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SuicideFuel Any good part time jobs for teens?

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Literally any job u can get whilst at school a teen at school and the job doesn't involve u being behind a counter.
 
No part time jobs for incels
 
packing products for delivery? idk wya but i know lots of people from my HS did that part-time
 
Deliver food
Of course people probably will tip us less because we are ugly
 
Learn to code, or make advertisement YouTube channel...that stuff is going to scale if you keep at it. Minimum wage jobs whatever they might be are not worth it, unless you are starving - in that case you can probably look into being an "errand boy" for a brokerage firm.

If you are low IQ like me you can probably become an union electrician or something. NEVER work for minimum wage unless you are starving to death.
 
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drug dealer :lul:

or movie theater worker. its an easy job and depending on the theater you can slack and do HW
 
Hitman.
Janitor at a porn peepshow.
Corner drug vendor.
Repomans apprentice.
Stolen newspaper seller.
Aluminum can collector/ salesman.
Copper plumbing and wire reseller.
Car battery recycler.
Methane recovery and sales.
Blood plasma vendor.
Organ harvester....
 
movie theater worker. its an easy job and depending on the theater you can slack and do HW
This. Movie theater is solid. Plus they let you get discounts and give you movie posters if thats a thing you’re into
 
Hitman.
Janitor at a porn peepshow.
Methane recovery and sales.
Blood plasma vendor.
Organ harvester....
Things must’ve been crazy back in your days
 
Things must’ve been crazy back in your days
I still do the aluminum and copper recovery thangs. Just not as much as before. It's a popular gig.
Some dudes do scrap iron! Lol.
 
I still do the aluminum and copper recovery thangs. Just not as much as before. It's a popular gig.
Yeah, and being a hitman too, right?
 
Night cashier
 
Yeah, and being a hitman too, right?
Out west (in America) they are also called, varminters or just cowboys. Where you kill whatever is fucking with the livestock. All ranchers carry and deal with it as it happens. But sometimes there are too many varmints. Some times its a pack of domestic stray dogs that pack-up and kill calves or chickens.

I had plenty of jobs that offered free rent inside barns to provide protection for the livestock within. Usually a rifle and ammo is included in the job. But not always. Sometimes they will sell you a cheap gun, then buy it back at the end of the season... So yeah. Hitman.
 
Out west (in America) they are also called, varminters or just cowboys. Where you kill whatever is fucking with the livestock. All ranchers carry and deal with it as it happens. But sometimes there are too many varmints. Some times its a pack of domestic stray dogs that pack-up and kill calves or chickens.

I had plenty of jobs that offered free rent inside barns to provide protection for the livestock within. Usually a rifle and ammo is included in the job. But not always. Sometimes they will sell you a cheap gun, then buy it back at the end of the season... So yeah. Hitman.
Oh, I thought you meant like straight up assassin.
 
...

But actually, my original comment \/ was meant to be a joke. But whatever. Take the shit srs bro.
Hitman.
Janitor at a porn peepshow.
Corner drug vendor.
Repomans apprentice.
Stolen newspaper seller.
Aluminum can collector/ salesman.
Copper plumbing and wire reseller.
Car battery recycler.
Methane recovery and sales.
Blood plasma vendor.
Organ harvester....
Oh, I thought you meant like straight up assassin.
See above comment. Not all of it was real. Just silly.

But imagine being a poor old hungry feral dog thinking he's got a easy meal... Then bam! Ded is ded.
 
a job where you can work from home
 
This. Movie theater is solid. Plus they let you get discounts and give you movie posters if thats a thing you’re into
the cinema I worked at let you go in for free + free popcorn and soda
 
a job where you can work from home

That’s likely the best option, eventually. International import/export out of your room and basement for starters, after saving hard earned monies after wage slaving for a boss. That’s just how it goes. Not difficult to form a corporation or LLC. Doing “mailorder” out of any dwelling doesn’t violate code restrictions unless selling locally, but who needs that when you have most of the world to sell to.
 
OP you're a UKcel so the options will be VERY limited.

You don't want to work behind a counter so that eliminates a large amount of jobs.

Consider working as a Customer assistant at a shopping chain or as a Warehouse store clerk?
 
This. Movie theater is solid. Plus they let you get discounts and give you movie posters if thats a thing you’re into
Wdym movie theatre. What do u specifically actually do there
 

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