LifeFuel Anyone wish Zyzz was still alive?

[ChinaCurry]

If Zyzz was alive he could prob be a lifecoach to incels and there's be far fewer of us here, as he would lead us to the light.

Or maybe I'm wrong and he'd just larp as a PUA and scam us out of thousands idk

 

[Deleted member 14866]

lmfao no coaching for your face

 

[ChinaCurry]

lmfao no coaching for your face

Zyzz did not have a great face, yet he was probably one of the 10 biggest slayers in history of Chadstralia

 

[TheBasedCel]

lmfao no coaching for your face

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Yes, he would help incels.

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

I remember reading some post from a guy about how he had to give a presentation to his class and he was really nervous so he started repeating this little mantra "I'm fucking zyzz bruh" to himself as he went up

then as he stood at the front of the room the words just did not come out and all he could say was "I'm fucking zyzz bruh" over and over and some Stacies started laughing at him and he ultimately became known as "zyzz bruh" which was later shortened to "zebra" for the rest of his HS career

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Underrated saint ngl.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Zyzz did not have a great face, yet he was probably one of the 10 biggest slayers in history of Chadstralia

 

[ChinaCurry]

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That's one, cherry picked, photo bro

 

[Personalityinkwell]

lmfao no coaching for your face

 

[Angry_runt]

Hyper NT who had girlfriends before he got jacked.

 

[nihility]

lmfao no coaching for your face

 

[Deleted member 14866]

That's one, cherry picked, photo bro

yeah whatever

anyway zyzz had alright face with decent height and frame. a lot of incels dont even have any of these, if they did what zyzz did they'd just be gymcels

 

[Deleted member 18975]

JFL.

Zyzz did not have a great face, yet he was probably one of the 10 biggest slayers in history of Chadstralia

re-swallow the blackpiill. Look at Zyzz lower third. He is a sharp straight jawline and the rest of his face is also not bad.

 

[nihilisticelist]

I remember reading some post from a guy about how he had to give a presentation to his class and he was really nervous so he started repeating this little mantra "I'm fucking zyzz bruh" to himself as he went up

then as he stood at the front of the room the words just did not come out and all he could say was "I'm fucking zyzz bruh" over and over and some Stacies started laughing at him and he ultimately became known as "zyzz bruh" which was later shortened to "zebra" for the rest of his HS career

so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school

 

[Deleted member 24529]

so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school

Fake but still funny as fuck.

 

[Deleted member 25707]

Hyper NT who had girlfriends before he got jacked.

This.

He was never an incel.

 

[goydivision]

lmfao no coaching for your face

 

[SupremeG]

He's one of the best looksmaxxer in history. From Incel to Chadlite.

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school

thank you, seeing this again made me kek irl

 

[Alone75]

No, if you would have success from being like him, you're a fakecel anyway. Only chadlites emulate him.

 

[dirtykombatcel]

Cope

 

[DirtyCurryCell]

Who?

 

[Deleted member 17719]

I remember when he died, I was 19yo KHV, now I am 28yo KHV

 

[npcel]

Yes he would guide me to the pussy

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

If Zyzz was alive he could prob be a lifecoach to incels and there's be far fewer of us here, as he would lead us to the light.

Or maybe I'm wrong and he'd just larp as a PUA and scam us out of thousands idk

I do. I actually miss the dude. Can't believe I have become older than him now, sad shit man.

 

[Ecstasy]

Zyzzmaxxing only works for people with full hair AKA fakecels

 

[LooksAreLife]

Don't care about zyzz tbh, I wish ER was still alive though.

 

[Irredeemable]

 

[Deleted member 22572]

He had a good face height and frame tho you do realise

 

[waste matter]

Don't really care

 

[Animecel2D]

Nah never really had any thoughts about him until I clicked this thread

 

[CrackingYs]

Zyzz self ER-ed himself by gymaxxing.

 

[Smitty]

He would be making fun of and bully you, dont be delusional.

 

[Shin no Shi]

If Zyzz was alive he could prob be a lifecoach to incels and there's be far fewer of us here, as he would lead us to the light.

Or maybe I'm wrong and he'd just larp as a PUA and scam us out of thousands idk

yeah zyzz would help us though to what extent I don't know

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g always has best taste

 

[Babica Yaga]

Zyzz did not have a great face, yet he was probably one of the 10 biggest slayers in history of Chadstralia

Didnt you ever see his jaw bro?

 

[ChinaCurry]

Didnt you ever see his jaw bro?

Was it that great? I think chestbrah has shit jaw

 

[Bangkok or bust]

Zyzz was a terrible framecel that was tormented by foids. It's a good life story but remember:

he had a good face and 6'1, he could ascend.

He is only proof to me that only scrawny weak chads can ascend, but for the rest of us sub 5'11 average-ugly faced guys it's a waste of time gymmaxing.

Gymcelling as a manlet with an average face will only bring you out of trueceldom / not getting anything to being able to get obese women only= i.e. a total waste of time unless your a low standardscel that enjoys humping 230lbs heifer cows.

I'll pass.

 

[tulasdanslos]

Why would you want another Chad alive? So your oneitis could have one more dick to jump onto? JFL at this user.

 

[Mainländer]

Zyzz was tall and gl. His only problem (that he solved through gymmaxxing) was being scrawny.

 

[Bangkok or bust]

Zyzz was tall and gl. His only problem (that he solved through gymmaxxing) was being scrawny.

 

[UKhapacel]

We’re all gonna make it brah

 

[Ellsworth]

He was an inspiration to many and died too young.

 

[HostileWaters]

lmfao no coaching for your face

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Not really

lmfao no coaching for your face

 

[tryingcel]

Chad worshiper. Out of all the Chad's you choose to worship the forefathers of one of the most narcy genre of bodybuilding --- aesthetic.

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

we're all gonna make it brah

 

[trashcel420]

low standardscel that enjoys humping 230lbs heifer cows.

lifefuel for me

 

[BRCel123]

From incel to Legend!
I pray to him everyday when I wake up ngl

 

[ChinaCurry]

From incel to Legend!
I pray to him everyday when I wake up ngl

I pray to him when I wake up, and Gandy at night.
I might convert to Islam and then I can also pray to Rock/Statham as Norwood gods at 11am, Roshan as ethnic God at 3pm, and Grizzly Kyriakos as Bloatlord God at 7pm.