Any pain-free Gta San Andres roping method?

[IRLJamie]

I am rotting in my parents cellar. Could sleep at their floor but seeing their loveless marriage makes me want to rope more. They probably never had any common interests, just needed someone to make kids.

I am waiting for some job competitions which will finish in may. If i dont get the job i like dont know what to do, i need a job that is bearable. In any case, the time wait for the competitions is long and i am waiting rottinn in my parents home.

If i dont get a decent job to make my day...bearable i would like to rope. Dont seem it's against the rules since i've read them, hope my lack of attention didnt miss something;
but is there a pain-free way to rope in Gta San Andreas? I'm tired man. Sometimes Carl Johnson is to tired how inceldom he would just like a warm hug from a loving foid, which would recharge his batteries for months. But i've played this game for 23 years and i'm tired man. Only the threat of pai is stopping CJ from trying to rope.
Suggestions?

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

Depends on where you live and your finances

A bullet through the brains is pretty much pain-free. Just don't be a moron by aiming wrong and living with a disfigured face for the rest of your life. JFL.

You could spend some buxx on some kind of nitrogen or helium contraption if weapons make you nervous.

If you have balls you can just straight up jump. It's entirely painless so long as you jump from high enough.

Overdose and hanging are miserable ways to die.

 

[IRLJamie]

A bullet through the brains is pretty much pain-free. Just don't be a moron by aiming wrong and living with a disfigured face for the rest of your life. JFL.

Well dont have the cheat codes for guns in gta so maybe not this

You could spend some buxx on some kind of nitrogen or helium contraption if weapons make you nervous.

If you have balls you can just straight up jump. It's entirely painless so long as you jump from high enough.

Dont know how you claim it but i fear it's painful. And maybe there is a small chance that even if CJ jumps from a very big height, he lands on the legs and keps living and i have to keep playing San Andreas

Overdose and hanging are miserable ways to die.

Overdose seems fine honestly. Even though during it is painful, because the effect of the substances come all together.

It would be cool if CJ just had a heart attack

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

Well dont have the cheat codes for guns in gta so maybe not this

You can find your cheat codes on the dark web. It's not that hard and you have nothing to lose.

And maybe there is a small chance that even if CJ jumps from a very big height, he lands on the legs and keps living and i have to keep playing San Andreas

Overdose seems fine honestly.

These two statements make no sense together. CJ is way more likely to accidentally survive an overdose than to survive a jump from 10 stories high onto the pavement.

 

[WhereIsHamudi]

You can find your cheat codes on the dark web

Aren't a lot of those cheat code stores owned by FIB? If you're unlucky you'll get 5 stars before you can do anything.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Use the SZCMAWO cheat on PC

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

Use the SZCMAWO cheat on PC

I'm more of a HESOYAM guy myself.

 

[killchad]

You'd regret it half way through, don't try at all

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

Aren't a lot of those cheat code stores owned by FIB? If you're unlucky you'll get 5 stars before you can do anything.

I suppose it's not risk free indeed.

 

[starystulejarz]

Fly over military base with your chopper.

 

[j10009504]

you can find the info you are looking for here

Sanctioned Suicide

A community that discusses mental illness and suicide from the perspective of suicidal people, as well as the moral implications of the act itself.

sanctioned-suicide.net

 

[TerribleFate]

hanging are miserable ways to die.

Hanging is literally THE classic way to do it, pain is almost always expected but I'm sure that once a person is really fed up with life they'll suffer through the seconds or minutes it takes.

 

[curryboy420]

At least shoot a Jew before you go

 

[curryboy420]

Make sure its a rich one as well