Anyone got the original "My friend is a bald indian 5'2" janitor" copypasta?

[XMR]

We all remember this I'm sure: "My friend is a bald 5'2" indian janitor. Do you think he just sat around all day expecting a girlfriend? Fuck no." It goes something like this and talks about a shower or something.

BTW, where is my VIP? WTF

 

[Drakul]

We all remember this I'm sure: "My friend is a bald 5'2" indian janitor. Do you think he just sat around all day expecting a girlfriend? Fuck no." It goes something like this and talks about a shower or something.

BTW, where is my VIP? WTF

He was 45 years old and after self improvement and sacrifice he's now 20, white, blond and 6'4"