Are you a volcel if my only match on bumble is a sheboon who is vaping on her profile?

[DeathSigil]

I've struggled to get any match forever and my only match is a sheboon who looks decent face wise and I only got her match I think because I lied on my profile saying I'm 6'2 when I'm not even 5'10.

She isn't disgusting facially but you can just tell she's a ghetto monkey and some of her photos are her sitting on a closed toilet.

I'm a nigger too which probably explains why she swiped right.

The bitch hasn't responded either.

Brutal shit.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

matches don't mean much if ur a man let alone an incel lying about his specs.

 

[DarkStar]

foids often just match with guys just to match & boost their egos

If you get one I would say you're not a truecel, but still incel

 

[DeathSigil]

foids often just match with guys just to match & boost their egos

If you get one I would say you're not a truecel, but still incel

Never got message back and she's only foid who did.

Disgusted I can only get a oil smoking sheboon.

 

[DarkStar]

Never got message back and she's only foid who did.

Disgusted I can only get a oil smoking sheboon.

Yeah doesn't mean shit you're good mang

 

[PersonaPimp]

Mogs me for getting even a match.

 

[DeathSigil]

Mogs me for getting even a match.

Tbh i embarrassingly deleted my first account for getting 0 matches up to a year and heavily frauded with angles and shit with the new pictures.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

Mogs me for getting even a match.

he LARPed

 

[DeathSigil]

he LARPed

Bro I wish. My only match being a vaping ghetto monkey Is bad nigga.

Not only she's black but tapes and loves tall fags.

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

Fakecel

 

[HispanicHater]

Tbh i embarrassingly deleted my first account for getting 0 matches up to a year

Brutal.

 

[DeathSigil]

Fakecel

Semi frauded with face app though. Just a light filter it wasn't a huge morph.

I mainly fixed my skin to make it better and shit.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

Bro I wish. My only match being a vaping ghetto monkey Is bad nigga.

Not only she's black but tapes and loves tall fags.

I mean u LARPed about ur height. I doubt you'd get that match with ur sub 5'10 height.

 

[DeathSigil]

I mean u LARPed about ur height. I doubt you'd get that match with ur sub 5'10 height.

TRUE I get height mogged by foids daily but usually white females so it's fine if I go for short nigger foids.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Mogs me for getting even a match.

 

[DeathSigil]

Not volcel, if you show up to a tinder dating that much shorter than your profile she will next you immidiately

I frauded with angle and lighting and slight edit.

Still over.

 

[DeathSigil]

none of that matters, she just saw the height and matched

I need LL

 

[DeathSigil]

only enough to reach the rope i'm afraid

I actually have the wingspan of a 5'5 male I think because I was 5'5 at 14 when I reached like 5'9.5 but arms never grew after so even I get LL it's over.

Totally over.

 

[Emba]

Toilet on a toilet?

Brutal shit right their!

Who tf thinks that is a classy move?

I gots me sum class!

Sitting on my throne waiting for Tyrone!

 

[DeathSigil]

Toilet on a toilet?

Brutal shit right their!

Who tf thinks that is a classy move?

I gots me sum class!

Sitting on my throne waiting for Tyrone!

Bro the thing it is not like she is ugly in her proper photo but jesus christ i would not think about her beyond a fuck.

How unlady like.

However sheboons are not ladies.

 

[Emba]

Bro the thing it is not like she is ugly in her proper photo but jesus christ i would not think about her beyond a fuck.

How unlady like.

However sheboons are not ladies.

I mean...

Trying to get a date/ find a "nice" dude... Sitting on a fucking toilet!

 

[Emba]

It's probably the only private or quiet place she has access to. But still. Anywhere else is better.

 

[cripplecel]

Mogs me for getting even a match.

 

[DeathSigil]

It's probably the only private or quiet place she has access to. But still. Anywhere else is better.

dating apps are just not caught out for incels at best you will get a low quality whore.

 

[GrandWizard_137]

I lied on my profile saying I'm 6'2 when I'm not even 5'10.

Stupid move.

 

[DeathSigil]

Stupid move.

I'll get LL and become 6'2 anyways.

 

[GrandWizard_137]

I'll get LL and become 6'2 anyways.

Really? Good luck if you are actually planning to

 

[DeathSigil]

Really? Good luck if you are actually planning to

I find it retarded my brother is already 6'1 to 6'2 but I somehow haven't reached it naturally due to my health issues.