Any at home remedies to fix fucked up nose?

[SubhumanGamer]

My nose has break to the right and it looks really ugly, can I fix that at home or is it going to be plastic surgery?

(Top down view of head)

 

[Evil Pigeonn]

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[SubhumanGamer]

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Ik it makes me want to rope most days

 

[JucheApologist]

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+ It's over, my nose is crooked at the top and nothing fixes it. Your best bet is trying to reinjure it to correct itself but who knows if that would work

 

[HONKLER BANDICOON]

My nose looks like this because when I was 15 I punched my nose to try and get it looking crooked because I thought I would look dark triad and masculine, as if I have seen many street fights

 

[SubhumanGamer]

My nose looks like this

I got a 6 pound history book thrown at my face :/ I wish I didn't because it just adds to the natural asymmetrical face alignment

 

[SubhumanGamer]

+ It's over, my nose is crooked at the top and nothing fixes it. Your best bet is trying to reinjure it to correct itself but who knows if that would work

I was thinking of sandwiching my nose between 2 bricks and dropping another on top of the stack, might be too stupid to actually work.