Almost nearly died under a bus today

[glowIntheDark]

So I was planning to go to the library to study. My retarded self decided it would be apt to blast some music in my earphones while I go there.

I got so engrossed in the goyslop music I didn't noticed the bus speeding towards me. It literally stopped two inches before me. If I had not stopped in that millisecond I would have died.

Everyone inside the bus stood up and started staring at me like I am an idiot. The bus driver was looking at me afraid as well. i rushed away before he could scream at me jfl.

Everyone on the road stopped and stared at me.

To think U would have almost become dead or worse a paralysed vegetable Today being crushed under a bus because my idiot self couldn't be self aware while crossing the road.
Worst part? It happened in my university so now the word would spell and everyone would fucking laugh at me.

to think I woke up this morning making long term plans but wouldn't have been alive by this night to see them into fruitation

 

[Cincel]

So close to be free...

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

So close to be free...

 

[fokusin]

So close to be free...

 

[WhitepillOverdose]

Winds of fate are fickle indeed. Better not to think too much about it.

 

[KinkyKanga]

Geez, be fucking careful out there brocel.

 

[glowIntheDark]

Geez, be fucking careful out there brocel.

yes i will never touch my earphones on the road again kek

 

[glowIntheDark]

Winds of fate are fickle indeed. Better not to think too much about it.

true talk transcended cel!!

 

[Ahnfeltia]

I take you were at fault then? I recently almost got hit by a bus too, but it was the bus driver's fault.

 

[KinkyKanga]

yes i will never touch my earphones on the road again kek

 

[Autistic Uggo]

I wish I could die under a bus.

 

[Maocel]

So close to be free...

He wont be fucking free inside the hospital ward and then wheelchair for life

 

[Praetorian Kanga]

Geez, be fucking careful out there brocel.

 

[TooSomething]

So close to be free...

Or bedridden for life.

 

[Friezacel]

I got hit by a car some years ago and "only" had some bruises. Depends on how fast the buy was driving

 

[Chaircel]

I'm glad you're OK, brocel

 

[Not a single word]

Didn't even read the title

 

[Cincel]

He wont be fucking free inside the hospital ward and then wheelchair for life

No shit Sherlock

 

[cripplecel]

 

[Grodd]

So close to be free...

 

[Cincel]

Or bedridden for life.

Yea, it's a bet.

 

[Sunset]

One time i was going on my bike at about 20kmh but then i lost control and fell on asphalt with my back really fucking hard, when i realised i actually fell i thought it was over and that im paralysed but somehow it didnt even hurt that much and i was able to walk

 

[JuliusEvola]

free tuition brocel

 

[Emba]

Next time take a selfie to verify

 

[kcarrots]

Good it didn’t happen tho

 

[glowIntheDark]

Next time take a selfie to verify

nigga

 

[glowIntheDark]

free tuition brocel

 

[glowIntheDark]

One time i was going on my bike at about 20kmh but then i lost control and fell on asphalt with my back really fucking hard, when i realised i actually fell i thought it was over and that im paralysed but somehow it didnt even hurt that much and i was able to walk

damn you r lucky you didn't break ur spine.That is some shit PPL never fully recover from

 

[despisedpaul]

Did you see your life flash before your eyes?
Waa your freedom from pain within reach?

 

[fukurou]

バス事故の後、スライムに転生しました

 

[glowIntheDark]

バス事故の後、スライムに転生しました

 

[glowIntheDark]

Did you see your life flash before your eyes?
Waa your freedom from pain within reach?

Not really tbh. the whole event was too quick for my life to flash in front of me or anything

 

[Fortress Resolution]

So I was planning to go to the library to study. My retarded self decided it would be apt to blast some music in my earphones while I go there.

I got so engrossed in the goyslop music I didn't noticed the bus speeding towards me. It literally stopped two inches before me. If I had not stopped in that millisecond I would have died.

Everyone inside the bus stood up and started staring at me like I am an idiot. The bus driver was looking at me afraid as well. i rushed away before he could scream at me jfl.

Everyone on the road stopped and stared at me.

To think U would have almost become dead or worse a paralysed vegetable Today being crushed under a bus because my idiot self couldn't be self aware while crossing the road.
Worst part? It happened in my university so now the word would spell and everyone would fucking laugh at me.

to think I woke up this morning making long term plans but wouldn't have been alive by this night to see them into fruitation

Brutal stuff