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Any High FunctioningCels?

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Any high functioningcels out there?

You must

+Have had a friend group in the past
+Have a vehicle to drive to school/work
+Have a job making 30K+ or be in University
+Have no issues talking to women
+Be 15% bf or less
+Have a NW1 or better
 
Fakecels if they exist
 
I meet all of these conditions except for the vehicle part
 
are you high functioningcel yourself?
yes, I've done everything right in my life. I grew up in a high middle class home and had loving parents. Sports, Friends....all that shit. But I've never had a woman express interest in me. Which makes it so much more painful. Imagine running a race and being stopped 5 feet before the finish line.
I meet all of these conditions except for the vehicle part
That works, is it your face or height?
 
+Have had a friend group in the past
+Have a job making 30K+ or be in University
+Be 15% bf or less
+Have a NW1 or better

I have these ones. Emphasis on "in the past" for the first, though I get on well enough with people at work and stuff like that. I just don't socialize with them outside of that bc social anxiety.
 
Any high functioningcels out there?

You must

+Have had a friend group in the past
+Have a vehicle to drive to school/work
+Have a job making 30K+ or be in University
+Have no issues talking to women
+Be 15% bf or less
+Have a NW1 or better

Minus these 2:
-Have no issues talking to women (isn't it obvious?!)
-Be 15% bf or less (fatcel here)
 
i only have two of those
 
That’s me. I’m slipping though. The facade is slowly peeling away.
 
+Have had a friend group in the past :no:
+Have a vehicle to drive to school/work :no:
+Have a job making 30K+ or be in University :no:
+Have no issues talking to women :no:
+Be 15% bf or less :no:
+Have a NW1 or better :yes:
 
I meet all of those, except for the vehicle one. However I just don't need a car where I live, Work is just 6 min cycling, university is 10, city center is 12.
Also, having no issues talking to women is just a side effect of having a sister.
 
Had some of those earlier, but now not anymore
 
+Have had a friend group in the past :no:
+Have a vehicle to drive to school/work :no:
+Have a job making 30K+ or be in University :no:
+Have no issues talking to women :no:
+Be 15% bf or less :no:
+Have a NW1 or better :yes:
 
Thought you meant high functioning autism lol, but no I don’t fit the description.
 
Jfl thinking these are enough for foids
 
I have like 2-3 friends and drive to work, I make less than 20k a year that's it. How does that shit mean anything?
 
That's me.
So close yet so far.
 

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