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www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6058473/Woman-gives-birth-bathroom-floor-nine-minutes.html

First-time mother has one of the shortest labours on record at just NINE minutes – and didn’t even realise she was giving birth until her son arrived on her bathroom floor

  • Nicole Jamieson, from Manchester, gave birth on bathroom floor in nine minutes
  • The first-time mother didn't realise she was in labour until her baby arrived
  • Her son was born three weeks early but arrived happy and healthy, she said
  • She had spent the day in the sun before enjoying fajitas with partner Jack
 
What a strong independent womyn.
 
we need a roast beef emoji
 
Nicole Jamieson, from Wythenshawe, Manchester, barely had time to get out of bed before her 6 lbs 3 oz son Jack arrived suddenly in the middle of the night.

Over for that incel
 
I will never see an Arby's ad the same way again.
 
Nicole Jamieson, from Wythenshawe, Manchester, barely had time to get out of bed before her 6 lbs 3 oz son Jack arrived suddenly in the middle of the night.

Over for that incel
until her son arrived on her bathroom floor

JFL he’s already practicing and perfecting LDAR 1 second out the womb:feelsmega::giga::feelswow::feelsgah::feelskek:
 
Nicole Jamieson, from Wythenshawe, Manchester, barely had time to get out of bed before her 6 lbs 3 oz son Jack arrived suddenly in the middle of the night.

Over for that incel
Lol
jack mogs me
 
Probably been fucking horses and being headfisted by her "partner."
 

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