JFL Anyone here have parents who think you are a slayer?

[Ellsworth]

Because they never see you with a girl they assume you don’t do the girlfriend thing but just slay instead.

What do they say? What do you say? You play along or tell the truth?

 

[Deleted member 25274]

No my parents know I never been close to a girl in my life

 

[Haywire]

my parents dont really talk to me

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

surely not me

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

I don't go outsidelossus so they know how shitty my life is

 

[thebuddhacel]

They do jokes about me being a slayer but everyone knows the truth

 

[Deleted member 21514]

No, they know i'm virgin and a failure

 

[OldIncel]

my parents know I'm a loser

 

[Kurt Gödel]

No, they know i'm virgin and a failure

 

[Ellsworth]

once i was talking on the phone and my mom asked if it's a girl, jfl it was post office.

But was it a girl postal worker?

 

[solblue]

Nah, my super religious mom told me in a joyous tone that she's glad I'll never fornicate.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

No they aren't that deluded lol

 

[Deleted member 21908]

religious parents who want me to be "financially stable" and then married before sex lol such cucks
they think women don't have sex before marriage in 2020

 

[Pennywise]

Because they never see you with a girl they assume you don’t do the girlfriend thing but just slay instead.

What do they say? What do you say? You play along or tell the truth?

My parents have always said that I live like a monk. That is all that needs to be said.

 

[FidelCashflow]

My parents used to think I secretly had a girlfriend that I hid from them. Jfl I had to straight up tell them in an incel before they realized it

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

a slayer ? I think you mean a person that easily gets women, but I don't find that meaning in a dictionary. a slayer = a killer; a murderer; a destroyer of life

My answer: if that is someone's situation here, he has hope. My mother has all my life (I'm 30, I've lived alone since being 19, I don't speak to my parents often) pretended that I am not a sexual being. She knows that I have no chance whatsoever. When I've for example recently complained to her about yet another big under-the-skin pimple in my face, she goes uneasy, awkward, embarrassed. Like that it makes no difference for you (me!) because even without that you would be so ugly-looking that additional ugliness does not matter and you don't have the right to try to look a bit less ugly.

My father (my parents separated when I was still living with them) is different. He does not pretend that I'm not sexual. He knows (I've not told him that I'm still a virgin etc.) my situation and sympathizes. He himself had big problems finding a girlfriend and marrying.

 

[Ellsworth]

a slayer ? I think you mean a person that easily gets women, but I don't find that meaning in a dictionary. a slayer = a killer; a murderer; a destroyer of life

My answer: if that is someone's situation here, he has hope. My mother has all my life (I'm 30, I've lived alone since being 19, I don't speak to my parents often) pretended that I am not a sexual being. She knows that I have no chance whatsoever. When I've for example recently complained to her about yet another big under-the-skin pimple in my face, she goes uneasy, awkward, embarrassed. Like that it makes no difference for you (me!) because even without that you would be so ugly-looking that additional ugliness does not matter and you don't have the right to try to look a bit less ugly.

My father (my parents separated when I was still living with them) is different. He does not pretend that I'm not sexual. He knows (I've not told him that I'm still a virgin etc.) my situation and sympathizes. He himself had big problems finding a girlfriend and marrying.

My parents treated me like a asexual my whole life.

 

[PPEcel]

i don't get to see my parents often, they're too busy wageslaving

they once found condoms and a pair of panties in my backpack

but instead of accusing me of being an escortcel, they think im a normie, JFL

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Yeah I can relate but ofc I've never slayed irl

 

[Kurt Gödel]

My father (my parents separated when I was still living with them) is different. He does not pretend that I'm not sexual. He knows (I've not told him that I'm still a virgin etc.) my situation and sympathizes. He himself had big problems finding a girlfriend and marrying.

Your father is kinda based.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Your father is kinda based.

I don't understand what this "based" means that I nowadays see here and there, can you explain? (also this "JFL" "tag" or whatever, what that means?)

 

[Kurt Gödel]

I don't understand what this "based" means that I nowadays see here and there, can you explain? (also this "JFL" "tag" or whatever, what that means?)

Based means that someone is worthy of respect for his accomplishments.
JFL: Just Fucking Laugh

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Based means that someone is worthy of respect for his accomplishments.
JFL: Just Fucking Laugh

Thank you!

 

[Kurt Gödel]

Thank you!

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I’m in my room 24/7 so I doubt it

 

[Ellsworth]

i don't get to see my parents often, they're too busy wageslaving

they once found condoms and a pair of panties in my backpack

but instead of accusing me of being an escortcel, they think im a normie, JFL

Did you steal the panties to sniff and jerk off onto them?

 

[Personalityinkwell]

They do jokes about me being a slayer but everyone knows the truth

brutal same

 

[Koruga]

My mother, the times she has seen me interacting with a girl, automatically thinks that she is my girlfriend or that "Why don't you introduce her?"

 

[PPEcel]

Did you steal the panties to sniff and jerk off onto them?

the whore offered them to me, idk why, maybe she thinks i'm a whale

my low IQ brain decided it would be a good idea to keep it for some reason

 

[Indari]

yeah coz I got a bill for std tests and my mom found out. Little does she know that it was a hooker

 

[Yerberito]

Ofc not for me, im a loser

 

[InMyCellInHell]

Because they never see you with a girl they assume you don’t do the girlfriend thing but just slay instead.

What do they say? What do you say? You play along or tell the truth?

No, my parents know I'm a failure at life. They're quite generous in their reminders to that effect.

 

[legocelkhv]

My parents, and grandma especially think girls must be all over me in school, my mom got shocked when I told her I know and speak to 0 foids

 

[Deleted member 23981]

no i tell them i dont get any girls at all