It's Over Any experienced wizards here?

[Deleted member 13256]

I became a wizard a few months ago but I'm not sure how to activate my powers. I stored mana for two weeks with no fap and I tried casting elemental magic, telekinesis, teleportation, telecommunication, I tried summoning a succubus... I don't know what to do. Do I need a wand or something? A staff? I thought those things were just in the movies. It wasn't just a meme that you turn in to a wizard when you reach 30 as a virgin right?

 

[wasted12years]

I am a wizard disciple. I have less than three years left before i can cast dangerous elemental spells and eliminate demon foids.

 

[Weed]

Buy a magic wand bro

 

[Deleted member 13256]

Buy a magic wand bro
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How tf can I afford that when you never ganked my lane bro?

 

[Weed]

How tf can I afford that when you never ganked my lane bro?

Just farm bro, stack ancients etc.

 

[Red Shambhala]

Wizards are hard to play in the beginning, but once you get used to it, the Social Justice Warriors don't stand a chance. (Thankfully, there aren't many Social Justice Necromancers and Social Justice Paladins around.)

 

[deepthroat]

You already got magical powers but you got it all wrong.
Your biggest power is effortlesly repelling any succubus and protecting your virginity.
Other powers are individual, it can be oneitis/crush ultimate protection, loneliness protection, telepathic chad&stacy date disruptor etc..

 

[Deleted member 13256]

You already got magical powers but you got it all wrong.
Your biggest power is effortlesly repelling any succubus and protecting your virginity.
Other powers are individual, it can be oneitis/crush ultimate protection, loneliness protection, telepathic chad&stacy date disruptor etc..

Thanks sensei. I can see I still have much to learn.

 

[Hunter]

L1, R1, Triangle, L2, Square, R3, Down, Left, Double Cross, Shake, R2, Circle

 

[khafail]

you better be joking OP. I'll be damned if I reach 30 and my wizard powers remain locked

 

[Anger]

Just level up intelligence bro

 

[Deleted member 13256]

L1, R1, Triangle, L2, Square, R3, Down, Left, Double Cross, Shake, R2, Circle

That just unlocked big head mode.

you better be joking OP. I'll be damned if I reach 30 and my wizard powers remain locked

I think I might have electric affinity since every time I pass a street light if flickers. I'll try sticking a fork in an outlet.

Just level up intelligence bro

Maybe IQ is too low...

 

[khafail]

I think I might have electric affinity since every time I pass a street light if flickers. I'll try sticking a fork in an outlet.

It's well worth the risk I'd say

And thanks for the fix...my stupid ass said "unlocked" kek.

 

[Ignas]

It's 0ver for wizardcels

 

[Anger]

You need to get the big hat logan staff

 

[Sadist]

Are you sure you have enough lands?

 

[FaceandHFD]

Probably not KHHV. You need the full arsenal for it

 

[TheSlippwrySeal]

It's 0ver for wizardcels

 

[Dungcel]

You need a catalyst man, it doesn't just work like that

 

[RichCel]

LP, LP, forward, LK, HP.

 

[bakadesu]

just do the wizard quest line which unlocks at age 30 ( so ive heard )

 

[Luxity]

you better be joking OP. I'll be damned if I reach 30 and my wizard powers remain locked

 

[blackcel]

It is cause your dick touched a vagina on the way out of your mother. Only way you can get magic powers is if you are a C-section.

 

[Deleted member 11138]

A wizard shall be cut OFF from among the people. Go to HELL demon.

 

[Deleted member 13256]

just do the wizard quest line which unlocks at age 30 ( so ive heard )

I didn't get any mission updates. This is all I have.