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As an oldcel the only good news I have for you is that you will die young. Most incels die at 50 to 55 and I am now 36 so I won't have to endure this hell for long anymore. Life is such a complete joke. It's ridiculous. Every single aspect of it makes me sick. Customers, colleagues, politicians, feminists, "friends", family. It's all a fucking joke and the only good aspect I can find in it is that will end in a few years. When I am lying there waiting for death it will be the best days of my life. I am sure. I will tell everyone just how much they suck and how much I hate them and how much they can go fuck themselves when they come visit me but most likely nobody will be there anyway which is only making it better not having to see their shitty faces. I guess I will give all my property to some nazi party when I die just so nobody else is getting it.
 
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I hope I'll die soon tbh. If I don't I'll probably rope.
 
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virgin4life said:
I guess I will give all my property to some nazi party when I die just so nobody else is getting it.
A slow version of going ER.
 
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1 where did u get those figures?
2 them nazis will use your money to fuck hot
Russians like that oksana porn whore
Then she will mus shark max.
3 i hope to live long and gain sweet jutsus
Like chobits summoning, and electric engineering, and robotics and smart phone repair, and fully understand how the brain works and see judgement day
 
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How do you know most incels die at 50?
 
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life is a hell
 
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It will all be over soon. :feelsbadman:
 
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ColdLightOfDay said:
How do you know most incels die at 50?

All the incels I ever knew died prior to 60 and there are scientific studies that show singles die younger so if singles die young how young is an incel going to die? Just think about it logically. All the incels have to cope in a way...drugs, food, alcohol, vidya. Those that don't cope like that often suffer from depression. Many rope and pull down statistics further. I think it is obvious that incels die very young on average and I think that is a good thing. Death is the best thing that can happen to an incel.
 
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ColdLightOfDay said:
How do you know most incels die at 50?
loneliness=higher mortality
 
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Who wants to live that long of a shitty life anyways
 
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I wish I was dead.
 
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hit the anti depressants man, i used to feel like that, but now life is a little bit more dealable. Like i still hate the world and the people in it, but i dont want to off myself anymore and not using extreme coping mechanisms like alcohol to keep me sane.

But ur right, its still over, women are cunts, normies are fuckwits, and fuck chads for existing
 
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I don’t even want to live to 30
 
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This, combined with the average age of death in my profession (62 years old) is actually the reason why I'm not putting a single cent into retirement... even denying a company matched 401k. Instead I'm investing all of my money in a taxed mutual fund.

I invest pretty heavily so if the market averages an 8% return over the next 15 years I'll be a millionaire before age 37.
 
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virgin4life said:
Most incels die at 50 to 55
lmaooo no way in fucking hell will i make it that long
 
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Gengar said:
I hope I'll die soon tbh. If I don't I'll probably rope.

Within the next four year max for me tbh
 
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virgin4life said:
Most incels die at 50 to 55 and I am now 36
I'm past that. I guess I'm safe.
36 is not old
 
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Sorry but how do you know ingels die at that age?
 
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FrustratedWhiteMale said:
I'm past that. I guess I'm safe.
36 is not old
Safe? Most here can’t stand the idea of living past 50, death is relief.
FrustratedWhiteMale said:
I'm past that. I guess I'm safe.
36 is not old
Safe? Most here can’t stand the idea of living past 50, death is relief.
 
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50 years of pain
 
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yeah to hell with them really. you made me laugh with that last line.
 

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