Serious Ask me if you're on the watchlist.

[Deleted member 1780]

Ask me.

 

[TheSecondComing]

hey faggot am I on the watchlist

 

[Deleted member 1780]

hey faggot am I on the watchlist

Yes.

Last week, you searched for underage porn. We are building a case against you.

Also, you searched about the Oklahoma city bombing.

Good day.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Yes.

Last week, you searched for underage porn. We are building a case against you.

Also, you searched about the Oklahoma city bombing.

Good day.

yeah neither of those things happened buddy

 

[Deleted member 1780]

yeah neither of those things happened buddy

Move on citizen.

 

[jerrycan dan]

Am I mr FBI man?

 

[Deleted member 1780]

Am I mr FBI man?

No.

However, please stop watching tranny porn.

Good day.

 

[PPEcel]

why would the FBI even care

Am i?

 

[Deleted member 1780]

Am i?

Those who reside in the land of fish and chips are outside our jurisdiction.

 

[jerrycan dan]

No.

However, please stop watching tranny porn.

Good day.

Delete this

 

[PPEcel]

Those who reside in the land of fish and chips are outside our jurisdiction.

I lived in burgerland for over 4 years and regularly visit, how am I not in any database anywhere?

 

[Deleted member 1780]

I lived in burgerland for over 4 years and regularly visit, how am I not in any database anywhere?

Oh!

You're on the no fly list.

You kept saying "Go ER". We're still trying to figure out what this means.

 

[jerrycan dan]

I lived in burgerland for over 4 years and regularly visit, how am I not in any database anywhere?

This FBIcel is gonna get fired once his supervisor finds out he mixed us up bro

 

[HeebJesus]

Ive seen horrible things that nobody should ever see.

 

[acnescarcel]

However, please stop watching tranny porn.

Good day.

 

[PPEcel]

Oh!

You're on the no fly list.

You kept saying "Go ER". We're still trying to figure out what this means.

oh dear. what should i do with my united mileageplus points then.

i actually still have enough to spend a night at the four seasons, i need to figure out what to do with them before they expire

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Tell me please

 

[Sans]

Am I on the list?

 

[ElliotRodgerGod]

Are me and my nice car on the list?

 

[PPEcel]

This FBIcel is gonna get fired once his supervisor finds out he mixed us up bro

nice excuse to watch tranny porn at work @maskedman

 

[Deleted member 1780]

Ive seen horrible things that nobody should ever see.

We know.

Tell me please

Yes.

You joined the "Socialist Rifle Association".

You are high on the list for domestic terror threat.

Am I on the list?

No.

We've determined you are no threat due to the font you prefer to write in.

Are me and my nice car on the list?

High level threat. You are being monitored 24/7.

There is a blue icecream van outside your home and multiple tracking devices on your body.

nice excuse to watch tranny porn at work @maskedman

Don't get me started on what you watch.

 

[FinnCel]

Am I fucked, OP?

 

[Deleted member 1780]

Am I fucked, OP?

You had a recent trip to the US, back in 2016, in which you and your grandmother were trafficking fentanyl. We were hot on your tail for a couple of days, but you escaped back to Finland. You can never enter the US ever again.

 

[Wiseman]

Russia bad America good

 

[FinnCel]

You had a recent trip to the US, back in 2016, in which you and your grandmother were trafficking fentanyl. We were hot on your tail for a couple of days, but you escaped back to Finland. You can never enter the US ever again.

You got the wrong guy dude

 

[Sans]

We've determined you are no threat due to the font you prefer to write in.

I knew it would pay off one day!

 

[PureNomad]

is my addiction to japanese school girl tentical porn still a secret?

 

[Atavistic Autist]

 

[Ugly_equals_Death]

Am i on the watchlist?

 

[Deleted member 8884]

Am i on the watchlist?

 

[2340922]

I am not

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Am I?

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Put me on the List tbh
Finally someone who cares about my Life

 

[zangano1]

Am I?

 

[iblamemyself]

What do you think about me?

 

[Indari]

Tell sgt c.t. to suck my long dong fgt

 

[M12Comic]

Sir FBI, am I on the watch list?

 

[OnGP]

Well?

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Slavic man is by default on a watch list. No need to ask.