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A girl rejected me last year because I had an Android phone. She was a psl 2 whale and we were vibing pretty well until I pulled out my phone to take her number down. She literally laughed at me and told me, "you can't have my number if you rolling with that". And proceeded to laugh at me while flashing her iPhone 6+ in my face. Black bitches are ruthless. It's over for Phonecels
 
I'm a cigarettecel. Some foid got embarrassed that I was rolling my own instead of having a regular pack. She dropped me soon after.
 
I switched to an iPhone to fit in, didn’t really matter after high school. I kept it because I got use to the layout.
 
Not me. Pussies start overflowing once I pull out my original Nokia 3310 from 2000.
 
I always had an android. It can do way more shit than apple phones.
 
I decided not to bring a phone back to college because there's no point. Women are annoying to talk to, and social media is depressing.
 
I broke my iPhone 7 in a fit of inceldom fueled rage.
 
I'm a nonexistentcel.

Women look at me once and their brains turn me invisible.
 
women want you to have the iphone so they can stalk the shit out of you with read receipts
 
Captvic said:
A girl rejected me last year because I had an Android phone. She was a psl 2 whale and we were vibing pretty well until I pulled out my phone to take her number down. She literally laughed at me and told me, "you can't have my number if you rolling with that". And proceeded to laugh at me while flashing her iPhone 6+ in my face. Black bitches are ruthless. It's over for Phonecels

I never understood the "android users are incel" meme given that the vast majority of smartphone users use Android.  Not only that but iphones users are shrinking in numbers, not gaining.

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Latest IPhone is a symbol of wealth these days.
 
I have no mobile phone.
 
Status symbols are nothing new.

4,000 years ago, it was a rock or string of shells

Today it's an iphone

That's also why big, aesthetic dicks are important; Ancient-ass fertility symbol
 
Chad doesn't need an iphone
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
I never understood the "android users are incel" meme given that the vast majority of smartphone users use Android.  Not only that but iphones users are shrinking in numbers, not gaining.

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Chads and Stacies use iPhones, and there aren't a lot of Chads and Stacies, therefore those who aren't Chads or Stacies use an android instead because the majority of the population are normies or below.
 
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Chads and Stacies use iPhones, and there aren't a lot of Chads and Stacies, therefore those who aren't Chads or Stacies use an android instead because the majority of the population are normies or below.
 
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Chads and Stacies use iPhones, and there aren't a lot of Chads and Stacies, therefore those who aren't Chads or Stacies use an android instead because the majority of the population are normies or below.

Most of the chads i've known were Android users.

From what I've seen most iphone users are middle to upper class women and numales.
 
This reminded me of when @Zyros said Chad can communicate with smoke signals and it doesn't matter LOL

Also I just KNEW she'd be black before you mentioned it.
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
Most of the chads i've known were Android users.

From what I've seen most iphone users are middle to upper class women and numales.

It's just a joke brah, I applied the "low amount of Chads and Stacies" to the "low amount of iPhone users," personally I've switched from iPhone to Android since a couple of years. While I prefer Android now, I like Apple's UI a lot more, it's a sleek design.
 
Im a sock-cel, one of my socks is slightly more shirred than the other.
Its over for sock-cels.
 
its over i dont have iphone 6+ anymore
 
Cynistic said:
Im a sock-cel, one of my socks is slightly more shirred than the other.
Its over for sock-cels.

Just use them for jerking off a la Jim from American Pie.
 
Apple is the only way.
 
Captvic said:
A girl rejected me last year because I had an Android phone. She was a psl 2 whale and we were vibing pretty well until I pulled out my phone to take her number down. She literally laughed at me and told me, "you can't have my number if you rolling with that". And proceeded to laugh at me while flashing her iPhone 6+ in my face. Black bitches are ruthless. It's over for Phonecels

Do people actually give a shit about that where you live? Android and Apple are just two sides of the same coin here no one cares.
 
ItsOver4Me said:
Do people actually give a shit about that where you live? Android and Apple are just two sides of the same coin here no one cares.

Yes this girl was pretty young though (21) so she was probably still in the superficial stage
 
She is also a case of autism i guess
 
@Dekim any thoughts on the S8?
 
fukmylyf said:
@Dekim any thoughts on the S8?

It's great for watching vr porn, totaly worth the money
 
Mommy always buys me the new Samsung Galaxy phones
 
Captvic said:
A girl rejected me last year because I had an Android phone. She was a psl 2 whale and we were vibing pretty well until I pulled out my phone to take her number down. She literally laughed at me and told me, "you can't have my number if you rolling with that". And proceeded to laugh at me while flashing her iPhone 6+ in my face. Black bitches are ruthless. It's over for Phonecels

Apple products are for brainwashed idiots.
 
I still have a Nokia. kek

I have a phone-phobia which makes it very difficult for me to find work. FML.
 
aut said:
This reminded me of when @Zyros said Chad can communicate with smoke signals and it doesn't matter LOL

Also I just KNEW she'd be black before you mentioned it.

This
 
Cope, if you were chad you could send smoke signals to her and make her pussy wet.
 

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