An urge to shit keeps waking me up, solutions?

[Sadist]

Every morning I wake up before my alarm cause I feel I'm a bout to shit myself or like I already did (I haven't tho thankfully). Its either that or the feeling that I pissed my self. I literally wake up having to clench my ass cause I feel the shit might come out. Like is there anyway to not have this problem? I tried taking a shit before I go to sleep but nothing comes out. I feel I might shit myself in bed, I seriously need a solutions ASAP!!! (asking for a friend btw)

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

well what worked for me to NOT shit on myself / was imodium(anti- diarrhea)you wont be shitting for a couple hours but if you eat enough fiber it will override it. great for times when you cant use the bathroom for some reason.

 

[Indari]

stick a shotgun up your ass as far as it will go and pull the trigger. it will take care of your shitting problems guaranteed

 

[Sadist]

stick a shotgun up your ass as far as it will go and pull the trigger. it will take care of your shitting problems guaranteed

Fuck you it just worsened the problem :rage: Now I have a gaped asshole and the shit is leaking everywhere

 

[Sadist]

well what worked for me to NOT shit on myself / was imodium(anti- diarrhea)you wont be shitting for a couple hours but if you eat enough fiber it will override it. great for times when you cant use the bathroom for some reason.

Now that you bring up fiber I think it might have to do with it tbh. I have been eating a shit ton of salad recently and that could be it.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

stick a shotgun up your ass as far as it will go and pull the trigger. it will take care of your shitting problems guaranteed

the shit will turn to blood and guts

 

[Indari]

Fuck you it just worsened the problem :rage: Now I have a gaped asshole and the shit is leaking everywhere

u were not supposed to survive u fuked up

 

[Sadist]

u were not supposed to survive u fuked up

I accidentally yawned so the bullets just flew right out, sorry.

 

[Ritalincel]

Fecel?

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

enema NOW

 

[Deleted member 3291]

stick a shotgun up your ass as far as it will go and pull the trigger. it will take care of your shitting problems guaranteed

this way seems more reliable

 

[Ritalincel]

this way seems more reliable

Truth.

 

[_incelinside]

Bucket beside your bed

 

[Deleted member 1224]

It might be a panik attack or it has another physiological issue

Do not look for medical advice on the internet

 

[deadman123]

Have you've been watching too much gay porn lately?

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Probably stop eating so much, used to have the same thing when I was a fat phuck