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JFL Anyone here have parents who think you are a slayer?

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Because they never see you with a girl they assume you don’t do the girlfriend thing but just slay instead.

What do they say? What do you say? You play along or tell the truth?
 
No my parents know I never been close to a girl in my life
 
my parents dont really talk to me
 
surely not me
 
I don't go outsidelossus so they know how shitty my life is
 
They do jokes about me being a slayer but everyone knows the truth :feelshaha: :feelshaha:
 
No, they know i'm virgin and a failure
 
my parents know I'm a loser
 
once i was talking on the phone and my mom asked if it's a girl, jfl it was post office.
But was it a girl postal worker? :feelswhere:
 
Nah, my super religious mom told me in a joyous tone that she's glad I'll never fornicate.
 
No they aren't that deluded lol
 
religious parents who want me to be "financially stable" and then married before sex lol such cucks
they think women don't have sex before marriage in 2020 :feelskek:
 
Because they never see you with a girl they assume you don’t do the girlfriend thing but just slay instead.

What do they say? What do you say? You play along or tell the truth?

My parents have always said that I live like a monk. That is all that needs to be said. :cryfeels:
 
My parents used to think I secretly had a girlfriend that I hid from them. Jfl I had to straight up tell them in an incel before they realized it
 
a slayer ? I think you mean a person that easily gets women, but I don't find that meaning in a dictionary. a slayer = a killer; a murderer; a destroyer of life

My answer: if that is someone's situation here, he has hope. My mother has all my life (I'm 30, I've lived alone since being 19, I don't speak to my parents often) pretended that I am not a sexual being. She knows that I have no chance whatsoever. When I've for example recently complained to her about yet another big under-the-skin pimple in my face, she goes uneasy, awkward, embarrassed. Like that it makes no difference for you (me!) because even without that you would be so ugly-looking that additional ugliness does not matter and you don't have the right to try to look a bit less ugly.

My father (my parents separated when I was still living with them) is different. He does not pretend that I'm not sexual. He knows (I've not told him that I'm still a virgin etc.) my situation and sympathizes. He himself had big problems finding a girlfriend and marrying.
 
a slayer ? I think you mean a person that easily gets women, but I don't find that meaning in a dictionary. a slayer = a killer; a murderer; a destroyer of life

My answer: if that is someone's situation here, he has hope. My mother has all my life (I'm 30, I've lived alone since being 19, I don't speak to my parents often) pretended that I am not a sexual being. She knows that I have no chance whatsoever. When I've for example recently complained to her about yet another big under-the-skin pimple in my face, she goes uneasy, awkward, embarrassed. Like that it makes no difference for you (me!) because even without that you would be so ugly-looking that additional ugliness does not matter and you don't have the right to try to look a bit less ugly.

My father (my parents separated when I was still living with them) is different. He does not pretend that I'm not sexual. He knows (I've not told him that I'm still a virgin etc.) my situation and sympathizes. He himself had big problems finding a girlfriend and marrying.
My parents treated me like a asexual my whole life.
 
i don't get to see my parents often, they're too busy wageslaving

they once found condoms and a pair of panties in my backpack

but instead of accusing me of being an escortcel, they think im a normie, JFL
 
Yeah I can relate but ofc I've never slayed irl
 
My father (my parents separated when I was still living with them) is different. He does not pretend that I'm not sexual. He knows (I've not told him that I'm still a virgin etc.) my situation and sympathizes. He himself had big problems finding a girlfriend and marrying.
Your father is kinda based.
 
Your father is kinda based.

I don't understand what this "based" means that I nowadays see here and there, can you explain? (also this "JFL" "tag" or whatever, what that means?)
 
I don't understand what this "based" means that I nowadays see here and there, can you explain? (also this "JFL" "tag" or whatever, what that means?)
Based means that someone is worthy of respect for his accomplishments.
JFL: Just Fucking Laugh
 
I’m in my room 24/7 so I doubt it
 
i don't get to see my parents often, they're too busy wageslaving

they once found condoms and a pair of panties in my backpack

but instead of accusing me of being an escortcel, they think im a normie, JFL
Did you steal the panties to sniff and jerk off onto them? :feelsmega:
 
My mother, the times she has seen me interacting with a girl, automatically thinks that she is my girlfriend or that "Why don't you introduce her?" :feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelstastyman:
 
Did you steal the panties to sniff and jerk off onto them? :feelsmega:

the whore offered them to me, idk why, maybe she thinks i'm a whale

my low IQ brain decided it would be a good idea to keep it for some reason
 
yeah coz I got a bill for std tests and my mom found out. Little does she know that it was a hooker
 
Ofc not for me, im a loser
 
Because they never see you with a girl they assume you don’t do the girlfriend thing but just slay instead.

What do they say? What do you say? You play along or tell the truth?
No, my parents know I'm a failure at life. They're quite generous in their reminders to that effect.
 
My parents, and grandma especially think girls must be all over me in school, my mom got shocked when I told her I know and speak to 0 foids
 
no i tell them i dont get any girls at all
 

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