTS ARE ALL ENTIRELY SINCERE. PLEASE COME TO MY HOME AND TALK TO ME; I SELDOM SPEAK TO ANYONE IN REAL LIFE AND YOUR JOB SEEMS PRETTY INTERESTING SO I HOPE WE CAN GET ALONG. I'M NOT MUCH INTO FEMDOM BUT I WOULDN'T MIND A SEXY MI6 LADY ON TOP OF ME, BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE AFTER BECAUSE I'LL GET BANNED FOR BRAGGING.

Signed,
RegisterUserName

respect, my nigga

 

[Dionysus]

I'll pass it on

 

[Incline]

ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: FUCK YOU