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micropenis29

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Even Chads can't escape the Norwood Reaper:

 
My hair is one of the only copes I have left.
If I start to norwood I'll probably rope tbh tbh
Varg Vikernes
 
He has already ascended, the norwood reaper was too late to prevent his ascension.
 
that remind of mine hairline
 
The norwood reaper is one merciless bastard. Damn.
 
Who cares? He's had his fill and then some of top quality foids. He could get leprosy and die happy.
 
How the fuck did I read Ashton Ketchum
 
yeah he is 40 though just lol. incels bald in their early 20s
 
He started to bald a little years ago but the drugs keep the hair at the right place. On his head, not in the sink.
I guess his bitch wife didn't want him to look good.
 
Going to make a thread about the halo effect of having long hair one of these days, Varg is a textbook example of this.
Thousands of JB girls still swoon over young Varg today, just look at any youtube comment section.
Thank God I'm still NW0.
 
Going to make a thread about the halo effect of having long hair one of these days, Varg is a textbook example of this.
Thousands of JB girls still swoon over young Varg today, just look at any youtube comment section.
Thank God I'm still NW0.

Even OldVarg would get laid with many prime JB's.

In the metal community, he is a god among men, worshipped by males and foids alike.

 
Myself included

A lot of metal musicians are within the incel - normie range.

Chads tend to make average music at best, and are haloed by their looks.

7JyXBMJ.jpg


I could never get why Type O Negative were so popular. The music is less than average. But the band was haloed by its GigaChad singer/ lead guitarist (simultaneously occupying the two Chaddiest functions of the band) Peter Steele.
 
A lot of metal musicians are within the incel - normie range.

Chads tend to make average music at best, and are haloed by their looks.

7JyXBMJ.jpg


I could never get why Type O Negative were so popular. The music is less than average. But the band was haloed by its GigaChad singer/ lead guitarist (simultaneously occupying the two Chaddiest functions of the band) Peter Steele.
Yeah, as a bassist I'm pretty much the turbovirgin of metal.
Corpsegrinder would probably be an incel if it wasn't for his massive frame and role as vocalist.
Maybe there is some truth to neckmaxxing
Corpsegrinder
 
He doesn’t fear the Norwood Reaper, he lived a great life so there’s memories and amusements to live off of.
 
he still fuck MILA KUNIS every day.
 

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