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any tips to get started? also what's a good way to do it for free/cheap?
 
Idk but if you wanna land kicks on the head you will have to stretch a lot. You need to do cardio too. There is some tutorials on youtube of how to land punches, jabs, and shit like that.
if you are NT fakecel you can go to a mma club or som shit like that.

Anyways i'd recommend you to just learn how to use a knife, even a 5'0 guy could defead a 7'0 giant if he has a 3 inch small navaja with good technique.
 
Idk but if you wanna land kicks on the head you will have to stretch a lot. You need to do cardio too. There is some tutorials on youtube of how to land punches, jabs, and shit like that.
if you are NT fakecel you can go to a mma club or som shit like that.

Anyways i'd recommend you to just learn how to use a knife, even a 5'0 guy could defead a 7'0 giant if he has a 3 inch small navaja with good technique.
I’m planning on min maxing boxing so not too worried about head kicking

Lol ya I wanna join a gym but it’s expensive

Nah lol I wanna knock people out not kill them lol
 
i used to box, and i just looked around in my local area to find somewhere to go. I bet if you look it up there could be a place to go if you’re open to that. or you could try from home, which would probably be harder
 
i used to box, and i just looked around in my local area to find somewhere to go. I bet if you look it up there could be a place to go if you’re open to that. or you could try from home, which would probably be harder
oh i see. yea i'm looking around but everything seems to be so expensive.

i'm actually going to a cheap gym right now though that has a boxing bag, but i have to train completely on my own
 
oh i see. yea i'm looking around but everything seems to be so expensive.

i'm actually going to a cheap gym right now though that has a boxing bag, but i have to train completely on my own
thats a good start, just watch videos on form and do good stretches and workouts and stuff. i bet you can do it.
i will say: the more cardio, the better
 
thats a good start, just watch videos on form and do good stretches and workouts and stuff. i bet you can do it.
i will say: the more cardio, the better
Sounds good thx. I see, I was actually more focused on strength training
 
Would be a good cope to train.
 
I’m planning on min maxing boxing so not too worried about head kicking

Lol ya I wanna join a gym but it’s expensive

Nah lol I wanna knock people out not kill them lol
You seem like you are a normie.
Gym is a normie place anyways. A real low SMV male would not want to go to that hellhole of social torture.
Who said about killing.
 
You seem like you are a normie.
Gym is a normie place anyways. A real low SMV male would not want to go to that hellhole of social torture.
Who said about killing.
lol. well i don't wanna stab ppl i just wanna knock them out
 
Try it with random people who laugh at you in the street.
Lol. Gonna go to jail pretty quick.

I just wanna challenge ppl and knock them out without getting into trouble lol
 
I used to do BJJ for 6 or so years not anymore tho
 
Idk but if you wanna land kicks on the head you will have to stretch a lot. You need to do cardio too. There is some tutorials on youtube of how to land punches, jabs, and shit like that.
if you are NT fakecel you can go to a mma club or som shit like that.

Anyways i'd recommend you to just learn how to use a knife, even a 5'0 guy could defead a 7'0 giant if he has a 3 inch small navaja with good technique.
It's all about the targeting.

Arteries and ligaments
 
Did boxing for 3 years

Would love to go back someday it was fun

But knowing how people are now best to carry an American Express with you since normies fucking love jumping people
 
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Mma gyms attract incels and thugmaxxing ethnics, if you are interested in drug coping oneday its a good spot to meet a dealer maybe
 
You mean a gun lol
Yeah but it’s kinda my way of saying gun lol

It’s American (since I think America is the only country that allows their citizens to carry a gun with them depending on which state they live) and it’s an express as in it’s quick to access and to kill
 
Yeah but it’s kinda my way of saying gun lol

It’s American (since I think America is the only country that allows their citizens to carry a gun with them depending on which state they live) and it’s an express as in it’s quick to access and to kill
Ah lol gotcha

Ya lol

But yea nah again I don’t want to kill or stab nobody lol just want knockouts lol
 

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