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Story Almost Got Ran Over by a Cyclist

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Cycling on the pavement is illegal in the UK. [1]

I was walking home on a small pavement that had no cyclist markings and was only wide enough for two lanes of pedestrian traffic.

As I walked, I glanced to my left out of curiosity, with no intention of actually moving in that direction. Suddenly, a retard cyclist sped past me at about 25 mph, panicking as he noticed me look left just before he passed. I had no idea he was behind me.

This low IQ baboon then looked behind, and shot me a look of disdain with his alien grey eyes, and though he eventually faced forward, he turned back again to glare at me with even more contempt. :feelskek: He didn’t say a word.

I was too low-inhinition to say anything.

Imagine silently and recklessly speeding down a pavement illegally and then having the audacity to be upset at a pedestrian for nearly stepping in your way. :feelswhat:

Fucking imbecile.

Do you think he was speeding home to enjoy the smokey beef flaps of his girlfriend who who just got impounded by another male a few minutes ago?

[1] https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/rules-for-cyclists-59-to-82
 
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