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News Amber Heard is caught on surveillance tape cuddling up to Elon Musk in Johnny Depp's private penthouse elevator

Vile whore. See my thread for life-fuel
 
Usually I'd be inclined to say fuck this, although personally I'm willing to make an exception for Elon he can do whatever the fuck he wants tbh.
 
Imagine Johnny Depp getting cucked

No one is safe
 
I hope she gets fucked in court
 
Usually I'd be inclined to say fuck this, although personally I'm willing to make an exception for Elon he can do whatever the fuck he wants tbh.
He should be ERed for engaging in adultery
 
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why would johnny ever be abused by this thing?
 
everywhere i go i see the same HOEEEEE :feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha:
 
johnny depp is a cuck jfl at letting a hole abuse u
 
I see a 3 holed toilet with blonde hair.
 
Imagine Johnny Depp getting cucked

No one is safe

Johnny Depp was slightly ethnic looking due to his Jack Sparrow failo effect.
His blues band was fucking garbage too.

Elon is a tall and fully white surgerymaxxed slayer.

Johnny Depp should just replace that toilet with a fresh out of high school fuck hole.
 
Johnny Depp was slightly ethnic looking due to his Jack Sparrow failo effect.
His blues band was fucking garbage too.

Elon is a tall and fully white surgerymaxxed slayer.

Johnny Depp should just replace that toilet with a fresh out of high school fuck hole.
Cope. Every foid wanted to hop on Jack Sparrows scurvy ridden dick back in the day. Elon is literally a catgirl loving African incel.
 
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Elon musk is literally a norwood frauding beta nerd who got lucky that his basement-coded little program hit it big back in the day

so now he gets off on cucking standard Chads due to being billionairemaxxed

cant say i blame him tbh depp had been fucking prime 10s for 30 years now, he had his fun
 
Cope. Every foid wanted to hop on Jack Sparrows scurvy ridden dick back in the day. Elon is literally African.
I know, but he's still not white enough to compete with Elon Musk. As the boomers say "a stroke of the tar brush" is all it takes to put you at a disadvantage against Nordics. Johnny Depp is not ugly and he's above average genetically, but due to his height and whiteness... former truecel and surgerymaxxing Lazarus Elon Musk mogs him severely. Elon is white, taller, and has better face bones. Elon looks like he could kill Johnny Depp with his bare hands and scoop his brains out and eat them raw... which is what females are attracted to. Not fragile, ethnic weaklings like Johnny Deppcel.
 
I know, but he's still not white enough to compete with Elon Musk. As the boomers say "a stroke of the tar brush" is all it takes to put you at a disadvantage against Nordics. Johnny Depp is not ugly and he's above average genetically, but due to his height and whiteness... former truecel and surgerymaxxing Lazarus Elon Musk mogs him severely. Elon is white, taller, and has better face bones. Elon looks like he could kill Johnny Depp with his bare hands and scoop his brains out and eat them raw... which is what females are attracted to. Not fragile, ethnic weaklings like Johnny Deppcel.
Did you just say this guy
Elon Musk Royal Society


Mogs this guy to oblivion
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You sure about this?
 
Are you delusional? If anything Elon was a truecel :feelskek:

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Dude couldn't hurt a fucking fly. Why are you coping so hard?
Elon's post surgery pseudo bones and whiteness mog Johnny Depp. Yes, prime Johnny Depp mogs the shit out of Elon... but Johnny Depp almost looks Italian, and Italians are a truecel race and foids literally puke in their mouths when they see Italians except for like the top 1% of Nordic mixed Italians.

Surgerymaxxed Elon Musk mogs wrinkly current day Johnny Depp.
 
Elon's post surgery pseudo bones and whiteness mog Johnny Depp. Yes, prime Johnny Depp mogs the shit out of Elon... but Johnny Depp almost looks Italian, and Italians are a truecel race and foids literally puke in their mouths when they see Italians except for like the top 1% of Nordic mixed Italians.

Surgerymaxxed Elon Musk mogs wrinkly current day Johnny Depp.
Foids would take modern day Depp over modern day Elon any day. There are so many Italian slayers that mog whites, Depp isn't even Italian ffs. No foid thinks "ew he looks Italian he's a truecel" when they see him. You're projecting your ideologies. Imagine thinking foids would even think that :lul:
 
I'd still fuck the shit outta her till my dick fell off. ngl.
 
Hopefully Musk got his nut off and got the fuck outta there. Bitch is fucking psycho.
 
even being celebmaxxed isn't enough
 
Elon's post surgery pseudo bones and whiteness mog Johnny Depp. Yes, prime Johnny Depp mogs the shit out of Elon... but Johnny Depp almost looks Italian, and Italians are a truecel race and foids literally puke in their mouths when they see Italians except for like the top 1% of Nordic mixed Italians.

Surgerymaxxed Elon Musk mogs wrinkly current day Johnny Depp.
You are overrating Nordic whiteness, being pale is a horrible trait in a man (and a woman as far as I’m concerned) Italian skin is considered much more attractive in 2020. No women are lusting after pale sickly looking guys, they want Jason Mamoa, Zac Efron tanned looking men.
 

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