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Deleted member 236
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I know suicide is sad and all. But apparently our death has great monetary value. It's the most valuable thing we can do, it seems. I can get a 1mil payout from a £30/month policy. If a bunch of us did this and listed one another as beneficiaries, it would be a neat way to be useful in death. I'd happily contribute to surgeryceling and escaping shitty countries/poverty. Some would go to my family, and perhaps some to charity, but I have no use for the rest. I'm a deeply suicidal wizard so it's a good deal for anyone who wants in. You have to wait 2 years after taking out a policy to off yourself, otherwise it's invalidated. We'd have to make it legit, wills/trusts/documentation etc. I suppose there'd be no way to prove that you didn't alter it. Guess it would require a large element of brotherly faith.