SmugMohito
Evil angel/Righteous demon
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For those of you that don't know but still want to answer: Former Crip gang member and Niggaz Wit Attitudes gangster rapper Ice Cube always portrays such a no-nonsense, homophobic, tough guy attitude. He was known for publicly referring to all women as "bitches/hoes" and refusing to be anyone's doormat but the character he plays in this movie hates kids and if he wants to get anything from the roastie he has to take them to her office party. but no matter how "fashionably" he tries to do it, he's still picking up Chad's leftovers in this movie. There's even a sequel where this moron actually marries (i.e. pledges half his wealth to) the roastie and raises her ex-boyfriend's obnoxious children as his own.
The kids
- Get him made fun of by Amish people
- Get him tackled by police
- Get him in a fight with a truck driver
- Get him hit in the junk with a giant axe
- He ended up getting beaten up by a bunch of kids because one of the brats ran out of air for his inhaler
- They ruined his car on separate occasions
- He had to chase them on a horse when they went on a train without him
- They blew up his car
- Nearly got him in trouble with more cops
- They locked him out of the car and made him crash
- They made him pay them
What would you do to the kids and the mother in this situation?