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Are there grown men out there without kids who will buy this shitty Switch 2?

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$450 for a game console + up to $90 per game+ pay for Nintendo Switch online subscription.

What a shit deal. Are there any grown men w/o kids who buy that shit? I could understand if you have kids and want to play video games with them or buy one for your kids, but to play by yourself. Really?
 
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Yes. All the time unfortunately.
 
Many will unfortunately
 
Many will unfortunately
Why the fuck would you pay 80-100 (including taxes) for a fucking game? I get most of my games off xbox game pass on my PC for $10 a month. I occasionally pay $60 for a ps 5 game, but thats pretty rare. All my cell phone games are free. Occasionally I will get steam deals for $20 a game.

Which kind of retard does it take to play Mario or Zelda for close to $100 with taxes? They are pretty much making suckers out of Millennials and some gen z gamers who seek nostalgia for their childhood gaming days, when we used to play Mario and Zelda as kids.
 
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Why the hell would you pay 80-100 (including taxes) for a game? I get most of my games off xbox game pass on my PC for $10 a month. I occasionally pay $60 for a ps 5 game, but thats pretty rare. All my cell phone games are free. Occasionally I will get steam deals for $20 a game.

To play Mario or Zelda for close to $100 with tax when you can get so many games free with Microsoft and Sony game passes on PC/ps5/xbox ? Really?
 
Why is anyone buying any console not just switch is beyond me.

Most people are actually beyond stupid consoomers.


Legit morons who you could spit on them and theyd think its raining.

You can buy a gaming pc for 1000$,

Use it in steam big picture mode, now it looks exactly like a console, buy games on sale or play free games or PIRATE ANY GAME YOU WANT.

The pc will last at least 5 years.

AND PLAY ONLINE FOR FREE!!

People are just low iq, i wish i was hitler.
 
Why is anyone buying any console not just switch is beyond me.

Most people are actually beyond stupid consoomers.


Legit morons who you could spit on them and theyd think its raining.

You can buy a gaming pc for 1000$,

Use it in steam big picture mode, now it looks exactly like a console, buy games on sale or play free games or PIRATE ANY GAME YOU WANT.

The pc will last at least 5 years.

AND PLAY ONLINE FOR FREE!!

People are just low iq, i wish i was hitler.
Pirating games will give you loads of viruses. Just get PC game pass and get games from there.
 
People can't vote with their wallets anymore

They must all consoooome and drink the soy hype sauce

Happy Lets Go GIF by NHL
 
Pirating games will give you loads of viruses. Just get PC game pass and get games from there.
No jew is getting from me a cent (i dont have one either way)
 
Maybe it's FOMO.
 
People can't vote with their wallets anymore

They must all consoooome and drink the soy hype sauce

Happy Lets Go GIF by NHL
The retards can spend their money on what ever they want.

That said, a 7 games on the Switch games would cost you around $560 with tax (assuming 80-90 per game before tax) and you would also need a Nintendo Direct subscription to play online.

On the other hand, you can play perfectly fine games on xbox/PC game pass, PSN + or both for $0. These include God of War Ragnarök, Balders gate, Forza, Ninja Gaiden 2 black, Last of us, Diablo, Halo infinite, Doom The Dark Ages. Plus free to play games w/o a subscription needed such as overwatch 2 and League of Legends.

If the retards feel its worth it, then go ahead, but considering that many of the best games in the world are free to play, I don't see a reason. There are plenty of other ways to get nostalgic feelings (including watching old movies, playing old games for free etc.)

In 2025, if you play your cards right, gaming can be extremely cheap. If you decide to go Nintendo's route, you will pay thousands. Anyone w/ brain would play games for a $10 subscription rather than pay thousands to Play Mario Kindergarten Kart and Donkey Shit
 
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No jew is getting from me a cent (i dont have one either way)
Nothing wrong w/ enjoying gaming. Just be smart about it.


For example, you can play perfectly fine games on xbox/PC game pass, PSN + or both for $0. These include God of War Ragnarök, Balders gate, Forza, Ninja Gaiden 2 black, Last of us, Diablo, Halo infinite, Doom The Dark Ages. Plus free to play games w/o a subscription needed such as overwatch 2 and League of Legends.

On the other hand, you can be retarded and dish out thousands upon thousands of dollars (80-90 per game before taxes, Nintendo Direct and a $450 system ) on the Switch to play Zelda, Mario and Donkey Shit. There are plenty of other ways, as oppose to burning thousands of dollars ,to get nostalgic feelings (including watching old movies, playing old games for free etc.)
 
neet incels don't need any of that handheld crap since they've all day at home
 
Nothing wrong w/ enjoying gaming. Just be smart about it.


For example, you can play perfectly fine games on xbox/PC game pass, PSN + or both for $0. These include God of War Ragnarök, Balders gate, Forza, Ninja Gaiden 2 black, Last of us, Diablo, Halo infinite, Doom The Dark Ages. Plus free to play games w/o a subscription needed such as overwatch 2 and League of Legends.

On the other hand, you can be retarded and dish out thousands upon thousands of dollars (80-90 per game before taxes, Nintendo Direct and a $450 system ) on the Switch to play Zelda, Mario and Donkey Shit. There are plenty of other ways, as oppose to burning thousands of dollars ,to get nostalgic feelings (including watching old movies, playing old games for free etc.)
Gamepass isnt free its like 10 usd a month
 
Use it in steam big picture mode, now it looks exactly like a console, buy games on sale or play free games or PIRATE ANY GAME YOU WANT.
A console costs half that for the same performance, and a PC doesn't look as good as a console does on a TV. A console is also much more convenient, and subscription services offer many games. Normies simply don't have the time or desire to research games that they would like, they just play whatever comes up on screen or whatever they hear about, it's fun enough for them. They also don't really want to deal with all the trouble of learning and understanding how pirating works, since gaming is mostly just a side thing in their lives, they have a job and friends and families they've got to worry about.
 
A console costs half that for the same performance, and a PC doesn't look as good as a console does on a TV. A console is also much more convenient, and subscription services offer many games. Normies simply don't have the time or desire to research games that they would like, they just play whatever comes up on screen or whatever they hear about, it's fun enough for them. They also don't really want to deal with all the trouble of learning and understanding how pirating works, since gaming is mostly just a side thing in their lives, they have a job and friends and families they've got to worry about.
Pc gamers also have a family and job and friends you retard.

What are you babbling about?

Literally anything a console does, a pc can do it better.

A 1k pc can run any game you want new or old full resolution and on tv maximum graphics for the next 5 years and for the next 10 years newer games on lower graphics.

I have a gtx1080 for almost 10 years now and it runs everything on max settings.

Game pass also exists on pc for like 10$ a month if u dont wana pirate, free games + free online multiplayer.

Imagine being a monke consoomer ignorant moron in 2025 paying 80$ for mario kart then pay again to go online jfl.
 
Pc gamers also have a family and job and friends you retard.

What are you babbling about?

Literally anything a console can do a pc does better.

A 1k pc can run any game you want new or old full resolution and on tv maximum graphics for the next 5 years and for the next 10 years newer games on lower graphics.

I have a gtx1080 for almost 10 years now and it runs everything on max settings.

Game pass also exists on pc for like 10$ a month if u dont wana pirate, free games + free online multiplayer.

Imagine being a monke consoomer ignorant moron in 2025 paying 80$ for mario kart then pay again to go online jfl.
stop chimping out nigger.

what part of what i said do you disagree with? everything i said is true. a 1k pc does NOT look as good as a 500 dollar console on a tv. either way, it's mostly about convenience for normies.
 
Pc gamers also have a family and job and friends you retard.

What are you babbling about?

Literally anything a console does, a pc can do it better.

A 1k pc can run any game you want new or old full resolution and on tv maximum graphics for the next 5 years and for the next 10 years newer games on lower graphics.

I have a gtx1080 for almost 10 years now and it runs everything on max settings.

Game pass also exists on pc for like 10$ a month if u dont wana pirate, free games + free online multiplayer.

Imagine being a monke consoomer ignorant moron in 2025 paying 80$ for mario kart then pay again to go online jfl.
stop chimping out nigger.

what part of what i said do you disagree with? everything i said is true. a 1k pc does NOT look as good as a 500 dollar console on a tv. either way, it's mostly about convenience for normies.
Both PC and console gamers are normal. Stop fighting.

The real retards are the ones paying thousands of $$$ to Play Mario Kindergarten Kart and Donkey Shit when they can play perfectly fine games on xbox/PC game pass, PSN + or both for $0. These include God of War Ragnarök, Balders gate, Forza, Ninja Gaiden 2 black, Last of us, Diablo, Halo infinite, Doom The Dark Ages. Plus free to play games w/o a subscription needed such as overwatch 2 and League of Legends.
 
Both PC and console gamers are normal. Stop fighting.
i wasn't fighting just explaining why normies prefer consoles. im a PCMRcel, always have been
 
stop chimping out nigger.

what part of what i said do you disagree with? everything i said is true. a 1k pc does NOT look as good as a 500 dollar console on a tv. either way, it's mostly about convenience for normies.
50 iq normie dont quote me again, im not in the mood to argue with a nigger at 6 am son of mongrel dog.

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"since gaming is mostly just a side thing in their lives, they have a job and friends and families they've got to worry about."

You think every pc gamer is a weeb basement NEET dweller like your crusty ass.

Are pc gamers not humans? They dont poop maybe or drink water like console players do?

I guess pc players are born in an orphanage. I will go get my monthly pay cheque from the government because im a pc gamer, i dont have to work and socialize from 9 to 5 BECAUSE I HAVE PC YOU FAG.

Not my fault if they dont know basic tech and maths in 2025. Literal skill issue.
 
Nothing wrong or soy w/ enjoying gaming. Just be smart about it. Games are cheaper now than ever before.


For example, you can play perfectly fine games on xbox/PC game pass, PSN + or both for $0(not including a $10 monthly subscription). These include God of War Ragnarök, Balders gate, Forza, Ninja Gaiden 2 black, Last of us, Diablo, Halo infinite, Doom The Dark Ages. Plus free to play games w/o a subscription needed such as overwatch 2,Minecraft and League of Legends. Not to mention thousands of free demos and cell phone games.

On the other hand, you can be retarded and dish out thousands upon thousands of dollars (80-90 per game before taxes, Nintendo Ripoff Direct and a $450 system ) on the Switch to play Mario Kindergarten Kart and Donkey Shit.

I understand the nostalgia of playing Mario and Zelda when we were kids (I am a 30 year old, oldcel, so I understand) but there are plenty of other ways, as oppose to burning thousands of dollars on Mario Kindergarten Kart and Donkey Shit, to get nostalgic feelings (including watching old movies, playing old games for free etc.)
 
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Soys are cooming in their pants over the Switch 2. It will be a huge hit. Nintendo knows their core audience.
 
Soys are cooming in their pants over the Switch 2. It will be a huge hit. Nintendo knows their core audience.
Agree.

You can easily game for a $10 monthly subscription on game pass or PS+ and play games such as NG4, Death Loop, Forza, Ninja Gaiden 2 black, Far Cry, Diablo, Halo infinite, Doom The Dark Ages, God of War , The Last of Us etc. or you can dish out hundreds if not THOUSANDS a year on Mario, Zelda and Donkey Kong.

Now what the fuck is so special about Mario Kindergarten Kart and Donkey Shit that it would costs 63-100 w/ tax and a monthly subscription to play online , while games such as NG4, Death Loop, Forza, Ninja Gaiden 2 black, Far Cry, Diablo, Halo infinite, Doom The Dark Ages, God of War ,Bloodborne, The Last of Us etc are all free?


Gaming in 2025 is cheaper than ever if you are smart about it. If you go the Nintendo route, its by far the most expensive its ever been. You would have to be a complete retard , extremely rich or a sucker to buy this shit system.
 
Yes

I paid more than that for a graphics card
 
Yes

I paid more than that for a graphics card
Forget about the price of the system. The games go for around $80.

You can easily game for a $10 monthly subscription on game pass or PS+ and play games such as NG4, Death Loop, Forza, Ninja Gaiden 2 black, Far Cry, Diablo, Halo infinite, Doom The Dark Ages, God of War , The Last of Us etc. or you can dish out hundreds if not THOUSANDS a year on Mario, Zelda and Donkey Kong.

Now what the fuck is so special about Mario Kindergarten Kart and Donkey Shit that it would costs 63-100 w/ tax and a monthly subscription to play online , while games such as NG4, Death Loop, Forza, Ninja Gaiden 2 black, Far Cry, Diablo, Halo infinite, Doom The Dark Ages, God of War ,Bloodborne, The Last of Us etc are all free?


Gaming in 2025 is cheaper than ever if you are smart about it. If you go the Nintendo route, its by far the most expensive its ever been. You would have to be a complete retard , extremely rich or a sucker to buy this shit system.
 
Yeah, most of the appeal of PC gaming is there's millions of games you can play and most of them easily found for free. Including Switch games.

I'm just saying that people will spend a lot on their hobby, and there's nothing wrong with that as an ugly lonely guy like myself.
 
Yeah, most of the appeal of PC gaming is there's millions of games you can play and most of them easily found for free. Including Switch games.

I'm just saying that people will spend a lot on their hobby, and there's nothing wrong with that as an ugly lonely guy like myself.
But it would take a retard to go the expensive route and spend 63-100 w/ tax and a monthly subscription to play online just to play Mario Kindergarten Kart and Donkey Shit w/ ps4 graphics, while games such as NG4, Death Loop, Forza, Ninja Gaiden 2 black, Far Cry, Diablo, Halo infinite, Doom The Dark Ages, God of War ,Bloodborne, The Last of Us etc are all free.

I don't plan on buying ANY games this year unless gta 6 comes out. I will just play ng2 blk, ng4, overwatch 2, Doom the Dark Ages for free on my PC game pass.

Game and enjoy a hobby, but don't throw money down a drain is all I'm saying. Nintendo is making a sucker out of its cult audience.
 
I mean if some people want to pay $70-$100 with taxes for Mario Kindergarten Kart or Donkey Shit in ps4 graphics when they can play play ng2 blk, ng4, Death Loop, Doom the Dark Ages for free on PC game pass, then thats fine.

I'm just pointing out that its a retarded idea and Jewtendo is Ripping you off
 

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