anyone tried a Tenga Egg to cope?

[Sheogorath]

full-on onaholes seem to be 15-20 dollars at minimum so getting under half price is kind of attractive

probably tempting to use and just throw away rather than clean

but if I were to clean it, it seems like it might be easier than an onahole

probably doesn't feel as good tho

 

[Emba]

Just fuck a 20 and throwing it of away bros

 

[Caesercel]

How is it supposed to work?

 

[Deleted member 34320]

How is it supposed to work?

 

[your personality]

Just fuck a 20 and throwing it of away bros

Many guys here have said it's better than a fleshlight.

 

[Caesercel]

Many guys here have said it's better than a fleshlight.

How is it supposed to work?

 

[proudweeb]

5 dollers per fap? im not that rich lol

 

[your personality]

@Caesercel there's visualizations of how it works that you can look up. Also videos of it in demonstration.

From what you see it appears that the part you stretch around your penis is within the egg

Spoiler

 

[Caesercel]

@Caesercel there's visualizations of how it works that you can look up. Also videos of it in demonstration.

From what you see it appears that the part you stretch around your cock is within the egg

Spoiler

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I'd rather just fap

 

[your personality]

I'd rather just fap

tbh you apparently get more of a feeling when using a fleshlight or tenga egg because your hand isn't in direct contact and the grip also comes from something other than your hand. Something to try if fapping with your hand doesn't do it for you anymore.

 

[Caesercel]

tbh you apparently get more of a feeling when using a fleshlight or tenga egg because your hand isn't in direct contact and the grip also comes from something other than your hand. Something to try if fapping with your hand doesn't do it for you anymore.

Fleshlights somewhat resemble a vagina(atleast visually). Can't get more watered down than this "egg"

 

[Incline]

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full-on onaholes seem to be 15-20 dollars at minimum so getting under half price is kind of attractive

probably tempting to use and just throw away rather than clean

but if I were to clean it, it seems like it might be easier than an onahole

probably doesn't feel as good tho

I heard about this before but meh I tried fleshlights and they were all garbage ngl ded srs hope thats not how real sex is like

 

[your personality]

Fleshlights somewhat resemble a vagina(atleast visually).

For some guys they don't need that resemblance to be there and it's the feeling they get.

Can't get more watered down than this "egg"

It's supposedly more accommodating of smaller sizes than a fleshlight.

 

[Caesercel]

For some guys they don't need that resemblance to be there and it's the feeling they get.

Glorified masturbation then?

 

[your personality]

Glorified masturbation then?

So is a fleshlight though ngl
More than glorified it enhances the feeling of pleasure from jacking off. At least for some guys (specifically those that are cirumcised or have death grip).

 

[Sheogorath]

Glorified masturbation then?

MANUS MEANS HAND

 

[Caesercel]

So is a fleshlight though ngl
More than glorified it enhances the feeling of pleasure from jacking off. At least for some guys (specifically those that are cirumcised or have death grip).

The more it resembles the real experience the less it is a glorified masturbation.
If sex dolls are at the top of this heirarchy then this egg seems to be at the bottom

 

[your personality]

The more it resembles the real experience the less it is a glorified masturbation.

I see

If sex dolls are at the top of this heirarchy then this egg seems to be at the bottom

Sex dolls need more maintenance than fleshlights though tbh
Also sex dolls have been banned or heavily restricted in some countries while fleshlights are for the most part legal (although discouraged)

 

[Caesercel]

I see

Sex dolls need more maintenance than fleshlights though tbh
Also sex dolls have been banned or heavily restricted in some countries while fleshlights are for the most part legal (although discouraged)

I wonder if fleshlights are even available where I live

 

[your personality]

I wonder if fleshlights are even available where I live

You can order online like most guys seem to do tbh
As to whether they have it in actual stores and you are low inhib to go and buy one IRL? Probably not something you can find out easily.

 

[kanyepilled]

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what? it's like 3 inches long where is your full dick supposed to go assuming you're not a dicklet? is it really stretchy or something

 

[your personality]

what? it's like 3 inches long where is your full dick supposed to go assuming you're not a dicklet?

That's one of the perks for dicklets over fleshlights tbh

is it really stretchy or something

Yeah it is.

 

[Sheogorath]

Sex dolls need more maintenance than fleshlights though tbh

cleaning seems like a nightmare but apparently some have removable vaginas so you can more easily put them under a sink

 

[WizardOfOz]

5 dollers per fap? im not that rich lol

 

[your personality]

cleaning seems like a nightmare but apparently some have removable vaginas so you can more easily put them under a sink

Still not worth it imo.
But sex dolls offer aspects that fleshlights and tenga eggs don't like the ability to "cuddle" and the bouncy ass and tits and customization. But if you don't spend a lot of time fapping even before you looked into buying these things it's kind of pointless to buy any of these things ngl

 

[Sheogorath]

sex dolls offer aspects that fleshlights and tenga eggs don't like the ability to "cuddle" and the bouncy ass and tits and customization

This seems like a subtle thing but I think it's psychologically important.

If anyone looks into weight-lifting you may have read about closed chain vs open chain exercises. Like for example squats vs leg presses.

The difference being whether or not it is your torso which is moving or your extremities. Closed (squats) your torso moves and feet are stationary, open (leg press) your torso is immobile and your feet move.

I know motion's all relative but I think we process our environment and whether we're moving in space so it does matter.

You know on some level if you're fucking a hole or the hole is fucking you.

So it does matter if your dick/hips remain in place and it's a small onahole/fleshlight moving in space, or a doll (or onatorso) remains stationary as you fuck it.

This would be the case even if you paid an escort to move it for you, I think, though you might be able to imagine a girl is riding you cowgirl style I guess.

It's even worse with hand-operation because you can't really dissociate very easily if you'er needing to be moving your arm.

Even if you were being ridden cowgirl you'd just be resting your hand on a girls' hips or tits not literally creating all te movement unless she's some kind of gnome onahole.

I'm psychologically very into missionary so I thin I really need a closed-chain experience.

if you don't spend a lot of time fapping even before you looked into buying these things it's kind of pointless to buy any of these things ngl

I dunno, what if the reason we don't fap is because it just sucks and takes forever and you often give up on cooming from the pain inflicted by jewish atrocities but an onahole could solve this?

 

[your personality]

This seems like a subtle thing but I think it's psychologically important.

If anyone looks into weight-lifting you may have read about closed chain vs open chain exercises. Like for example squats vs leg presses.

The difference being whether or not it is your torso which is moving or your extremities. Closed (squats) your torso moves and feet are stationary, open (leg press) your torso is immobile and your feet move.

I know motion's all relative but I think we process our environment and whether we're moving in space so it does matter.

You know on some level if you're fucking a hole or the hole is fucking you.

So it does matter if your dick/hips remain in place and it's a small onahole/fleshlight moving in space, or a doll (or onatorso) remains stationary as you fuck it.

This would be the case even if you paid an escort to move it for you, I think, though you might be able to imagine a girl is riding you cowgirl style I guess.

It's even worse with hand-operation because you can't really dissociate very easily if you'er needing to be moving your arm.

Even if you were being ridden cowgirl you'd just be resting your hand on a girls' hips or tits not literally creating all te movement unless she's some kind of gnome onahole.

I'm psychologically very into missionary so I thin I really need a closed-chain experience.

The more you feel like it's not you doing it the better you can fool yourself into thinking you aren't jacking yourself off Ig.

I dunno, what if the reason we don't fap is because it just sucks and takes forever and you often give up on cooming from the pain inflicted by jewish atrocities but an onahole could solve this?

More like it doesn't give as much pleasure with age and you get very tired after cooming even once tbh

 

[nystagmuscel]

5 dollers per fap? im not that rich lol

 

[Sheogorath]

I still haven't followed up on my vague aspirations of buying something sensible like this for myself (my hands just do not simulate a vagina very well) meanwhile I'm out throwing money at e-girls like a cuck when I should do this sensible thing for myself.

In revisiting the tenga brand I notice they have something else called a "tenca cup"

The cups seem bigger than the eggs, more cylindrical in shape akin to the "fleshlights" I'm sure many have heard of, or the more basic onahole designs from Japan.

They notably seem inexpensive, and also innocuous, so you could for example have them in public view on a shelf without people realizing their purpose w/o close inspection.

I think these are meant to be more reusale (ie wash them) compared to the eggs.



makes me wonder if I buy stuff like this and start reviewing it if I could earn money for doing good reviews and getting commissions

 

[Adûnâi]

Nice 2.5 year old necro. I thought of buying an onahole for the oral tasks in the Virtual Succubus game, but it's kind of cringe.

 

[TBIcel]

Nice 2.5 year old necro. I thought of buying an onahole for the oral tasks in the Virtual Succubus game, but it's kind of cringe.

I've thought of trying a fleshlight even if I throw it away after one use id not regret it as it's the closest sensation to a vagina I'll ever get in my life and it's not like they're expensive.

 

[Adûnâi]

I've thought of trying a fleshlight even if I throw it away after one use id not regret it as it's the closest sensation to a vagina I'll ever get in my life and it's not like they're expensive.

I could fuck my genitalia considering I have phimosis. Scary shit.

 

[Sheogorath]

I could fuck my genitalia considering I have phimosis. Scary shit.

a properly tight onahole would help retract your phimosis bro, traction stretches the ring

 

[Adûnâi]

retract your phimosis bro

...While being unable to pull it back on, thus having to call the post-Soviet 911 before my dick falls off.

To be fair, this could be the source of my fear of PiV sex, even though I had initially fantasised about the cowgirl position.

 

[Sheogorath]

if you're afraid it'd be like an unremovable cock ring then just pull it like a rubber band for prolonged periods until it loosens up, I'm not going to visually guide you through it, common sense

the ring is like the easiest thing to deal with, it's not awkward like foreskin restoration, I wish I had phimosis as me problem

 

[Adûnâi]

I cannot pull it beyond my glans. When I was 18, the doctor tried stretching it for like 3 sessions, and recommended a surgery (circumcision-adjacent), and I remember telling my mom, "What's the point?" I was still too high-inhib to recognise I would die KHHV, amusingly enough.

 

[Sheogorath]

bro just do it yourself, giving up because some doctor couldn't do it is fucking lowIQ

 

[Adûnâi]

bro just do it yourself, giving up because some doctor couldn't do it is fucking lowIQ

Umm, why would I risk having my dick fall off to pull off the foreskin? I don't even understand the point of pulling it off. There's no need for masturbation or washing.

 

[Sheogorath]

I don't want to talk about your dick anymore

 

[Adûnâi]

I don't want to talk about your dick anymore

This too shall pass.

 

[TheJoker]

What is this?

A kinder egg for horny people

 

[ULTRAMAN]

my fleshlight I ended up throwing it away, however I think I'll give this egg a try since they talk so much about it.