It's Over Ascended? Here's what your slim pickings will be:

[ControlledInsanity]

All we can ever get will be those with blown out chassis and rusting frames. Chad got to drive her petal to the medal for thousands of miles and now she will barely even start for you. She has caked on several pounds of wax and tire shine to look newer but you will always know, deep down, that you weren't the first behind the wheel. She requires you spend loads of money on her just to keep her around and it's not unlikely that one day, Chad will run off with her.

 

[Socratescel]

JFL at """ascended"""cels

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Optimistic. Most of us will never ever find the store because Silicon Valley Chads pirated GPS long ago.

 

[Void]

All we can ever get will be those with blown out chassis and rusting frames. Chad got to drive her petal to the medal for thousands of miles and now she will barely even start for you. She has caked on several pounds of wax and tire shine to look newer but you will always know, deep down, that you weren't the first behind the wheel. She requires you spend loads of money on her just to keep her around and it's not unlikely that one day, Chad will run off with her.

At least a used car will stay with you even when you are homeless and alone.

While women and new cars will get towed away by the chad repoman.

 

[Ignas]

A car never forgets its first driver

 

[ControlledInsanity]

A car never forgets its first driver

Chads are basically Jay Leno with a different car to drive every day. Chad gets all cars makes and models, new and old.

 

[Damo the incel]

A car never forgets its first driver

They can't forget the first time the foid clenches onto chads square jawline

 

[Socratescel]

I better rob the Kennedy sex tunnels

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Assuming she wont cheat or leave me then I'll accept anyone but a whale at this point

 

[Life Wasted]

Clever analogy, you weren't the first to get up in that bitch and you probly wont be the last.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Assuming she wont cheat or leave me then I'll accept anyone but a whale at this point

 

[speedmaxed]

Assuming she wont cheat or leave me then I'll accept anyone but a whale at this point

Reconsider. There are worse things than leaving and cheating a woman can do to you.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Reconsider. You have no idea what awaits you.

Love and validation? Nothing to reconsider that sounds like pure bliss

 

[speedmaxed]

Love and validation? Nothing to reconsider that sounds like pure bliss

That is where you are wrong. You need some redpill with your blackpill.

Chads, chadlites, and normies have long since found modern women are more often than not incapable of a healthy relationship— EVEN CHAD. They’re dudes like the rest of us. Why do you think pump and dump is bigger than it’s ever been? It’s their cope.