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Venting Another nurse caressed my balls today.

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She was an old lady and I still had a throbbing erection.

WHY DO ALL OLD MEN GET ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION EXCEPT ME

Dear Allah please give me testicle cancer
 
...are you OK? Do you need someone to talk to?
 
two young doctors touched my balls but i was too nervous to get a boner tbh
 
She was an old lady and I still had a throbbing erection.

WHY DO ALL OLD MEN GET ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION EXCEPT ME

Dear Allah please give me testicle cancer
Kek, what was her reaction?
 
You're not that old? You can take some meds to lower libido and such. Try fapping more to fucked up porn to desentisize yourself.
 
They get that all the time. Kek.
 
Uncomfortable things like that, getting erections. Nothing to be embarrassed about.
Since you are a doctorcel, you are probably used to all kinds of different things.

Meh, it must be at least somewhat embarassing for a patient, luckily have never had one (erection, that is).
 
What you at the nurse for brah?

What you doing in a hospital
 
I always have the will power to not pop a boner, and the fact that the doctor is an old hag harpy helps. For some reason I get cramps when I get my crotch area checked out.
 
Since when does therapy include physical contact, not to mention ball caressing wtf?
Every mental health place I've gone to checks your health and drug tests you.

I'm old enough so I get prostate tests, that's the ball caressing.
 
Every mental health place I've gone to checks your health and drug tests you.

I'm old enough so I get prostate tests, that's the ball caressing.
Oh, testicular cancer probably (prostate test would be in your prostate, no?).
 
I've had a few prostate exams by 8+/10 stacies.
 
[QUOTE="Weirdcel, post: 703664, member: 3122"


Degrading as fuck tbh tbh[/QUOTE]
i had to due it, and it happened to be stacy every time
 
I had a hot curry doctor do my physical before. When I unbuckled my pants the room filled with stench. Good times.
 
two young doctors touched my balls but i was too nervous to get a boner tbh

Lucky mofo. I've only had to take my shirt off infront of a female doctor. That's the closest sexual action I've got. And it didn't matter because I'm insecure about my chest.
 
Oh, testicular cancer probably (prostate test would be in your prostate, no?).
prostate tests arent fun, especially getting it by a male doctor kek
 
Lol, hell no. Prostate exams are the only ocasion where i let someone near my ass.
What if Stacey wanted to give you the o'l licky licky in your sticky sticky?
 
What if Stacey wanted to give you the o'l licky licky in your sticky sticky?
Nah, i don´t see the appeal of it. I love to eat ass, but i don´t want anyone to touch mine.
 
Nah, i don´t see the appeal of it. I love to eat ass, but i don´t want anyone to touch mine.
but Staaaacey? if we incels got a chance we'd do whatever Stacey wanted
 
Kek, what was her reaction?
Seriously how can someone post this and not state the reaction of the woman

prostate tests arent fun, especially getting it by a male doctor kek
I'd actually prefer it being a man, it being a woman would be suifuel, imagine the irony of being penetrated by the sex that you want to penetrate (female) but you're never allowed to. That would truly fuck with me, might kill her in the room at that moment.
 
I'd actually prefer it being a man, it being a woman would be suifuel, imagine the irony of being penetrated by the sex that you want to penetrate (female) but you're never allowed to. That would truly fuck with me, might kill her in the room at that moment.
true, but eh to each their own
 
true, but eh to each their own
If its a man i'd actually respect his medical knowledge, so it would feel to me just like a "routine inspection", now if its a woman its not going to feel like that, not only is she going to see I have 5 inches but she's going to penetrate me in ways that I should be doing to her. Its almost like reality trolling you, can't do it, but yeah to each their own, never got an exam like that before though, I really don't see the point.

After you get the exam, if you prostate is defective, what will they instruct you to do to get it back to being healthy?

If you are already aware of those instructions why not just start now and avoid having someone stick a finger in your ass?
 
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If its a man /i'd actually respect his medical knowledge, so it would feel to me just like a "routine inspection", now if its a woman its not going to feel like that, not only is she going to see I have 5 inches but she's going to penetrate me in ways that I should be doing to her. Its almost like reality trolling you, can't do it, but yeah to each their own, never got an exam like that before though, I really don't see the point.

After you get the exam, if you prostate is defective, what will they instruct you to do to get it back to being healthy?

If you are already aware of those instructions why not just start now and avoid having someone stick a finger in your ass?
im not old enough for a regular prostate exam, i just had to get one done because there was something wrong with my dick
 
Had a decent looking doctor cup my balls during a physical. Unfortunately everything was such a blur I didn't get a chance to realize what happened until after the exam
 

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