JFL Anyone else try joining the army?

[Deleted member 19971]

I remember back when I finished high school I tried to apply to join the army but they rejected me because of a heart condition I had.
With that went my dream of armymaxxing and a possible good way for me to commit suicide with my gun.
But to be honest I would’ve most likely failed when it came to the mental evaluation because they will find eventually find out about my true intentions, I’m not good at lying.

Anyone else try to join and got rejected because of a reason?

 

[zangano1]

No, I never tried, everyone would bully me there

 

[Deleted member 19971]

No, I never tried, everyone would bully me there

Yeah I also thought about this but said “Fuck it, just go through with it.”

 

[startcel]

u are fucked if u arent tall high T and masculine in the army

 

[2340922]

u are fucked if u arent tall high T and masculine in the army

depends where ok

 

[Deleted member 19971]

u are fucked if u arent tall high T and masculine in the army

I tried joining the technical side of the army, not the ground forces where all the chads are.

 

[Incline]

I remember back when I finished high school I tried to apply to join the army but they rejected me because of a heart condition I had.
With that went my dream of armymaxxing and a possible good way for me to commit suicide with my gun.
But to be honest I would’ve most likely failed when it came to the mental evaluation because they will find eventually find out about my true intentions, I’m not good at lying.

Anyone else try to join and got rejected because of a reason?

Can't because of health reasons. I was thinking of joining french foreign legion but I would have to build up a lot of muscle mass first and deal with my health problems, they are nothing major but they would probably not allow me to join if they did medical examination on me. Nothing I can't fix though, if I really wanted to.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Never thought about it tbh. I don't really want to shave my head and do all that training under the sun

 

[onurbaba]

They rejected me due to my crooked teeth. JFL. They said get braces and all but I am a poorcel so I just let it go

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Can't because of health reasons. I was thinking of joining french foreign legion but I would have to build up a lot of muscle mass first and deal with my health problems, they are nothing major but they would probably not allow me to join if they did medical examination on me. Nothing I can't fix though, if I really wanted to.

Ah wow me too bro, I thought about joining it too thinking I could ascend in Mali jfl.

 

[FidelCashflow]

I would only join if that was my only hope in life. But for now I can studycel and NEET with my parents so I dont have to fight for Israel

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

Years ago I tried just to see if they would. They rejected me due to my mental illness.

 

[FukFeminism]

I wanted to go into the USMC so I could guarantee going overseas and seeing action in the Middle East. I never did it and I don’t think I would come close to passing the fitness standards anyway

 

[Deleted member 19971]

They rejected me due to my crooked teeth. JFL. They said get braces and all but I am a poorcel so I just let it go

Tf, weird.

Never thought about it tbh. I don't really want to shave my head and do all that training under the sun

I would only join if that was my only hope in life. But for now I can studycel and NEET with my parents so I dont have to fight for Israel

I just wanted to join the army to have access to guns, it was never my intention to survive basic training.

Like in the movie “Full Metal Jacket” I would Private Pyle maxx.

I wanted to go into the USMC so I could guarantee going overseas and seeing action in the Middle East. I never did it and I don’t think I would come close to passing the fitness standards anyway

Years ago I tried just to see if they would. They rejected me due to my mental illness.

I’m starting to think they all just rejected us before even starting due to us being incels, they had incel tracking devices.

 

[ionlycopenow]

u are fucked if u arent tall high T and masculine in the army

dude in reality every guy in the army is a small weak incel. I know a few and the dudes there they send pics of together, total incels

The army is and always has been a place for incels and low smv men to go and be a bootlicker and die scrubbing toilets for a country that doesn't care about them

 

[startcel]

dude in reality every guy in the army is a small weak incel. I know a few and the dudes there they send pics of together, total incels

The army is and always has been a place for incels and low smv men to go and be a bootlicker and die for a country that doesn't care about them

if u want to have a high rank and get respect u need to be tall and have lookshalo, yes?

 

[Deleted member 19971]

dude in reality every guy in the army is a small weak incel. I know a few and the dudes there they send pics of together, total incels

The army is and always has been a place for incels and low smv men to go and be a bootlicker and die for a country that doesn't care about them

That’s mostly in the US though, Dutch Army has a lot of chads.

 

[ionlycopenow]

if u want to have a high rank and get respect u need to be tall and have lookshalo, yes?

Yes but it's not hard to mog a bunch of truecels there standards are low as to what a looks Halo really is

 

[Saudade]

No why would i protect degenerate values, spill my blood and crawl in mud so foids could abort babies in safe environment, so faggots could parade every weekend and so mentally ill trannies could mutilate themselves peacefully in hospitals on tax payers dime, this zombified socialist shithole is not my country and these are not my people, i am not dying for lesbian prime minister and i am not going to get commanded by a sick and depraved tranny major, the moment war or any sort of conflicts starts here im off to clean toilets in Western Europe.

 

[Vermilioncore]

u are fucked if u arent tall high T and masculine in the army

 

[Yerberito]

I remember back when I finished high school I tried to apply to join the army but they rejected me because of a heart condition I had.
With that went my dream of armymaxxing and a possible good way for me to commit suicide with my gun.
But to be honest I would’ve most likely failed when it came to the mental evaluation because they will find eventually find out about my true intentions, I’m not good at lying.

Anyone else try to join and got rejected because of a reason?

I was rejected after serving my military service in the Mexican army at 18, they only accept up to 5'5 "and I'm 5'3" I'm really very short, i thought it could be a good way to ascend. but now i prefer to stay in Civ. Its much more chill. Trust me

 

[Iwanttolive]

In where I live, the law is ALL males will be enlisted in either military or civil(police, fire brigade) when they come of age. and will serve for 2 years.

I was in military, and let's just say it didn't change my life for the better at all.

 

[Uglyethnicrat]

u are fucked if u arent tall high T and masculine in the army

Militarys are full of manlets and nerdy guys who want to "become proper men"

 

[PVCoping]

applying cause I literally have no friends after being depressed and reclusive since high school.
this reclusivity alsso meant I haven't went to college or really developd any adult skillz or ccareer skillz
also I am kind of retarded but i feel like I have a capable mind, so I guess i am slightly average
sort of afraid of the process because of how it is deplicted online, but wil definitely build some foundation into my socially inept character

Militarys are full of manlets and nerdy guys who want to "become proper men"

5"8 manlet here

 

[bigantennaemay1]

No, why would I fight and risk life and limb (especially limb) for a society and country that has outcast and forsaken me?

 

[Sleeper]

It's currently one of my goals at the moment which is why I'm gymmaxxing. I've been trying to find employment for years now and I'm sick of people looking down on me. I'm not actually joining the military for patriotic/nationalist purposes as I believe there's nothing in this country to actually defend. I want to join because I feel there's some useful skills to be gained, so it's just another step towards survivalmaxxing when collapse comes. Also, a tax free salary is good and a possible chance to take down some L*ftoids.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

i never actually wanted to join tbh but i come from a decent military family so i did try and sign up when my school had some fair. didnt pass the physical requirements. probably unbelievable now if you see me (imma whale) but at 18 i was underweight and weak as shit. couldnt do push ups or pull ups to save my life. they put me through this obstacle course and the only thing i even got a decent score in was my running/cardio.

the guy said i could still sign up (big tyrone type. solid muscle) but since i wasnt physically fit enough id have to work harder and the trainers would have me do some special program or something. oh and he also said id probably be hazed but all recruits get hazed and its my initiation to the brotherhood as he put it. once he said that i said "fuck that" and left.

i do kinda regret it. knew a guy who was slightly older than me and he traveled the world before he was 21. he joined the navy. granted my dumbass was going to join the army (didnt know differences back then) but i figure same-same. he got so much pussy in foreign countries he would tell me about. he would cum in them then leave since he would know when they were shipping off. met up with him years later at a concert. he had 2 young girls enthralled by his adventure stories. he got both of them drunk and told them to makeout. later i knew he got his dick sucked behind some toilets and claimed he had a threesome but i never found out if that part was true or not. either way i had high hopes i could be a military man and get laid.

also knew a colonel in my old apartment building. Chad type. used to see him bring in 10/10 girls to fuck every weekend. very young too...

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

I can't even do a pushup the US army would poo all over me

 

[Pai Mei]

valormaxxing

 

[FinnCel]

No, I try to actively avoid it!!
I might go to jail if I don't have a good reason to avoid it.

Why would I serve a country whose people constantly looks down on me?
I will never kill or die for my country, that is CUCKED

 

[Deleted member 14866]

i wouldnt wanna join, im lazy and fat. i wouldnt last at all. plus its all NT as fuck anyway.

 

[Deleted member 20987]

I tried joining the armed forces to learn to become a truck driver, while also getting benefits of free gym, healthcare, housing, swimming pool and world travel.

Unfortunately a combination of hereditary Asthma and increased standards of physical fitness in joining put an end to this before it began.

My boomer generation, ex-military father joined and by his words he's "never been in a gym in his life" and could barely do proper press-ups.

"Generation X privilege"

 

[deathsh+rt]

I will give it a try if I can move to a town that's closer to base but I will more than likely get knocked back. the audie murphy vid was good there is also a miniature you can buy of him for wargaming.he is also a playable character in pattons war for psp/vita.

 

[Narazz]

Not going to say what of the military as I feel that might relate back to who I am. but i tried and instantly regretted it. being tall I was at the front of match squads, and i couldn't march. I had no clue where to go while marching and the drill instructor had a thing to go after me. also I didn't like the shower shit at all. already got my warning so i'll leave it at that lol.

Thankfully, i had prior conduction(not mental) and just rode that as an excuse right out of that shit. Also, i got lucky and didn't have to take the anthrax shot. about half of people getting discharged have a bad reaction to that. Its something meant to shorten life spans so the government doesnt have to pay vet care.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

I was rejected after serving my military service in the Mexican army at 18, they only accept up to 5'5 "and I'm 5'3" I'm really very short, i thought it could be a good way to ascend. but now i prefer to stay in Civ. Its much more chill. Trust me

Yeah at least you don’t have cartels chasing you.