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Discussion Anyone Else Loose Connection?

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I love you @Sneir
 
ROUGH FORCED RAPE ANAL POUDNING HATE FUCK FACE FUCKA UNTIL VOMIT MENTAL BREAKDOWN SEXUALLY BROKEN (IN VIDEO GAME)
Okay, so because I'm not there with you here's what you'll need.

3 tablespoons of blue dye, preferably food dye
5 pounds of lube
2 Googly eyes
A cow tongue
Plastic wrap

Get all the lube and make it into one big blob. Then, use the blue dye to make it into a nice, refreshing shade of blue. Next, put it into the freezer until frosted. Once it is, cut into it with a knife to make a mouth shape and insert the cow tongue. Then put the googly eyes above it. Finally, wrap it all up and wait for it to warm so you can enjoy!
 
YOU MOTHER LOST CONNECTION WITH REALITY WHEN I PLUGGED MY 3 INCHES SHIT COVERED PRICK INTO HER BROKEN TUNA BRICK @Incelius Savage HE GOT IT FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BOAT!!!!!!! (IN VIDEO GAME)
 

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