Gaming Any Oldcel's remember the "Leisure Suit Larry" MS-DOS games? About an Oldcel who had to lose his virginity and committed suicide if he didn't succeed?

[Deleted member 301]

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Lol, remember playing this when I was like 9 and already knowing then I would literally end up like this guy You definitely wouldn't get away with this game nowaday's, basically Larry Laffer was a 38 year old Oldcel virgin and the object was to get Larry to lose his virginity. Primarily by completing lying games, trying any which way whatsoever to lure and trick foids into bed, getting them so drunk that they almost pass out through a drinking game.

He almost never succeeds, and when time runs out he blows his brains out lol (I don't actually remember this scene originally though). There was quite a few of these games made, little did anyone know they were literally predicting the future of an ever-growing number of men with each passing year due to foids being elevated to such a ridiculous level of power and choice. Coupled with Tinder and an ever-multiplying army of simps.

I salute you Larry Laffer, for I have now BECOME you

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

this was before I was on the internet but sounds hilarious jfl

 

[Billowel]

i remember seeing larry suit on magazines back when my brother read them.till this day i still have no idea if there is actual erotic scenes in them

 

[Deleted member 301]

what is this game played on?

It's like a million years old Bro, I played it when I was 9 (1992) and was on MS-DOS (a precursor to Windows). There was a load of these games made, I'm sure if you look on "Abandonware" sites you'll easily find.

I'm gonna download it meself later I think

this was before I was on the internet but sounds hilarious jfl

It predates the Internet lol, and yes it was quite funny Bro

 

[Deleted member 301]

i remember seeing larry suit on magazines back when my brother read them.till this day i still have no idea if there is actual erotic scenes in them

I barely remember it meself tbh Bro, I only remember that I played a computer game years ago with a definite Incel main character and finally found it today.

I don't think I actually ever won, I remember one scene in a Porno shop when Larry is buying dirty mags or lube and gets shamed with everyone calling him a pervert. Also another scene with a hooker I think?

 

[epillepsy]

I remember one of my friends had this game. You had to answer a series of questions at the command prompt to prove that you were over 18 or the game wouldn't start. And there was nothing particularly sexual about the game either.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

comical

 

[Deleted member 301]

I remember one of my friends had this game. You had to answer a series of questions at the command prompt to prove that you were over 18 or the game wouldn't start. And there was nothing particularly sexual about the game either.

It's always stuck in my head for the last 28 years lol, as a game that I knew had an Incel virgin as the main character but never could think of the name. I only found it today due to an MS-DOS group I'm a member of on Facebook (I know, I have a Facebook ok? It's only because all of my family live in Ireland and I live in England) putting a post about it up.

Glad I finally found it, I was beginning to think my mind had made it all up at one point lol

 

[BramblePrince]

I played LSL for ages as a kid. Compared ago games these days it's so fucking tame. Would be interesting to see a remake that was true to the spirit of Larry and didn't worry about the current political correctness the gaming industry has a hard on for

 

[Deleted member 301]

I played LSL for ages as a kid. Compared ago games these days it's so fucking tame. Would be interesting to see a remake that was true to the spirit of Larry and didn't worry about the current political correctness the gaming industry has a hard on for

Yeah, I'd like to see one that is pretty true to the Blackpill and the problems that ugly men face in 2020.

 

[Deleted member 301]

comical

As least he was based enough to know it was over and end it.

 

[Deleted member 6501]

Lol, remember playing this when I was like 9 and already knowing then I would literally end up like this guy

i’m dead

 

[Deleted member 301]

i’m dead

Well at around that age I was the spitting image of this legit dwarf:

He's the main character in a movie called "Willow" and that nickname stuck with me right up until I left Ireland at age 23.

So yeah, I pretty much knew as a young kid it was totally over for me lol.

 

[Sheogorath]

i remember hearing about this from a friend in elementary school in the mid90s, I think he found them on his dad's computer

they offered up some of these for free (no DRM) on indiegala on a monthly basis over the past year, sorry to any of you who missed it

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

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[ordinaryotaku]

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Thanks for the tag!

I played one of the Leisure Suit Larry games some years ago (forgot which entry) and have all of them on Steam.

 

[ChrolloLucilfer04]

I remember this game but didn't think I would turn into a incel like him