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Do you casinomaxx? If you do, what type of machine or tables?


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Do you casinomaxx? If you do, what type of machine or tables?
 
Gambling is for retards that don't understand odds
 
Gambling is for retards that don't understand odds
it's a drug so it's easy for people to get addicted ig. but if I liked the game that much, i'd just use fake play money or play no money casino machines.
 
Slot machines. Every night. Most people call me crazy but I make a profit more than I lose.
 
Fortune is not on my side. :cryfeels:
 
@kay' come here you fucking gambler
ik you'd visit the casino every day if it was legal in your sandnigger country
 
@kay' come here you fucking gambler
ik you'd visit the casino every day if it was legal in your sandnigger country
It is legal. Ive played slots machine before when i wasnt dead. Its not that much of a good cope tbh.

Kinda similiar to videogames except with more waste of money.

I did meet a milf who sat beside me one timr. That was fun.
 
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I play poker at casinos sometimes.
 
@VλREN He is top vegas gambler, mogged Stephen Paddock in the strip tbh.
 
It is legal. Ive played slots machine before when i wasnt dead. Its not that much of a good cope tbh.

Kinda similiar to videogames except with more waste of money.

I did meet a milf who sat beside me one timr. That was fun.
i thot u niggas hated gambling cause it was against pisslam law
 
Lmao fucking how
Play small to win big (Prime the pump). Put a dollar in you may get 20 dollars back. Life is a gamble and I am willing to take the risk, I have nothing to lose anyway besides my ego.
 
Play small to win big (Prime the pump). Put a dollar in you may get 20 dollars back. Life is a gamble and I am willing to take the risk, I have nothing to lose anyway besides my ego.
I would just feel really bad if I lost money since I don't have much
 
Slot machines. Every night. Most people call me crazy but I make a profit more than I lose.
No, you don't. It's possible, but highly improbable.
 
Tried a slot machine one time. It’s literally just pressing one button over and over.

I did meet a milf who sat beside me one timr. That was fun.
:ha..feels:
 
No, you don't. It's possible, but highly improbable.
Winners never quit and quitters never win. The odds may be against me but I am one of the few who win. Hey, it's better than putting your money in some jewish bank and getting a measly 5% interest a year when you can make that much with gambling in a minute.
 
Winners never quit and quitters never win. The odds may be against me but I am one of the few who win. Hey, it's better than putting your money in some jewish bank and getting a measly 5% interest a year when you can make that much with gambling in a minute.
Do you understand how probability and statistics work?
 
Yes and I never said I won all the time, did I? You can win 200% of your money or lose 100% of it.
But you lose some small percentage in theory with every bet. Play long enough and the theory becomes practice when you realize your negative equity eventually, not to mention the short-term variance with streaks.

Casinos sell hopes and dreams, and desperate, sometimes stupid, people pay for it - often dearly.
 
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"Fortune favors the bold"

I used to play cards in casinos that only used one deck. Did ok.
I only played poker online (no real money), and larped as Le Chiffre.

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But you lose some small percentage in theory with every bet. Play long enough and the theory becomes practice when you realize your negative equity eventually, not to mention the short-term variance with streaks.

Casinos sell hopes and dreams, and desperate, sometimes stupid, people pay for it - often dearly.
Most stupid people quit before they win it big. Become dedicated enough and you will have a good enough foundation to pay off some mortgages and build. Even some old timers are there for the grind. Dirty bills go into the slot machine, clean ones come out.
 
Yes and I never said I won all the time, did I? You can win 200% of your money or lose 100% of it.
But you lose some small percentage in theory with every bet. Play long enough and the theory becomes practice when you realize your negative equity eventually, not to mention the short-term variance with streaks.

Casinos sell hopes and dreams, and desperate, sometimes stupid, people pay for it - often dearly.
both blasphemous tbh, the rule is if you're jewish then you win all the money, if you're goy, then you lose everything.
 
both blasphemous tbh, the rule is if you're jewish then you win all the money, if you're goy, then you lose everything.
Correct. It may be rigged with jewish intent but I'm a whole other beast.
 
Most stupid people quit before they win it big. Become dedicated enough and you will have a good enough foundation to pay off some mortgages and build. Even some old timers are there for the grind. Dirty bills go into the slot machine, clean ones come out.
I'm very sorry about your IQ.
 
I didn't choose to be smart. It chose me.
OK, here's a simple game. Roll one fair die. You pick any random number. If your number lands, you win 4x your money.

Would you play this game?
 
OK, here's a simple game. Roll one fair die. You pick any random number. If your number lands, you win 4x your money.

Would you play this game?
Yes I would. It's gambling so you'd have to play it once in your entire life for the law of averages to play in your favor. And the odds of winning are 1/6. Odds are just numbers and this is no different.
 
I don’t want to test my horrible truecel tier luck. The house always wins in the end anyway
 
Yes I would. It's gambling so you'd have to play it once in your entire life for the law of averages to play in your favor. And the odds of winning are 1/6. Odds are just numbers and this is no different.
That's not how the law of averages works. You don't understand.
 
I rarely gamble because then I don't have enough money for alcohol
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I lost 105$ on slot machines

Am kinda of a big deal in Vegas
 
Ahhh yess let me get addicted to putting myself in even a more shitty situation (debt) than i already am lmao
 
@Enigmaz This is for you.

 
if you aren’t counting cards gambling makes no sense
 
I play poker and texas hold em every blue moon, just a cuppa hunnred once in a while I does
 

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