Blackpill Asterix and Obelix aka Shortstackix and Subhumanix

[TheJester]

Meet the Cartoons of your past!

In this french Story of Germanic men a Subhuman Dumbass named Obelix tries to hit on Stacy aka Falbala:

Again...

And again...

AND AGAIN...

What!? Oh who comes there? Its Tragicomix! The village Chad!

Oh no...Looks like someone is Chadstruck?

But hey I got that little puppy that Chad doesnt right?

I mean...I knew she was into dogs but just not like that!

Well Asterix looks like we die KHHV Truecels...

Yes Obelix we...wait what do you mean we?

What are you thinking about my manlet friend? Are you thinking Height > Face or whether my bulk isnt enough yet?

Uhmm....Just that time I became a Troon-Fagmaxxix.

What?

What...what? Stop asking Subhumanix...uhm I mean Obelix! Lets just watch Chad and Stacy...uhm I mean Tradicomix and Falbala being hyped up by a group of manlet Simps and Cucks. Okay?

 

[Lonelyus]

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[Soystein]

Asterix is my favorite comic and it is blackpilled, I have all the original ones and have been reading them since I was in kindergarten. Troon Asterix is not in any original comic.

 

[TheJester]

Asterix is my favorite comic and it is blackpilled, I have all the original ones and have been reading them since I was in kindergarten. Troon Asterix is not in any original comic.

He actually is, its part of an offical comic books cover

 

[Soystein]

He actually is, its part of an offical comic books cover

I said original comics, the two guys who created Asterix are dead and globohomo has taken over the series.

 

[FumoCum]

ça n'a jamais commencé pour les Astérixcels.

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

He actually is, its part of an offical comic books cover

Wtf.