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Serious Any Escortcels who still lives with family?

Urekkim

Urekkim

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How did u do it?
 
Just say you are going clubbing or something to go out of the house you low IQ ricecel
 
LMAO I just told them I was going "out"

To this day they probably thought I was going on dates. JFL.

Ironically once I had my own place I stopped escortcelling. :dafuckfeels:
 
Just say you are going clubbing or something to go out of the house you low IQ ricecel
I stay in my room 24 fucking 7. Clubbing? Jesus christ
 
Say you're going to the a bible study.

Actually go to one instead of going to see a prostitute!
 
Say you're going to the a bible study.

Actually go to one instead of going to see a prostitute!
Thought this was a long way of sayinf GOER (Roofmaxxing)
 
Just say you are going to the massage parlor, at least if you don't come back they can look for you in prison.
 
tell them you are going on a date.
 
Bruh, have you never heard of an incall?
 
I've done incalls all but once.

I would never let a sex worker find out where I live. The one time I did an outcall was to a hotel.
well outcalls are only to apartments and hotels bcos escorts work in the CBD. Anything outside of CBD is cheap and dirty
 
well outcalls are only to apartments and hotels bcos escorts work in the CBD. Anything outside of CBD is cheap and dirty

Then don't visit escorts outside the CBD

Hotels are the best option imo
 
Then don't visit escorts outside the CBD

Hotels are the best option imo
Too poor to afford stacy prostitute. Can only afford Asian international student
 
Too poor to afford stacy prostitute. Can only afford Asian international student

Which city?

How do you define Stacy? And how come Asian international students are cheaper?

IMO, I try to avoid sex workers who are students since I'm an undergraduate myself and don't want to risk running into someone at a conference or something...that'd be awkward.
 
Which city?

How do you define Stacy? And how come Asian international students are cheaper?

IMO, I try to avoid sex workers who are students since I'm an undergraduate myself and don't want to risk running into someone at a conference or something...that'd be awkward.
Eastern Australia. That's all I'll say to not dox. Stacy is basically petite Australian blonde chick or Mediterranean dark hair stacy. Asians are cheaper as they are usually jungle monkeys from China and Vietnam or they come illegally on a tourist visa
 
How did u do it?

Easy what they don't know can't harm them.

When I was a regular escortcel I'd just tell them I was going to the city for a walk and a Subway sandwich. I'd do that while swinging by the local pop-up Romanian Brothel in some low rent Hotel.

Or I'd get day train tickets to London and say I was visiting Museums, Foods markets, restaurants and sheit. Again I was, when I wasn't popping into some 5 star Hotel a girl was "working" out of.

I dun goofed one day when i left my browser tabs open on my PC (which I allowed my parents to use). They'd come home when i was in the shower, closed my tabs (obvious was obvious).
The next time I said "off to London" they said "Soho strip clubs and Champagne room again?" or something like that.
Me- "I don't see why not. Not like I have a girlfriend or anything".
Dad- (Stare and silence)
Mum- (Scolds me despite her being a self loathing, obese subhuman herself)

Fin.
 
Eastern Australia. That's all I'll say to not dox. Stacy is basically petite Australian blonde chick or Mediterranean dark hair stacy. Asians are cheaper as they are usually jungle monkeys from China and Vietnam or they come illegally on a tourist visa

You ever been to that legalised Brothel in Flinders Street, Melbourne, Australia?

They bring the girls out for you to either pick or reject.
 
Easy what they don't know can't harm them.

When I was a regular escortcel I'd just tell them I was going to the city for a walk and a Subway sandwich. I'd do that while swinging by the local pop-up Romanian Brothel in some low rent Hotel.

Or I'd get day train tickets to London and say I was visiting Museums, Foods markets, restaurants and sheit. Again I was, when I wasn't popping into some 5 star Hotel a girl was "working" out of.

I dun goofed one day when i left my browser tabs open on my PC (which I allowed my parents to use). They'd come home when i was in the shower, closed my tabs (obvious was obvious).
The next time I said "off to London" they said "Soho strip clubs and Champagne room again?" or something like that.
Me- "I don't see why not. Not like I have a girlfriend or anything".
Dad- (Stare and silence)
Mum- (Scolds me despite her being a self loathing, obese subhuman herself)

Fin.
imagine it being this fucking easy. Here theres no establishments ever, not even close, its all underground and every time u try for a hooker, 60% chance of getting yourself into shit since its illegal.
 
I don't see why you should have to hide it.
 
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imagine it being this fucking easy. Here theres no establishments ever, not even close, its all underground and every time u try for a hooker, 60% chance of getting yourself into shit since its illegal.

Its illegal in the UK too, hence why there are no above board Brothels like Australia.

We have adultwork.com to advertise and arrange illicit encounters through mobile phone texts.

London is a law unto itself, but due to costs of rent, price rises of public transport and "congestion charges/tolls" a lot of prostitutes and Johns have abandonded the capital.
Plus too many trannies, garlic noodle whores and niggeresses in the scene, who while they want £250 per meet, I would've fuck either if you paid me.
 
Eastern Australia. That's all I'll say to not dox. Stacy is basically petite Australian blonde chick or Mediterranean dark hair stacy. Asians are cheaper as they are usually jungle monkeys from China and Vietnam or they come illegally on a tourist visa

Ah. When you say "Asian international student" my first thought was some rich commie cunt driving around in a Porsche whose daddy owns a sweatshop in Shenzhen. South Asian migrant workers are another case entirely.

What's the going rate for a blonde Australian whore in her 20s?
 
Ah. When you say "Asian international student" my first thought was some rich commie cunt driving around in a Porsche whose daddy owns a sweatshop in Shenzhen. South Asian migrant workers are another case entirely.

What's the going rate for a blonde Australian whore in her 20s?
~700 AUD for stacy./Nah the commie cunts are loaded. They all drive like a BMW m3 or c63 amg
 
~700 AUD for stacy./Nah the commie cunts are loaded. They all drive like a BMW m3 or c63 amg

Holy shit haha is 700 AUD per hour the lower or the higher end of the market?

I was expecting the pricing to be in line with London, pricier than Berlin but cheaper than NYC.
 
Holy shit haha is 700 AUD per hour the lower or the higher end of the market?

I was expecting the pricing to be in line with London, pricier than Berlin but cheaper than NYC.
mid end. I'm sure there are real stacies. These are stacy lite.
 
That's pretty expensive for mid-end, kek. :lul: :feelshaha::ha..feels:

I'm a real sucker for mayo foids ngl
Mayo foids are the hottest. Have you eaten out an escort?
 
enjoyable?

Eh. Not...really, I guess. You don't get physically stimulated by giving oral, so any enjoyment I get is...emotional/psychological, if you know what I mean. For one particular whore, she was a tall, athletic foid, so I particularly liked the way her thighs gripped my neck.
 
Eh. Not...really, I guess. You don't get physically stimulated by giving oral, so any enjoyment I get is...emotional/psychological, if you know what I mean. For one particular whore, she was a tall, athletic foid, so I particularly liked the way her thighs gripped my neck.
Damn Chad :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad:
 
Back when i saw escots i would
1) take a day off work and see her then. That way i knew i had about 10 hours my family wouldnt be suspicious
2) say i was going to watch a movie. My parents knew i watch movies alone so its plausible
3) tell them i was going to the mall. They know im poor and window shopping is sorta fun as a poor person and you can take your sweet time plowing your slut while mommy and daddy think you are a good boy looking for early christmas presents
 
can take your sweet time plowing your slut while mommy and daddy think you are a good boy looking for early christmas presents

:feelshaha:

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