
northwesterner
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I was re-reading the Chronicles of Narnia, a book series that I enjoyed reading when I was in elementary school, and in the fifth book, The Horse and His Boy, there's a character named Rabadash, who's a Calormene prince (Calormene people essentially represent Middle Easterners/South Asians in the series). The character gets rejected by Queen Susan, the hot white Narnian queen (she literally fucking sails away from him while he's asleep lmao), and in his rage, he literally gets together an entire BATTALION together and makes plans to kidnap her. He and his army fucking lose horribly
. And afterwards, he gets humiliated by the Narnians and gets temporarily turned into a literal donkey. All of the scenes with Rabadash were hilarious, at one point, he called the Queen "more attractive than any Calormene in the land". Broootal shit. There are currycels in Narnia.