Any clubcels here who can tell me how it looks like in a club?

[allbluee]

Jfl what are you guys doing there? Like drinking a lot of alcohol and then go dancing or how? I am 0 NT, i guess i would look for a comfortable sitting spot and would just observe Chad.

Clubcels pls tell me how clubbing works, not that i want to go for it but i am just curious

 

[Gremlincel]

Anyone who has to ask about clubbing on an incel forum, should probably stay away from clubs.

 

[allbluee]

You go there, get horribly drunk till you don’t give a fuck and just dance, hang around the smoking area a bit.

how do you dance? just waving with the arms or how tf should i imagine that?

Anyone who has to ask about clubbing on an incel forum, should probably stay away from clubs.

Have you ever been in a club? :think:

 

[NEETAndTidy]

My parents made me go to an underage club when I was a kid. Dancing, talking, acting like normies, and I guess drinking and drugs at the adult ones

Shit is awful. Dont do it

 

[Gremlincel]

Have you ever been in a club? :think:

Well, no.. maybe you are right, and we should all go at least once, to experience the pain.
Maybe we'll get beaten to death by a chad gang for looking at someones girl wrong, if we are lucky.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Clubcels pls tell me how clubbing works, not that i want to go for it but i am just curious

thats a very vague question. What do you want to know?

 

[allbluee]

thats a very vague question. What do you want to know?

What are you doing there? Just dancing to the music? If not, are you talking with your friends? I mean i was at the graduation party and i could not rly talk to my friends because they all were busy talking to girls. So i ended lonely in a corner

 

[Deleted member 60]

What are you doing there? Just dancing to the music? If not, are you talking with your friends?

I get really drunk, dance, and talk to ppl. I would never go to a party sober.

I mean i was at the graduation party and i could not rly talk to my friends because they all were busy talking to girls. So i ended lonely in a corner

lol yeah you don't wanna isolate yourself or it's just suifuel. I was like that when I first started. I think it takes practice to feel comfortable in the environment. I mostly go out alone now bc I don't really have a social circle.

 

[allbluee]

I get really drunk, dance, and talk to ppl. I would never go to a party sober.

lol yeah you don't wanna isolate yourself or it's just suifuel. I was like that when I first started. I think it takes practice to feel comfortable in the environment. I mostly go out alone now bc I don't really have a social circle.

> I mostly go out alone now bc I don't really have a social circle.

Going out alone? Dont you get bored. Do you have somr cool conversations with girls even if they dont want to fuck

 

[acnescarcel]

american clubs= pay at least 20 dollars to get in after waiting in line for an hour one place i went to was 40, then listen to shitty techno/top of the pops music, everyones dancing like fucking morons and bobbing their heads like its the first time they heard kendrick lamar, a bottle of vodka you could buy at a liquor store for 20 dollars is being sold for 100s maybe 1000, to sit down you need to be VIP which is another few 100-1000. all the girls are wearing dresses that almost cover their ass with high heels. all the guys are roided out with fauxhawks and a dress shirt with the top buttons undone so you can see their chest. all and all want to kill myself/10. bars are way better. clubs are fucking rip offs for guys. girls sometimes don't have to pay to get in and can just use guys inside to get alcohol/sit in the vip section.

 

[SSpaghetti]

Clubs are shit, full of slutty girls that cause trouble, everyone takes thier side... I remember once some girl tried to tip my drink over me, but i grabbed the glass before she could, ended up twisting my arm in the end to pour it out, they she got some lads to jump infront of her... fucking white knights, if I had decided not to give her a pussy pass the bouncers, tyrone and chad would of beaten me along with 90% of the club...

Seriously, other than that, they play the same shit, gay ass RnB and nigger music, they are overpriced for drinks, and alot of places charge you to get in, make you pay to hang your coat up (they force you) and enact a fucking clothing policy of what you can and cannot wear....

The only good thing about clubs is cocaine....

I reccomend staying in a bar or a pub, cheaper drinks, less staceys thinking thier shit and no whiteknights

 

[Deleted member 2119]

It's retarded ans I don't recommend it

 

[SSpaghetti]

Clubs are shit, full of slutty girls that cause trouble, everyone takes thier side... I remember once some girl tried to tip my drink over me, but i grabbed the glass before she could, ended up twisting my arm in the end to pour it out, they she got some lads to jump infront of her... fucking white knights, if I had decided not to give her a pussy pass the bouncers, tyrone and chad would of beaten me along with 90% of the club...

Seriously, other than that, they play the same shit, gay ass RnB and nigger music, they are overpriced for drinks, and alot of places charge you to get in, make you pay to hang your coat up (they force you) and enact a fucking clothing policy of what you can and cannot wear....

The only good thing about clubs is cocaine....

I reccomend staying in a bar or a pub, cheaper drinks, less staceys thinking thier shit and no whiteknights

EDIT: Take the piss out of me if you wan't but i prefer staying up the old miners working mans club in my area (yeah thats literally all that is left of my towns mining days) You can be as politically incorrect as you want in there, same dudes go up there, so u bond with them and know whos who, drinks are reasonable... and you know they wont play shit music... plus unlike clubs were all the douchebags are asking for vodka and cocktails 24/7 everyone drinks beer, plus the lack of people means you get served alot quicker... only downside is they have last orders at 23:15... but I know the head barstaff and sometimes he will stay there untill 0:00 for me and also forget the 23:15 last orders drinks and let me order them well past that time

 

[rockwell1488]

Clubs? LUL! I go to pubs and I only go to the quiet ones. The lighting at clubs makes my autism flare up, causing me to flip out and go mental. I'm just kidding about that last part, kek.

 

[Deleted member 60]

> I mostly go out alone now bc I don't really have a social circle.

Going out alone? Dont you get bored. Do you have somr cool conversations with girls even if they dont want to fuck

I've had both really good and bad experiences. The best times were surprisingly when I went out solo. It's not really a place for conversation because the music is very loud and everyone is usually drunk af. But yes, I've been approached by girls and met some cool people in the past. I think the most important thing is to go when you're in a good mood and don't set any expectations. Like I make it my goal to just enjoy the music, alcohol, and atmosphere now. I left feeling horrible anytime I went with the intention of hooking up. This sounds like normie advice but if you're having a good time, people will probably approach you.

Some other tips:

• Choose clubs/events with a younger crowd and a higher turnout. Older people are low energy, unfriendly, and usually cause trouble. College parties are ideal.
• Choose somewhere that plays the music you like
• Check if the club has a dress code and follow it.
• Most clubs will charge a cover for guys. Prices will vary obviously.
• Idk what the weather is like where you live. But some venues will have a coat check where you pay a couple dollars and they hold onto your jacket for the night.
• Never show up early. Worst thing is to show up when the club is almost empty. I usually go at least 1 hour late unless it's a special event (e.g. Halloween, NYE). Or I'll wait it out in the parking lot. If there's a big lineup outside, you're good to go.
• Get wasted. It's good to pregame if possible.
• Don't stand in the corner or on the sidelines. You're actually drawing more negative attention to yourself. I usually chill near the bar until I'm buzzed. Then I move closer to the dancefloor. Eventually, you'll start dancing if the vibes are good. You shouldn't have to force it IMO
• At most clubs you have to pay to sit down. Always assume seats are reserved for bottle service unless told otherwise.
• Don't buy girls drinks
• Don't carry more cash than you need. Sometimes niggers rob people

@_incelinside too.

 

[Newbite]

Fakecels everywhere

 

[Weirdcel]

No money
Alcohol doesnt lower my inhibition
Cant dance
Manlet

Clubs sound like hell for a sub8 male tbhtbh.

 

[_incelinside]

I've had both really good and bad experiences. The best times were surprisingly when I went out solo. It's not really a place for conversation because the music is very loud and everyone is usually drunk af. But yes, I've been approached by girls and met some cool people in the past. I think the most important thing is to go when you're in a good mood and don't set any expectations. Like I make it my goal to just enjoy the music, alcohol, and atmosphere now. I left feeling horrible anytime I went with the intention of hooking up. This sounds like normie advice but if you're having a good time, people will probably approach you.

Some other tips:

• Choose clubs/events with a younger crowd and a higher turnout. Older people are low energy, unfriendly, and usually cause trouble. College parties are ideal.
• Choose somewhere that plays the music you like
• Check if the club has a dress code and follow it.
• Most clubs will charge a cover for guys. Prices will vary obviously.
• Idk what the weather is like where you live. But some venues will have a coat check where you pay a couple dollars and they hold onto your jacket for the night.
• Never show up early. Worst thing is to show up when the club is almost empty. I usually go at least 1 hour late unless it's a special event (e.g. Halloween, NYE). Or I'll wait it out in the parking lot. If there's a big lineup outside, you're good to go.
• Get wasted. It's good to pregame if possible.
• Don't stand in the corner or on the sidelines. You're actually drawing more negative attention to yourself. I usually chill near the bar until I'm buzzed. Then I move closer to the dancefloor. Eventually, you'll start dancing if the vibes are good. You shouldn't have to force it IMO
• At most clubs you have to pay to sit down. Always assume seats are reserved for bottle service unless told otherwise.
• Don't buy girls drinks
• Don't carry more cash than you need. Sometimes niggers rob people

@_incelinside too.

Damn. Well I don't get approached by women kek but sounds about right.

It is sufficient to say that height matters most when running club game and clubs are a depressing place as a manlet due to the constant heightmogging by girls in 6 inch heels etc. Even being 6ft may not be enough to run club game as standards are getting higher and Chads are getting taller.

So I thought of an alternative, kangaroo game. The only place I can see this being socially acceptable is at fancy dress themed clubs but here is the idea. I go to a fancy dress club (preferrably an animal themed one or something) dressed up as a kangaroo and just jump as much as I can. I can easily heightmog the entire club when reaching maximum height during my jumps which should work in my favour.

People in nightclubs do jump to music anyway so it won’t be seen as too eccentric. However I will need to occupy open spaces so I have more room for manoeuvre but I need to still be visible. This plan may be a problem if the club is really crowded.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Damn. Well I don't get approached by women kek but sounds about right.

It is sufficient to say that height matters most when running club game and clubs are a depressing place as a manlet due to the constant heightmogging by girls in 6 inch heels etc. Even being 6ft may not be enough to run club game as standards are getting higher and Chads are getting taller.

So I thought of an alternative, kangaroo game. The only place I can see this being socially acceptable is at fancy dress themed clubs but here is the idea. I go to a fancy dress club (preferrably an animal themed one or something) dressed up as a kangaroo and just jump as much as I can. I can easily heightmog the entire club when reaching maximum height during my jumps which should work in my favour.

People in nightclubs do jump to music anyway so it won’t be seen as too eccentric. However I will need to occupy open spaces so I have more room for manoeuvre but I need to still be visible. This plan may be a problem if the club is really crowded.

oh I assumed you haven't been before. Yes, it's brutal for manlets ngl, but you can compensate with face or frame. I've seen a few pretty boy faggots slay. Also good advice, kangaroo game is legit.

 

[TheLivingFailure]

It's retarded ans I don't recommend it

Have you been to one before?

 

[EthnicelNL]

Clubbing is fucking retarded if your not Chad. 90% are desperate cucks who try to run PUA game and fail.miserably.

 

[LebaneseCel]

Clubbing is fucking retarded if your not Chad. 90% are desperate cucks who try to run PUA game and fail.miserably.

This. Joining any kind of normalfag activity as an ugly male will get you ridiculed anyway.

 

[theoldnick]

It's terrible
I've been to clubs 4 times in 33years

I feel out of place
I look awkward and gay when I dance (legit)
I feel like I repulse people there with my vibe
I don't belong

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Have you been to one before?

Unfortunately yes

 

[LastEvolutionCell]

I have beens lots of times to clubs, with my normie friends. First time was pure hell I hated my life for a week, 2nd..3...4 were still bad. First times I didn't dance I was so nervous I just stand there like a rock looking at people, now Im used to it and start doing weird dance movements, i mean my inhibition went down. You get used to it, I don't go to clubs for fun I go because getting drunk is the best cope. But if you are not drunk enought it can easily turn into suicide fuel when you see girls trying to get the attention of your friends.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

When you can't dance and are high inhib it's a horrible experience. You do sit in a quiet corner observing Chads. You want to go to the toilet often and artificially stay longer without it seeming too suspicious, just like during recess at HS.

 

[guerillahubris]

dark, loud and horrible. some many dudes that mog you everywhere as well. 90% of guys look like they get nothing out of it while the rest are chads

 

[SSpaghetti]

I also forgot to mention, some clubs, in the toilets... you get harrased by niggers trying to sell you a service of washing your hands and spraying you with cheap fragrence/cologne.... its annoying, i go for a piss and I want to wash my hands but these niggers wont let you without a tip, so most likley tell them im broke, and just walk out... if anyone ask, your friend is buying you drinks....

On occasion I have tipped (like e.g. when i went to bars in ibiza, and you can give even 1 euro and there fine) clubs here the blacks go apeship when you tip less than £3 or £4 +

Another bad thing is when the DJ 'does requests' half the time the DJ will be a dick to you and not play what you want or use the excuse 'I havn't got that one' but if a stacey or even a tracey go and ask.... almost 99% guaranteed they will play that song for them...

DJ's are scum

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

used to go when i was bluepilled, but honestly u dont even need to go to know what its like if you have some sort of sense of how life plays its self out

ill tldr/ summarize it for you

Clubs are filled with chads and staceys, chad can do whatever the fuck he wants, he can make a complete fool of himself but hes attractive so stacey will still want to be fucked by his huge 10 inch dick later on.

Later on, when all of the chads have selected their staceys and are currently fucking, you might have some normies and landwhales left. The landwhales vaginas will be wet af, if they arent acting like they are dancing around they are looking for a normie male to get their disgusting fat rolls run through by a normies long dick.

If there are any incels in the club, for the whole night they will be getting drunk while watching degeneracy, and while doing that being secretly laughed at by any femoids and males for even thinking about going into a place that is ONLY FOR AVERAGE OR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE