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Are automatic masterbators the next fleshlight meta?

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Narazz

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I was on pornhub and found an ad for something called an autoblow2. Looked like a very interesting cope. hand frees and is supposed to simulate what a bj feels like. Looking the product up on amazon everyone crapped on it. well, that's a not go. I guess i'll never get to exp what one feels like. Even so, i still liked the idea of the hands free action so i looked a bit more on Amazon. This had better reviews: Something like this, but they say it's torture if above average(which im only 6ish but i have some girth.) I guess it's time to give up fleshlights. New meta seems to be robots!
 
Autoblow is shit, it's current year dude, the fleshlight LAUNCH is where it's at.

Autoblow was a failure because of it's durability and I think not every comfortable having your dick separated a few inches away from something that could cut it off.

Sure, fleshlight launch might be more expensive but you can program that thing and way better quality / experience wise.

If you are looking for an alternative, I'd recommend the Vorze Cyclone, it's also around 200 bucks as well but I heard good things.

There will be better copes in the future hopefully, we're getting there.
 
If you want hands free strap an onahole to a dakimakura.

I'm on NoFap right now but those were the most powerful orgasms I've ever had in my life.
 
The FL launch looks good. i wonder if you can program it to be interactive :)
 
I just wish there was like a service that had clean girls that I could just like not even ask for hard things. Just for her to bend over, I insert myself into her, she wiggles around for maybe 5 minutes and I cum then I pay her then she gets the fuck outta my apartment and now I'm sane for another 72 hours.
I don't want to hurt girls or degrade them by doing shit like shitting on their chest. I just need their orifice for, AT MAX, 10 minutes every day for a quick one-two squirt so I can feel something that isn't crippling sadness.
 

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