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Another gem from IT: How to NOT be incel! So simple, why didn't I think of it?

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Yesiree all you have to do is meditate, hit the gym, read books, careermaxx, buy new clothes, no fap, socialise and hold frame AND YOU TOO can get the girl that you want to attract!

:soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:

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I love how they posted pictures of Chads on:

-Improving your Style and Grooming

-Working hard on your school and career

-Reaching a point where you're happy and secure on your own and women can sense it


IT is truly retarded low IQ
 
How to cope so life comes crashing down later
 
It didn't work!
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Their advice only works for white men.
 
only works if you have normie tier looks
 
> exercising multiple times per week

@PotatoTomato
 
just have Chad-tier looks theory
 
Damn, how did I not think of that before?
 
Nah that's way too much work ded srs, i rather keep complaining about foids online, it's way more fun.
 
overall vibe

just lol at this "vibe" stuff

he has good vibes teehee (the vibes emanating from his mandible)
 
Ended up looking like this.

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I'm gonna print that up and put it on my refrigerator! Lifefuel for sure!
 
Normies dont work nowhere near as hard to find a mate.
 
More and more men are learning about the blackpill so they are losing.
 
Holy shit it worked, now I got a landwhale wife with 1 niglet and 1 chad lovechild
 
"just go out an socialise bro"

this advice gets me the most. if you have no social circle in the first place, how exactly are you supposed to socialise? just go out into the street and bother strangers? enjoy becoming the local crazy person because nobody likes that shit. go to the club? also a terrible idea, assuming they'll even let you in on your own (which the bouncer almost certainly wont if you'ren ot attractive) once you're in its you standing on your todd in a room with music so loud you can't hear what anyones saying, amazing social experience right there.

I legitimately want to punch the people who write shit like this, they're fucking thickos.

This is the main issue I have. Once you are past high school or maybe college age, it becomes impossible to socialize unless you have a previously constructed circle.
jfl @ thinking that would attract foids

Yeah having “interests” outside of sports or cat videos online gets you the autistic nerd label
 
Just be a tall chad bro

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just read a book and wear your sisters jeans bro
 
"just go out an socialise bro"

this advice gets me the most. if you have no social circle in the first place, how exactly are you supposed to socialise? just go out into the street and bother strangers? enjoy becoming the local crazy person because nobody likes that shit. go to the club? also a terrible idea, assuming they'll even let you in on your own (which the bouncer almost certainly wont if you'ren ot attractive) once you're in its you standing on your todd in a room with music so loud you can't hear what anyones saying, amazing social experience right there.

I legitimately want to punch the people who write shit like this, they're fucking thickos.
Exactly.

I remember these hypocrites attacking me for doing just that.
 
Kind of weird how the vast majority of people that suggest exercise hardly ever do it themselves.
Look at the average American normalfag over the age of 21. They're usually fat and disgusting.
 
While foids dont have to do anything
 
While foids dont have to do anything

Well you see, you want to become the person that you want to attract! I mean, it's not like most foids don't do shit other than suck dick

:soy::soy::soy:
 
How to get a gf: Be a stock-photo model.

Seriously, I do all these except for meditating and I'm not life-secured yet. And that' far more than normies do.
 
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Yesiree all you have to do is meditate, hit the gym, read books, careermaxx, buy new clothes, no fap, socialise and hold frame AND YOU TOO can get the girl that you want to attract!

:soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:

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So, looxmax + socialmaxx + some nonsense
 
And they all look like Chads, JFL.
 
Mental health, fuck you cucktears, you can't undo a lifetime of dysfunction and dejection, especially not as an ugly male, and especially not when the mental health industry is the self-serving virtue-signaling pill-pushing racket it is now.

As if we don't have enough gymcels here jfl. By the time you've gotten anything even halfway resembling Chad's body, the only thing you'll be able to talk about is protein powder. You have to hammer the gym to oblivion just to escape skinnyfat mode when you have incel genetics.

What if people within a hundred-mile radius who find my interests interesting are so rare, I could count them on one hand? What if my range of interests is so narrow, they're all I could ever talk about? What if no topics interest me? Stop dousing your brain with soy so you can use it for once.

Yeah, tell that to the guy who can't even get hired for blue collar work jfl. The economy blows. There are so many guys who are in the catch-22 situation where they can't get work because they don't have job experience because they can't get work. I thought you were against classism, cucktears. Why so little regard for the lumpenproletariat?

Style and grooming, yeah okay, how should I style my thinning hair that's been receding since before I could vote? Do you want me to braid my pubic hair? Tie bows on my eyelashes? Jfl at you.

So you want me to give up porn, do you? Give myself blueballs? Okay, then will you cut me slack when I start acting thirsty and desperate around females? No? Okay, then fuck off.

Push myself outside my comfort zone to improve my social skills? Sure! I'll go to the park and ask strangers about their day! No? Too creepy? Okay, then I'll take some vocational courses and chat with the other students. No? I shouldn't bother people when they're trying to learn a trade? Fine. How about going to community colle- oh, wait, all the courses are full, and I'd still be bothering people who are trying to learn anyway. Fuck off cucktears.

Reaching a point where I'm what? Happy and secure on my own? And women can sense it? Wow, it's mind-reading! Magic! I'm getting a plane ride to Britain right now so I can pay Hogwarts a visit.

Brainless soy-addict human trash get the fuck off my computer screen.
 
They'll never look like that "reaching point".
 
If i do these, will my recessed mandible grow forward
 
Lol at the people they used in the pictures! All fucking good looking! Are they trying to be ironic with this shit? Wtf is wrong with these people?
 
every single one of those is fake and gay

and the final panel says it all

just become perfect and wait until a woman decides to ruin your life, wait to be picked like a cuck, do NOT approach and do NOT select women

cuck firmware update 30.0.1
 
fucking cucks just lol they cant make meme
 

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